So I Was In The Bathroom...

[Hollaback]

Drunk peeing is definitely the best though. I squeeze it out as hard as possible and try to make the loudest noise I can. Also, I like to add a circular motion so I hit all parts of the urinal.

[Demosthenes]

MANLY THUNDERING FTW! In a public restroom, it puts all the little dick motherfuckers in their place.

[MF Perm]

i dont know about aiming, because i dont touch my penis when i use a urinal, i just pull my undies down below my balls, then raise them a little to prop my penis up, and pee. when im done, i just pull my undies back up, zip, and go wash my hands (arbitrary, but habit and courtesy )

I wash my hands before I pee.

My penis is clean, I wash it very well every morning and it stays in my pants which are clean.

My hands touch money, door handles, shake hands, etc.. don't wanna get any of that nasty junk on my penis.

They actually say not to wash your cack n balls too much or too vigorously. There is good bacteria that protects that area from stuff like the fungus that causes athletes foot and such. So they say not to scrub too hard or spend too much time there in the shower. Food for thought, but ya I wash my hands beforehand more often than I wash afterwards. Pee is sterile and my balls smell like chlorine, no need to wash hands afterwards unless someone else is there.

[Octavious]

this thread made my day, thanks :D

Np, but seriously >.> i tried hitting the back and I swear i got some deflection, IMO Urinal's are broken, needs fixing

[Mysterio]

to all those trying to justify not washing your hands after fondling your genitals.

You guys are fucking gross.

Just because pee is sterile, it's still urine, it's waste from your body.

[Norelco]

to all those trying to justify not washing your hands after fondling your genitals.

You guys are fucking gross.

Just because pee is sterile, it's still urine, it's waste from your body.

http://www.cora.org/_borders/don_king.jpg

"I wash mah hands BEFO' I touch mah dick."

[Misterjingles]

Sometimes when there is another person that has unleashed the fury as much as mine, we break into a duel and go as far as we can from the urinal and play "swords" with our piss. These duels are more intense than with weapons or your fists. Same sportsmanship happens as if a person was just quietly peeing next to you, a pat on the face with the hand of your dick particles, and as MFPerm added, a slap to the ass and good game for the loser.

[Norelco]

Sometimes when there is another person that has unleashed the fury as much as mine, we break into a duel and go as far as we can from the urinal and play "swords" with our piss. These duels are more intense than with weapons or your fists.

I do that too with my buddy when we're wasted and fighting over the toilet. We call it Ghostbusters though...because remember, Eagon says "DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!"

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/ghostbusters.jpg

[Misterjingles]

Sometimes when there is another person that has unleashed the fury as much as mine, we break into a duel and go as far as we can from the urinal and play "swords" with our piss. These duels are more intense than with weapons or your fists.

I do that too with my buddy when we're wasted and fighting over the toilet. We call it Ghostbusters though...because remember, Eagon says "DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!"

http://www.lazydork.com/movies/ghostbusters.jpg

But they crossed the streams at end and it saved the day, YOU HAVE TO CROSS THE STREAMS.

http://www.dnevkino.ru/films-foto/fi...ostbusters.jpg

[Lexa]

Girls who complain about men leaving the toilet seat up needs to get a grip. It's not any harder putting it down for us, than it is for you guys, and frankly, any guy who leaves the toilet seat up, beats a guy who pees and leaves piss stains/drops ON the seat by MILES! I say leave the damn seat up all you want, as long as you don't piss where I'm sitting.

[Ddz]

Girls who complain about men leaving the toilet seat up needs to get a grip. It's not any harder putting it down for us, than it is for you guys, and frankly, any guy who leaves the toilet seat up, beats a guy who pees and leaves piss stains/drops ON the seat by MILES! I say leave the damn seat up all you want, as long as you don't piss where I'm sitting.

Yeah I agree and I don't really care about it. Imo it's just a reason to argue. Also, may this thread never die.

[Norelco]

Girls who complain about men leaving the toilet seat up needs to get a grip. It's not any harder putting it down for us, than it is for you guys, and frankly, any guy who leaves the toilet seat up, beats a guy who pees and leaves piss stains/drops ON the seat by MILES! I say leave the damn seat up all you want, as long as you don't piss where I'm sitting.

Yeah I agree and I don't really care about it. Imo it's just a reason to argue. Also, may this thread never die.

Should we create a separate thread for shitting or should we just talk about it here? :D

[Ddz]

Girls who complain about men leaving the toilet seat up needs to get a grip. It's not any harder putting it down for us, than it is for you guys, and frankly, any guy who leaves the toilet seat up, beats a guy who pees and leaves piss stains/drops ON the seat by MILES! I say leave the damn seat up all you want, as long as you don't piss where I'm sitting.

Yeah I agree and I don't really care about it. Imo it's just a reason to argue. Also, may this thread never die.

Should we create a separate thread for shitting or should we just talk about it here? :D

stories about shitting are equally hilarious. especially the ones where horrendous things happen like in public bathrooms and the like, haha

[Tajin]

Yeah, running out of paper comes to mind as some not-fun-at-the-time experiences. :D

[Remyo]

Yeah, running out of paper comes to mind as some not-fun-at-the-time experiences. :D

in the event I have to use public stalls to take a dump I always check for paper. I also use the handicapped stall, I've even pushed a cripple out of the way so I could use it first.

One thing I hate, is most places put the door seem right in front of the toilet, you can clearly see through them, why do they do that?

I also hate the bathrooms that are in disrepair, once I had to use a stall with a broken lock(the part the lock slides into was gone) so I had to put a foot on the door to hold it while I took a dump, quite uncomfortable.

nothing beats locker room bathrooms though, the school I went to our field house bathrooms had no dividers, just two toilets and two urinals, no privacy, you just had to alert everyone you were using the shitter so noone would inadvertently look walking by. also noone wanted to use the toilet next to someone else.

[Devek]

I always tell girls they should be grateful that I put the seat up in the first place.. I could always leave it down and let them sit in urine splatter. Relationships are supposed to be about give in take.. I put it up you put it down, bitch.

[netz]

I have problems trying to take a piss in a public bathroom for some reason, and the difficulty increases with the number of people around me. I don't feel embarrassed to be taking a piss, but it just won't fuckin come out, and when it does come out, it's in such a pathetic piddly stream that I end up taking three times longer at the urinal than anyone else around me -- and that's a little embarrassing. Jumping into an open toilet stall isn't much of an improvement, either.

As far as the toilet seat issue, I inconvenience everyone equally by lowering the seat and the lid.

[poland]

i like to shit standing up

[Mysterio]

i like to shit standing up

well timed, I laughed.

[dietvanillapepsi]

When you use the urinal at the same time as another guy, do you try to finish up before him as if in a race, or do you try to last longer than him, like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds?