So I Was In The Bathroom...

[MF Perm]

You pee 10x harder/louder than the person next to you, while staring at them so they know you ain't fucking around.

Serious Business Winner 2007

[MF Perm]

It is kind of surprising how much splash you do get and don't notice. But I sure notice it when I am wearing shorts and sandals.

I love bathroom/restroom threads.

Like how do you stand when you pee? I remember someone doing what I call "Superman-style" which is hands on the hips like you are a superhero.

If the urinal is unflushed, do you flush it before you use it? I sometimes do it but I dunno why. It's not like I do not want my urine to be tainted by another person's urine.

Do you use the handicap stall? I do. It's like taking a dump in a penthouse suite as opposed to a motel room.

Just when you think you have seen it all, someone surprises you. Like one time, some dude was brushing his teeth while using the urinal. And what made it worse was that he used the same hand to brush and hold his winky. He would brush a couple strokes, then hold his winky for a sec, then brush a bit more, then hold. And he did it so long too. He was there when I came in and he was still there after I did my business and left.

Obviously I have a lot of free time at work.

Did you know that if you place your hands on your kidney ( lower outside of your back ) and lean back a bit when you pee, you drain your bladder more efficiently and reduce your risk of disease and infection.


Superhero ftw.


But ya it is unnerving when you're about to wrap up a pee and someone gets next to you and unleashes the fury while you're dribbling out your last drops. You're thinking "man this guy must think I pee like a fag".

[Misterjingles]

You pee 10x harder/louder than the person next to you, while staring at them so they know you ain't fucking around.

Serious Business Winner 2007

For added effect, stand behind them with your wang still out and message their shoulders, comforting them that not everyone can be awesome. Don't forget to pat them on the face with the hand your dick particles are on.

Because knowing is half the battle.

[MF Perm]

You pee 10x harder/louder than the person next to you, while staring at them so they know you ain't fucking around.

Serious Business Winner 2007

For added effect, stand behind them with your wang still out and message their shoulders, comforting them that not everyone can be awesome. Don't forget to pat them on the face with the hand your dick particles are on.

Because knowing is half the battle.

Pat on the ass and a "Good game" on the way out never hurts either. Good sportsmanship is better than being good at sports.

[Galaika]

Wait... there's water in american urinals??

[MF Perm]

Wait... there's water in american urinals??

Yes and it is delicious.

[Yangsing]

Fart while you take a piss. Quite relieving.

[Izzy]

depends on the toilet, but NEVER directly into the water lol.

[Intense]

Wait... there's water in american urinals??

Theres no water in UK urinals? Savages...

[Helpoemer]

i usually sit down cos i always take a shit no matter the load when i need to piss

[Exoduso]

back/sides.

[Yangsing]

i usually sit down cos i always take a shit no matter the load when i need to piss

That's weird..

[Afrohatch]

i usually sit down cos i always take a shit no matter the load when i need to piss

That's weird..

Yeah...that's alot of shitting >_>

The farting thing is great, but scratching your ass when you pee = win~

[Maguspk]

It's healthy to poop once or more a day. How often do you go to pee that you can't think it feasible to also take a shit at the same time. I don't go more then 2-3 times a day max.

[Jefe]

I usually avoid the water, so I aim the sides or the front ;x I think they are changing the whole flushing thing from the urinals to save water. At my university the urinals don't use water whatsoever. At first I thought that shit was broken, but then I read (it has a sticker there) that it's made of this sorta frictionless surface to reduce water use, so no urine gets stuck there. Chances are you won't have to deal with the noise, or accidental splashing anymore ;o

[evilbau]

i usually aim for the urinal cake in a way which will result in the least amount of splash back. I figure its the only thing I can do which will make a bathroom smell better than I left it (even though it doesn't really). Gotta keep those urinal cake companies in business.

[Misterjingles]

I usually avoid the water, so I aim the sides or the front ;x I think they are changing the whole flushing thing from the urinals to save water. At my university the urinals don't use water whatsoever. At first I thought that shit was broken, but then I read (it has a sticker there) that it's made of this sorta frictionless surface to reduce water use, so no urine gets stuck there. Chances are you won't have to deal with the noise, or accidental splashing anymore ;o

Fuck that I'll make the noise and the splashes, and if I have to piss on the walls and floors again so be it.

[Devek]

I usually just pee in a nearby bush or alley.

[Ddz]

wow rofl. this is the most interesting thread I have ever read on BG. You men fascinate me.

[Huggo]

i just sit down at home so i dont miss or give my female counterpart a reason to complain about the toilet seat.

I do that for the same reason, and also this: it's called a rest room for a reason. I wanna sit.