So I Was In The Bathroom...

[Tajin]

this thread made my day, thanks :D

[zoobernut]

very entertaining thread. for me I usually aim down at an angle or to the side to reduce the amount of noise/splash. Never directly into the water. And to the person talking about the handicapped stalls I do that too! If they are available I will go for them first its nice to not feel like you are in a sardine can when taking a shit.

[Remyo]

only women sit down to pee, I just stand at the door and aim, the urine will fall where it wants to. if it makes it to the can, fine, if not then the women can clean it up after making me a sammich, but they must wash up before sexing time.

[finale23]

only women sit down to pee

i don't care what you say, i do what i want. sitdown pee = happy gf = more sexy time

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7084/imagescn2.jpg

[Remyo]

only women sit down to pee

i don't care what you say, i do what i want. sitdown pee = happy gf = more sexy time

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7084/imagescn2.jpg

I beat mine with bags of oranges for more sexes.


I've been kidding since the first post by the way, i don't care how you pee that's your own business do it how you like, as long as you don't post videos.

[Devek]

I know girls that stand up to pee..

They even have websites that teach how to do it, and if this type of technology existed years ago women might of been involved in the conquering of the west and we would not of been stuck with shit like Brokeback Mountain(which added a new disturbing angle to every western I have seen since).

http://nbtsc.org/~ganimede/stp.html is a guide that has worked for some girls I know, and they reported it to be very liberating (especially not having to wait in a 2 hour line line at a concert by simply popping in the empty men's room and taking a leak).

For those unable to master this method there are many websites that sell devices and gizmos that assist in upright pissing.

Unfortunately those dirty feminist have reared their ugly head again by trying to force everyone to pee sitting down. http://mapsu.org/index.htm

[finale23]

only women sit down to pee

i don't care what you say, i do what i want. sitdown pee = happy gf = more sexy time

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7084/imagescn2.jpg

I beat mine with bags of oranges for more sexes.


I've been kidding since the first post by the way, i don't care how you pee that's your own business do it how you like, as long as you don't post videos.

kinky stuff

no worries. i really don't care what anyone says

[Heian]

I have a habit of pissing on the side of my apratment building when I'm drunk. Going up two flights of stairs, fuck that. One night though in the middle of the winter I'm taking a piss outside and there is just tons of steam going up as all my friends walk by...so yeah...I wonder who has that pic now that I think about it.

[Koyuki]

I have a habit of pissing on the side of my apratment building when I'm drunk. Going up two flights of stairs, fuck that. One night though in the middle of the winter I'm taking a piss outside and there is just tons of steam going up as all my friends walk by...so yeah...I wonder who has that pic now that I think about it.

I live in like the middle of fucking nowhere and I'm surrounded by about 40 acres of forest.

If I don't feel like pissing in the bathroom I usually just go outside and find a nice tree to unleash my fury on.

Of course this has resulted in much grass dying at my expense ;(

[Mysterio]

Real men will bypass the urinal and instead stand and use the toilet stall next to it.

And in doing so make as much noise as possible pissing from 3-4 feet away into the toilet to let everyone in the bathroom know you have the biggest Dick in town.

[Norelco]

only women sit down to pee

i don't care what you say, i do what i want. sitdown pee = happy gf = more sexy time

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7084/imagescn2.jpg

There's also this thing called "lifting the toilet seat".

[finale23]

only women sit down to pee

i don't care what you say, i do what i want. sitdown pee = happy gf = more sexy time

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7084/imagescn2.jpg

There's also this thing called "lifting the toilet seat".

but then i will have to concentrate and aim, or i can just sit down and let nature take its course, killing two birds with one stone.

[Nirokun!]

i dont know about aiming, because i dont touch my penis when i use a urinal, i just pull my undies down below my balls, then raise them a little to prop my penis up, and pee. when im done, i just pull my undies back up, zip, and go wash my hands (arbitrary, but habit and courtesy )

[Kiro]

I'm scared of public restrooms. Reading the shit people write/carve into stall walls is pretty entertaining though.

[Axil]

i dont know about aiming, because i dont touch my penis when i use a urinal, i just pull my undies down below my balls, then raise them a little to prop my penis up, and pee. when im done, i just pull my undies back up, zip, and go wash my hands (arbitrary, but habit and courtesy )

what the fuck are you 3?

[Devek]

i dont know about aiming, because i dont touch my penis when i use a urinal, i just pull my undies down below my balls, then raise them a little to prop my penis up, and pee. when im done, i just pull my undies back up, zip, and go wash my hands (arbitrary, but habit and courtesy )

I wash my hands before I pee.

My penis is clean, I wash it very well every morning and it stays in my pants which are clean.

My hands touch money, door handles, shake hands, etc.. don't wanna get any of that nasty junk on my penis.

[ach]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...urinalBMAP.jpg
Urinal rubber pads ftw.

[Xiona]

i generally stand as far away from the urinal as i can.

[dietvanillapepsi]

Forgot to tell the most distrubing use of the urinal I have ever witnessed. This dude was so fat that he had to squat down, get both arms under his belly and lift just so he could have access his winky. When you're so fat that you have to lift up your belly like some olympic weightlifter just so you can piss then maybe it's time to switch to diet soda. Maybe mix in a jumping jack or two.

I wonder how many years it has been since he last saw his penis?

At least it solved one mystery for me. Now if I can just figure out how blind people know when to stop wiping...

[Ikith]

Forgot to tell the most distrubing use of the urinal I have ever witnessed. This dude was so fat that he had to squat down, get both arms under his belly and lift just so he could have access his winky. When you're so fat that you have to lift up your belly like some olympic weightlifter just so you can piss then maybe it's time to switch to diet soda. Maybe mix in a jumping jack or two.

I wonder how many years it has been since he last saw his penis?

At least it solved one mystery for me. Now if I can just figure out how blind people know when to stop wiping...

God this post made my morning. Same with this thread. I would like more stories please.