So I Was In The Bathroom...

[Kuya]

When i've drank i look down to make sure i'm not missing, when not drinking i look forward.

There was one time i ignored the leave one stall inbetween rule. It was at a party with DJ Bennazi, bathroom was so fucking full and i had to pee really really badly. It wouldn't have been that bad, but the urinals were so fucking close together, it was almost imposible not to see another guy's cock, so you had to look up. I was so wasted from that, and everybody was else was doing it to so i thought in this case it would be ok if i broke the rule, and so i din't care if anybody saw my cock, so i just went for it. :X

[Tajin]

you went... to piss right?, or to watch other people penises?

[Misterjingles]

you went... to piss right?, or to watch other people penises?

If you look at his face at the end it seems to be a face of embarassment, not of satisfaction, thus he "went for it" to look at peniuses.

[Kuya]

I went to piss, i have other methods of getting penus.

[Yangsing]

I don't know about you guys, but I refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom. Home or bust.

I also hate the people who "dribble" on the floor in front of the urinal so it forces you to spread your feet out more or makes you back up a couple inches. WTF, shake it inside the urinal retard.

[MF Perm]

I went to piss, i have other methods of getting penus.

Then the restroom must be the coolest place to hang out in a gay bar.

[Kuya]

I went to piss, i have other methods of getting penus.

Then the restroom must be the coolest place to hang out in a gay bar.

AIDSLOL

[Tajin]

BS, gay =/= AIDS (yes i know you are joking, but still)

[Oxyminus]

American Psycho taught me only women get AIDS, men cant get it...if they could they could get like...stuff

I remember like 2 years ago, went to a concert at MSG for new years and decided to drop acid for the first time in like 3 years. had to piss, and the layout of the stalls made it impossible to not break "always leave 1 to each side" rule. I had a good debate with myself about it for at least 5 minutes, probably while already in the bathroom and looking hopelessly confused. had to piss, it was pretty easy to look straight forward, since tiles were melting and stuff...ahh good times 8)

[Remyo]

American Psycho taught me only women get AIDS, men cant get it...if they could they could get like...stuff

I remember like 2 years ago, went to a concert at MSG for new years and decided to drop acid for the first time in like 3 years. had to piss, and the layout of the stalls made it impossible to not break "always leave 1 to each side" rule. I had a good debate with myself about it for at least 5 minutes, probably while already in the bathroom and looking hopelessly confused. had to piss, it was pretty easy to look straight forward, since tiles were melting and stuff...ahh good times 8)

I bet you pissed yourself and you thought you were in the bathroom.

[BRP]

I think you should always pee away from the water for a ninja like sound, but there are situations where peeing into the water is okay. Like when you've been holding it for so long, the splusplusplusplus sound totally ups the satisfaction level by a tier or two. It's like the best peeing ever.

[AzazaelFenrir]

There is also the question of does your pissing style change based on urinal design?

Three types of Urinals.
1) The floor to chest tall urinals.
2) The not very tall, but come 3 feet away from the wall and have a lot of water kind.
3) The combination of the two.

[Galaika]

In the UK we only have 2 kinds, roundish ceramic ones that dont have water in:

http://econoclectic.powerblogs.com/file ... Banana.jpg
(ignore the banana)

or long troughs, metal or ceramic, leg high:

http://www.watersave.com.au/images/pres ... hi-res.jpg

or along the floor.

None have water in, most flush periodically triggered by a timer that flushes em all (every 30 mins?) some have those laser sensors that flush em automatically after being used, but not much.

[Cheerios]

So, is the idea to have more than 1 person using that really wide urinal at the same time?

[AzazaelFenrir]

Oh I totally forgot the old trough style. Haven't seen one of in a loooooooooooooooooooong time.

The rules when using a trough are thrown out, it is more of arms length away thing.

[dietvanillapepsi]

When I think of troughs, I keep thinking of that youtube clip where some dude dove and slid on a used through as his buddies all cheered him on.

[Misterjingles]

i dont know about aiming, because i dont touch my penis when i use a urinal, i just pull my undies down below my balls, then raise them a little to prop my penis up, and pee. when im done, i just pull my undies back up, zip, and go wash my hands (arbitrary, but habit and courtesy )

So I just tried this, and I pissed all over the wall. Good thing the janitor is coming in right now...

[Octavious]

I tried it too...too hard to control without some really tight underwear I suppose. I prop'd my boxers down since i don't wear undies, man it didn't work...I feel sorry for the next person who walks over to the sink...

[Tajin]

you need to see so hard that the flow of urine keeps the penis still. The problem is the bounce from the wall

[Heian]

I do remember after watching Spiderman 3 I had to piss so fucking bad I had to use a kids urinal in the movie theater. I mean my bladder was swollen and walking was painful. Luckily I was one of the first in there, and get up there start going, but I don't stop. Pissing with my knees bent and everythign at this kids sized urinal. I pissed for right under two minutes straight and the people behind me were kinda in awe after I finished. I felt a little akward but then pround of that accomplishment. This was steady stream no breaks ect...Also finishing a piss liek that was kind of a euphoric after feeling much like an orgasim.