So I Was In The Bathroom...

[Remyo]

LONG POST WARNING!!!



Man Laws have been around since the dawn of time, but theyve been popularized by the commercials yes. I think the acual lists started around the time Maxim came out.

heres a brief version, it's the first list I saw way back when (#21 is the equal footing)
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.



2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

c. After wrecking your boss' car.

d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

e. When she is using her teeth.



3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
and eaten by his buddies.



4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
of jail within 12 hours.



5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever unless you actually marry her.



6: Moaning about the brand of beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.



7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
optional.



8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
weakest.



9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.



10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of
flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.



11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcoholic drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and
only when it's free.



12: Only in situations of morale and/or physical peril are you allowed
to kick another guy in the nuts.



13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.



14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos, Ever! Issue closed.



15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.




16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
much as the other sports watchers.



17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.



18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.



19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.



20: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:

a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!

b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

c. Another set and we can hit the showers!



21: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:
i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
need.



22: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.



23: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
guilty i s no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.



24: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
her to drive yours.



25: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.



extended version, harsh against the homosexual audience, but they can make a "gay man laws" if they want:
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full resposibility of driving his frinds home)

5. Short shorts have been banned.. unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals, law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officialy dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then your not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.


13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrowie puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you gotta do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed apon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count.. rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E .. Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet.. or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants.. (or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violater of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. BEING GAY IS NOT ALLOWED... EVER, NO EXCEPTIONS. All gay "people" lose the title of man, and should never be referred to, in any context, as man.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat. If not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegitarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are seperated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Lets just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recomended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you dont agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parents house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". and the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you cant drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. Its understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless its to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is onlly acceptable on a man if its on gameday and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guys night out. this is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, its not a sport.

66. If a large snake catches a man offguard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless its for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissable. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

[darkhero168]

one time at a work party, i was doing my thing at a urinal when all of a sudden my boss comes in and uses the other urinal and starts talking to me.. that was one of the first times I had a conversation with him.... it was very weird..

[Tubbers]

If you pee upwards into the urinal, you can get a nice ricochet, can be used as an offensive weapon against bathroom talkers.

[Demetrick]

Thanks for such a long post that a simple link to would have sufficed.

Anywhose...

Highschool we had rules about using the urinals, you always alternated and if 1 & 3 (& sometimes 5) or 2 & 4 were occupied, you waited or you went into the stall, and if all that was full, you waited.

[Octavious]

one time at a work party, i was doing my thing at a urinal when all of a sudden my boss comes in and uses the other urinal and starts talking to me.. that was one of the first times I had a conversation with him.... it was very weird..

I hate that, it's like "Hey Buddy,i'm trying to take a piss here, why are you talking to me?" and meanwhile all he wants to rattle about is "So did you see the Game last night?" >.> I'm trying to take a piss here! (--;)

[ertyu]

:/ if we can share shit stories then I have one.

First time ever I took a shit in a public stall, was about 6 months ago. I was at an airport waiting for my next flight and I could not hold it at all, it was one of those ones where it starts hurting your ass really bad and you need to bend over to make the pain go away. I ran to the bathroom and put one of those seat liner things on the seat. Well I was in such a rush that I didnt read the instructions or anything, so the part in the middle that your ass goes through had paper over it, but I didnt think it was attached to the other side. I set it down, sat down on it and in one motion pushed out everything I had. It didn't seperate the paper in the middle so my shit just kinda.... rolled to the side and I was sitting in it. It was so gross i seriously almost puked lol. To top it off the stall had no paper so I had to ask the guy in the stall next to me, it was the worst hour and a half in between flights ever.

[MF Perm]

:/ if we can share shit stories then I have one.

First time ever I took a shit in a public stall, was about 6 months ago. I was at an airport waiting for my next flight and I could not hold it at all, it was one of those ones where it starts hurting your ass really bad and you need to bend over to make the pain go away. I ran to the bathroom and put one of those seat liner things on the seat. Well I was in such a rush that I didnt read the instructions or anything, so the part in the middle that your ass goes through had paper over it, but I didnt think it was attached to the other side. I set it down, sat down on it and in one motion pushed out everything I had. It didn't seperate the paper in the middle so my shit just kinda.... rolled to the side and I was sitting in it. It was so gross i seriously almost puked lol. To top it off the stall had no paper so I had to ask the guy in the stall next to me, it was the worst hour and a half in between flights ever.

Ya its shit like that is why I don't use those, they never fit properly anyways. I just put TP in layers around the seat after I wipe it down nicely.

[Ivve]

one time at a work party, i was doing my thing at a urinal when all of a sudden my boss comes in and uses the other urinal and starts talking to me.. that was one of the first times I had a conversation with him.... it was very weird..

I hate that, it's like "Hey Buddy,i'm trying to take a piss here, why are you talking to me?" and meanwhile all he wants to rattle about is "So did you see the Game last night?" >.> I'm trying to take a piss here! (--

That is really awkward. At my last job, I had a boss who would follow you into the bathroom and shout to you while you were in the stall if she had something to tell you. I worked in a department store, not the fucking pentagon. Nothing in retail is that important. One day, though, she just caught me in the wrong mood and I told her off. I got fired pretty soon after that, though. I guess there are some people who place absolutely no importance on bathroom solitude.

I hated that bitch, wow.

What I hate even more is people who answer their cell phone in a public restroom. Sometimes I just trigger the ringer on my phone and talk a lot louder until they shut up. If it's one thing I've learned as a nonconfrontational person, it's that weirding people out tends to be exponentially more effective than either trying to reason with them or picking a fight.

[Misterjingles]

What I hate even more is people who answer their cell phone in a public restroom. Sometimes I just trigger the ringer on my phone and talk a lot louder until they shut up. If it's one thing I've learned as a nonconfrontational person, it's that weirding people out tends to be exponentially more effective than either trying to reason with them or picking a fight.

Seriously, when I was younger I invited my friend to stay over at my house, being a gracious friend, I let him sleep on the bottom bunk with the comfortable futon. As I told him good night, my nose itched really bad so I started rubbing it, I was rubbing it so hard it sounded like I was jerking off on the top bunk. I dunno what this has to do with bathroom etitqute but it freaked him the fuck out.

[Elesirdur]

to all those trying to justify not washing your hands after fondling your genitals.

You guys are fucking gross.

Just because pee is sterile, it's still urine, it's waste from your body.

Urine is 'sterile' in that it doesn't contain bacteria (at least in the bladder). Urinating flushes out any bacteria that gets into the urethra and frequent urination helps prevent urinary tract infections (UTIs); "holding it in" can increase your chances of getting a UTI, especially if you're prone to them.

I know this because by girlfriend has suffered two UTIs in the 6 months we've been dating. I do feel bad because she gets them from having sex with me - which then leads her to not be able to have sex for a week, which sucks for both of us. She's still recovering from the most recent one as the bacteria got into the kidneys and caused a kidney infection. The antibiotics they put her on were harsh, not fun.

UTIs are pretty uncommon in men, but more than half of women will likely have a sex-related UTI (cystitis) at least once in their life and something like 10-15% have recurrent ones. Since a woman's urethra is both much shorter than a man's and is much closer to the anus - the bacteria most frequently causing cystitis is E.Coli from fecal matter - they are at a much greater risk of contamination during sex; the obvious sweat and vigorous motion moves stuff around.

I only mention this here because a) I'm fucking bored at work, b) I had never heard of UTIs as a sex-complicaion, and c) neither had my girlfriend or any of her friends. (Even the 4th year pre-med biology student)
-Men: Don't be offended if your woman uses the toilet right after sex, she's just looking after her health.
-Women: Urinating within 15 minutes after sex is the best defense (along with practicing strict hygiene) against contract UTIs by expelling any bacteria that gets worked into the Urethra. Drinking unsweetened cranberry juice, or taking cranberry extract tablets has been clinically shown reduce the incidence of recurrent UTIs.

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[Ddz]

What I hate even more is people who answer their cell phone in a public restroom. Sometimes I just trigger the ringer on my phone and talk a lot louder until they shut up. If it's one thing I've learned as a nonconfrontational person, it's that weirding people out tends to be exponentially more effective than either trying to reason with them or picking a fight.

Seriously, when I was younger I invited my friend to stay over at my house, being a gracious friend, I let him sleep on the bottom bunk with the comfortable futon. As I told him good night, my nose itched really bad so I started rubbing it, I was rubbing it so hard it sounded like I was jerking off on the top bunk. I dunno what this has to do with bathroom etitqute but it freaked him the fuck out.

oh my god LOL I bet he was just laying there forever like :X hahaha rofl

[Lexa]

When you only see your bf every few months, UTIs are frequent - and I fucking hate them. I HATE THEM! No, let me repeat: I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!! I've had about 4 the past year, and it's almost to the point where the joy of seeing my bf again is fucking ruined because I KNOW Imma have one of those horrible UTIs again. -.-

At the VERY least I can get UTI pain relief pills where he lives (which doesn't help completely, but it's damn better than nothing). You can't where I live.

The Powers That Be need to fucking anihilate UTIs.

[Ddz]

Weird...my roommate gets UTI's all the time too. I've never had one what's it like?

[Misterjingles]

What I hate even more is people who answer their cell phone in a public restroom. Sometimes I just trigger the ringer on my phone and talk a lot louder until they shut up. If it's one thing I've learned as a nonconfrontational person, it's that weirding people out tends to be exponentially more effective than either trying to reason with them or picking a fight.

Seriously, when I was younger I invited my friend to stay over at my house, being a gracious friend, I let him sleep on the bottom bunk with the comfortable futon. As I told him good night, my nose itched really bad so I started rubbing it, I was rubbing it so hard it sounded like I was jerking off on the top bunk. I dunno what this has to do with bathroom etitqute but it freaked him the fuck out.

oh my god LOL I bet he was just laying there forever like :X hahaha rofl

Actually he just recently brought that up, like about 7 years later after that event happened, he was like "Dude after I heard that noise and then you stopped and said 'Good night', I never felt clean in that bed again." He brings up a good point because I've always wondered why he kept asking if I changed the sheets every time he came over and I offered him the bottom bunk...

[poland]

hurts 2 pee, I get UTI's pretty infrequently but when they hit oh boy I'm going to the parade to cash in my tickets for a teddy bear and driving back home and then back to the carnival to return the bear for a giraffe that I'll give to my gf whos actually a guy but i'm not picky i'll roll with what i get thats what my grand mother always used to tell me if you catch my drift

[Ddz]

hahahaaha you scarred your friend for life XD

[Ddz]

hurts 2 pee, I get UTI's pretty infrequently but when they hit oh boy I'm going to the parade to cash in my tickets for a teddy bear and driving back home and then back to the carnival to return the bear for a giraffe that I'll give to my gf whos actually a guy but i'm not picky i'll roll with what i get thats what my grand mother always used to tell me if you catch my drift

holy run-on sentence batman@_@ wut

[Lexa]

Weird...my roommate gets UTI's all the time too. I've never had one what's it like?

Some people are more prone to it than others, and girls are more prone to it than guys. It's absolutely horrible, it burns and it feels like you have to fuckin' pee ALL the fucking time. I seriously have trouble even walking with it. I usually just make my bf or someone else go get me some pain relief, due to the whole "painful to walk" thing, then I lock myself up in the bathroom and take a bath/hot shower until my skin wrinkles - and then I do it again.

Not everyone gets it as bad as me though, a girl I went to school with wasn't bothered by it at all, she didn't have the burning or anything, just the feeling of having to pee, which she ignored easily.

[AzazaelFenrir]

My major rule for the bathroom (at least men's public bathrooms):

1) You don't talk to another man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing (i.e. both waiting in line for a urinal to be open, both washing hands, both exiting), this does not extend to when you both have your dick in your hand unless you are related (immediate family, this exception doesn't extend to second cousins, great uncles, etc).

Recently I started a new job with the state, I was in the restroom and one of my bosses came in right as I was walking into a stall for a satisfying number 2. *names withheld to protect the innocent!*
"Hey Aza how you doing?"
Me >> "Um fine Sam"
"You ever notice how it isn't ok for guys to talk to each other in the restroom unless they know each other"
Me >> "I usually like the silence"
Him Babbling on for five minutes while I was trying to handle my business. At one point I thought he was going to try to come into the stall and talk.


Also if I know I am the only one around I like to see what kind of distance I can get on the urinal, avoid the possibility of splash all together!

[MF Perm]

I don't know if this was touched on, I don't think it was but... When you are at a urinal with no walls beside them and someone is pissing next to you, do you look down at yourself ( for concentration purposes ), look straight ahead, or look up.


I've always just stared off into space dead ahead, but if it looks like they turn their head my way I look up, lol. I don't even think about it, or know why I do, I just do it.