So I Was In The Bathroom...

[Ivve]

I do remember after watching Spiderman 3 I had to piss so fucking bad I had to use a kids urinal in the movie theater. I mean my bladder was swollen and walking was painful. Luckily I was one of the first in there, and get up there start going, but I don't stop. Pissing with my knees bent and everythign at this kids sized urinal. I pissed for right under two minutes straight and the people behind me were kinda in awe after I finished. I felt a little akward but then pround of that accomplishment. This was steady stream no breaks ect...Also finishing a piss liek that was kind of a euphoric after feeling much like an orgasim.

Hahahahaha, too good. I used to have a message that my friend left me on my phone where he was drunk and literally pissing and moaning for well over a minute. Then he flushed and said "call me back!" like nothing happened. I was surprised that he got that much recording time, honestly.

[Misterjingles]

I do remember after watching Spiderman 3 I had to piss so fucking bad I had to use a kids urinal in the movie theater. I mean my bladder was swollen and walking was painful. Luckily I was one of the first in there, and get up there start going, but I don't stop. Pissing with my knees bent and everythign at this kids sized urinal. I pissed for right under two minutes straight and the people behind me were kinda in awe after I finished. I felt a little akward but then pround of that accomplishment. This was steady stream no breaks ect...Also finishing a piss liek that was kind of a euphoric after feeling much like an orgasim.

Love that part, when my wife is in the bathroom getting ready and when I'm almost finished taking a leak I give her that "O face" and say "this is me and you", and do those last few squirts and a wink. She usually hits me or walks out of the bathroom but I'm sure she'll get the message one day.

[dietvanillapepsi]

Anyone else get a shiver sometimes that travels up your body to the top of your head, usually at the start of a really good pee?

And I don't even know if I can put into words "the perfect dump." That is some euphoric stuff there.

[guartz]

no man, don't you get it? The more noise you make the bigger your dick sounds.

[Yangsing]

Thanks for that tip. I'll pee as loud as I can next time.

[Ddz]

I do remember after watching Spiderman 3 I had to piss so fucking bad I had to use a kids urinal in the movie theater. I mean my bladder was swollen and walking was painful. Luckily I was one of the first in there, and get up there start going, but I don't stop. Pissing with my knees bent and everythign at this kids sized urinal. I pissed for right under two minutes straight and the people behind me were kinda in awe after I finished. I felt a little akward but then pround of that accomplishment. This was steady stream no breaks ect...Also finishing a piss liek that was kind of a euphoric after feeling much like an orgasim.

Love that part, when my wife is in the bathroom getting ready and when I'm almost finished taking a leak I give her that "O face" and say "this is me and you", and do those last few squirts and a wink. She usually hits me or walks out of the bathroom but I'm sure she'll get the message one day.

Oh my god Jingles LOL you never cease to make me rofl at work, jesus christ hahah

[Tajin]

Anyone else get a shiver sometimes that travels up your body to the top of your head, usually at the start of a really good pee?

And I don't even know if I can put into words "the perfect dump." That is some euphoric stuff there.

/ good stuff indeed.

[Heian]

Anyone else get a shiver sometimes that travels up your body to the top of your head, usually at the start of a really good pee?

And I don't even know if I can put into words "the perfect dump." That is some euphoric stuff there.

/ good stuff indeed.

I get a tingling feeling in the bottom of my molars when I know I'm about to have a really good piss. I'm not making this shit up. Also I love you jingles, you never fail to impress.

[guartz]

Thanks for that tip. I'll pee as loud as I can next time.

age old secret man, age old secret.

[Ddz]

Thanks for that tip. I'll pee as loud as I can next time.

age old secret man, age old secret.

That doesn't make sense to me. I'd think the longer the penis is, the less distance the pee has to go to the water, so the less sound it'd make amirite? Every time I hear loud pee I think wow small one, that pee's gotta long way to go to make that sound :O

[poland]

Thanks for that tip. I'll pee as loud as I can next time.

age old secret man, age old secret.

That doesn't make sense to me. I'd think the longer the penis is, the less distance the pee has to go to the water, so the less sound it'd make amirite? Every time I hear loud pee I think wow small one, that pee's gotta long way to go to make that sound :O

fuk u. u don't know me fuk.

[Nirokun!]

I tried it too...too hard to control without some really tight underwear I suppose. I prop'd my boxers down since i don't wear undies, man it didn't work...I feel sorry for the next person who walks over to the sink...

i wear boxer briefs, but i do it with a pair of silk boxers i have too >_>

the waistband goes under your balls, your balls go up over the band, and your dick sits on your balls, and pee

your thumbs go down the front of your undies, about (hmm) 6-7 inches apart to pull them down, then pull them back up

idk why im detailing this >_> i didnt think it was all that hard lol

i'm just surprised that most(?) guys grab onto their penis when they go pee >_> lol

[guartz]

Thanks for that tip. I'll pee as loud as I can next time.

age old secret man, age old secret.

That doesn't make sense to me. I'd think the longer the penis is, the less distance the pee has to go to the water, so the less sound it'd make amirite? Every time I hear loud pee I think wow small one, that pee's gotta long way to go to make that sound :O

fuk u. u don't know me fuk.

LOL...

[Ivve]

Thanks for that tip. I'll pee as loud as I can next time.

age old secret man, age old secret.

That doesn't make sense to me. I'd think the longer the penis is, the less distance the pee has to go to the water, so the less sound it'd make amirite? Every time I hear loud pee I think wow small one, that pee's gotta long way to go to make that sound :O

I almost posted that, lol.

[Misterjingles]

I tried it too...too hard to control without some really tight underwear I suppose. I prop'd my boxers down since i don't wear undies, man it didn't work...I feel sorry for the next person who walks over to the sink...

i wear boxer briefs, but i do it with a pair of silk boxers i have too >_>

the waistband goes under your balls, your balls go up over the band, and your dick sits on your balls, and pee

your thumbs go down the front of your undies, about (hmm) 6-7 inches apart to pull them down, then pull them back up

idk why im detailing this >_> i didnt think it was all that hard lol

i'm just surprised that most(?) guys grab onto their penis when they go pee >_> lol

When firemen use the hose to put out the fire, you see that deathlike grip they have on that sucker right? Well when you pee as hard as you can, that sucker needs to be controlled or else you'll have a mess like I have demonstrated today to the janitor.

[Heian]

Thanks for that tip. I'll pee as loud as I can next time.

age old secret man, age old secret.

That doesn't make sense to me. I'd think the longer the penis is, the less distance the pee has to go to the water, so the less sound it'd make amirite? Every time I hear loud pee I think wow small one, that pee's gotta long way to go to make that sound :O

you don't make any sense.....