So I Was In The Bathroom...

[Ace-o-fire]

When you use the urinal at the same time as another guy, do you try to finish up before him as if in a race, or do you try to last longer than him, like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds?

I only do it if I'm by some one younger then me.

I'll wait till we both drop trou, and then I'll look over and say something like "Hey mother fucker It's on. Piss Race!"

And i'll get the yellow river flowing with all my might and as ai finish i throw my hands up in victory screaming "I win I win again You don't got anything on me"

then i'll walk over quietly wash my hands and leave. The guy 9 out of 10 times hasn't even started to pee yet.

[Nirokun!]

i dont know about aiming, because i dont touch my penis when i use a urinal, i just pull my undies down below my balls, then raise them a little to prop my penis up, and pee. when im done, i just pull my undies back up, zip, and go wash my hands (arbitrary, but habit and courtesy )

what the fuck are you 3?

what?

[MF Perm]

[quote=Nirokun!]

i dont know about aiming, because i dont touch my penis when i use a urinal, i just pull my undies down below my balls, then raise them a little to prop my penis up, and pee. when im done, i just pull my undies back up, zip, and go wash my hands (arbitrary, but habit and courtesy )

what the fuck are you 3?

what?[/quote:2f205]

lol


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[Cheerios]

I held the flush lever of a urinal down at a Pick 'N Save when I was a kid just so I can see if it can overflow. They sure can.

[Ddz]

A word of advice: Don't ever go potty at a Truck Stop. Just hold it. Trust me, it's worth the discomfort.

[Remyo]

^ truth I worked for a truck stop as maitenance in high school; let's just say it only lasted a few months before I got tired of scrubbing with steel wool and bleach every night after work.

[darkhero168]

I like to flush the toilet before i start peeing and see if i can get the whole load in before the water stops draining.. and sometimes i flush part way through to time it so that I end when it finishes draining.. Iunno why i do that.. just a habit of having to time things .. DONT' HATE ME I WAS A GODAMN NIN >.< lol

[MF Perm]

I like to flush the toilet before i start peeing and see if i can get the whole load in before the water stops draining.. and sometimes i flush part way through to time it so that I end when it finishes draining.. Iunno why i do that.. just a habit of having to time things .. DONT' HATE ME I WAS A GODAMN NIN >.< lol

haha I do that sometimes too. I'll start flushing halfway through, and if I don't finish I flush again and my fiancee is always like "OMG WTFRU FLUSHING AGAIN 4?"

[Ddz]

^ truth I worked for a truck stop as maitenance in high school; let's just say it only lasted a few months before I got tired of scrubbing with steel wool and bleach every night after work.

Yeah lol, I should have heeded that same piece of advice before it happened too; I was on a road trip a couple years ago and I had to pee reallllllllllllllllly bad so I was driving and driving and the only place I found was this Truck Stop called Love's or something and I was like hmm okay...and yeah, it looked like a scene from South Park when Kenny had his explosive diarrhea. I seriously do not know how a fat, crusty, spiky haired, flannel wearing bulldog woman managed to get shit all over the walls, floor, stall door and yeah...fucking gross. Needless to say I took my full bladder on down the road about 10 miles to another potty No way I'd bare my ass in a mess like that lol

[Remyo]

been there, had a bus load of mexicans come in once, and they shit all over the place. I felt like Bob Saget from Dumb and Dumberer. I walked in about 2 feet saw walked out, put up a closed sign on the door, and walked away. Then the supervisor came and asked why it was shutdown, me and the 2 other guys had to roshambo for it, I lost.

got some overalls out of the closet, put on 4 gloves, put a bag over my hair w/ a dust mask, and I headed for battle. I used our pressure washer which was about the size of a VW bug and sprayed that bitch down.

[Ddz]

hahaha, that sucks! Whenever I have to go in public though, I always do the "hover" maneuver, not allowing any part of my skin to touch the toilet or anything...then I wash my hands and open the door with the paper towel then throw it away afterwards lol

oh yeah and I flush with my foot. Fuck touching anything in a public bathroom.

[Remyo]

hahaha, that sucks! Whenever I have to go in public though, I always do the "hover" maneuver, not allowing any part of my skin to touch the toilet or anything...then I wash my hands and open the door with the paper towel then throw it away afterwards lol

oh yeah and I flush with my foot. Fuck touching anything in a public bathroom.

I try to use public bathrooms as infrequently as I can, even though I only touch it with my ass and it's not like I use it to do much other than bathrooming.

I wash my hands and open the door with the paper towel then throw it away afterwards lol

proper hygiene imo

oh yeah and I flush with my foot

I do this too

[Ddz]

I try to use public bathrooms as infrequently as I can, even though I only touch it with my ass and it's not like I use it to do much other than bathrooming.

Just imagine the fat, pimple-ass, STD having person that just used the potty before you hover ftw

[Tajin]

Holy shit, i love my fucked up mind, i just feel nasty reading your comment

[Remyo]

I try to use public bathrooms as infrequently as I can, even though I only touch it with my ass and it's not like I use it to do much other than bathrooming.

Just imagine the fat, pimple-ass, STD having person that just used the potty before you hover ftw

good thing my ass and genitals aren't as close together as yours..

[Talus]

The weirdest thing I notice about people that take a dump in public are some people will wait until the bathroom is empty if it's feasible, before they beat their retreat from the stall, especially if it smells particularly disgusting.

My major rule for the bathroom (at least men's public bathrooms):

1) You don't talk to another man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing (i.e. both waiting in line for a urinal to be open, both washing hands, both exiting), this does not extend to when you both have your dick in your hand unless you are related (immediate family, this exception doesn't extend to second cousins, great uncles, etc).

[Remyo]

The weirdest thing I notice about people that take a dump in public are some people will wait until the bathroom is empty if it's feasible, before they beat their retreat from the stall, especially if it smells particularly disgusting.

My major rule for the bathroom (at least men's public bathrooms):

1) You don't talk to another man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing (i.e. both waiting in line for a urinal to be open, both washing hands, both exiting), this does not extend to when you both have your dick in your hand unless you are related (immediate family, this exception doesn't extend to second cousins, great uncles, etc).

isn't that in the man laws list?

[Ddz]

women talk all the fucking time in public bathrooms -_-

[Zhais]

I've found so do middle-aged men...

I swear every time I take a dump at school a pair of teachers walk in, unzip and start chatting about their day while they piss.





So damn awkward

[Talus]

Is it on the man laws list? Where can I find it? I've heard the "equal footing" thing since '95, which I think predates those "Man Law" commercials with Burt Reynolds, Jerome Bettis, et al.