So I Was In The Bathroom...

[Octavious]

And while using the urinal, and I thought to myself, do you go into the water or into a select side of said urinal? Sometimes i'll be pissing and then some dude just starts ripping out the loud "splosh" and it's really un-nerving when your trying to use the bathroom. Any opinions here?

[Koyuki]

I usually hit the back so I don't sound like a hippo taking a piss in a lake.

[Maguspk]

I usually hit the back so I don't sound like a hippo taking a piss in a lake.

[Natallon]

i aim for the back as well

[RakEx]

Back or sides while being concious of not splashing myself with deflected pee.

[Maguspk]

Back or sides while being concious of not splashing myself with deflected pee.

I've oft thought of this but I think they are made in such a way that pee doesn't bounce back no matter how you aim. I've actually put this theory to test on a few occassions by actually trying to get my pee to spray back but it doesn't work. Has anyone had their pee come back at them in a urinal lol?

[Bxbaby]

I usually hit the back so I don't sound like a hippo taking a piss in a lake.

[finale23]

i just sit down at home so i dont miss or give my female counterpart a reason to complain about the toilet seat.

[Norelco]

Has anyone had their pee come back at them in a urinal lol?

I have, but it's more of a misting, and not a direct stream. It's pretty gross.

[Maguspk]

i just sit down at home so i dont miss or give my female counterpart a reason to complain about the toilet seat.

lol I can totally relate.

[Misterjingles]

You pee 10x harder/louder than the person next to you, while staring at them so they know you ain't fucking around.

[Intense]

I try to aim closest to the water without actually hitting it. To me, this reduces the amount of mist that comes back at you and allows you to get away mist free, as it delects downward into the water.

[darkhero168]

if you aim straight forward you will get a nice splashback. otherwise i usually hit the sides so it slides around and doesn't bounce back

[Yangsing]

I try to aim for the angle where the back and side meet so I don't get hit by my own piss.

[TheCursedGatts]

I aim for the person next to me and yell PEE FIGHT!

[Elesirdur]

I aim for the person next to me and yell PEE FIGHT!

Don't cross the streams!

[dietvanillapepsi]

It is kind of surprising how much splash you do get and don't notice. But I sure notice it when I am wearing shorts and sandals.

I love bathroom/restroom threads.

Like how do you stand when you pee? I remember someone doing what I call "Superman-style" which is hands on the hips like you are a superhero.

If the urinal is unflushed, do you flush it before you use it? I sometimes do it but I dunno why. It's not like I do not want my urine to be tainted by another person's urine.

Do you use the handicap stall? I do. It's like taking a dump in a penthouse suite as opposed to a motel room.

Just when you think you have seen it all, someone surprises you. Like one time, some dude was brushing his teeth while using the urinal. And what made it worse was that he used the same hand to brush and hold his winky. He would brush a couple strokes, then hold his winky for a sec, then brush a bit more, then hold. And he did it so long too. He was there when I came in and he was still there after I did my business and left.

Obviously I have a lot of free time at work.

[Koyuki]

Back or sides while being concious of not splashing myself with deflected pee.

I've oft thought of this but I think they are made in such a way that pee doesn't bounce back no matter how you aim. I've actually put this theory to test on a few occassions by actually trying to get my pee to spray back but it doesn't work. Has anyone had their pee come back at them in a urinal lol?

If I piss with extreme force equal to that of The Hulk pounding his meat, I can get a couple of prays to hit me.

[finale23]

never knew so many of you have a phd in urinal-usage

[Intense]

never knew so many of you have a phd in urinal-usage

I got mine from Stanford. ;3