VH1 is making this super awesome TV show about finding the perfect man for New York, who as far as I can tell, is some former winner on Flava of Love, or something like that. Anyway go to their site and see the top 20 choi--
Wait go back. Second row.
What?
That's right, among hundreds of guido and gangsta wannabes, the Something Awful goons have found their own candidate that truly represents the Internet, and has tried their damnedest to get him in. It's the final week now, and he needs your help. Vote totals are hidden, so we have no idea who is cheating (still) or how we are doing at all. Rather safe than sorry, we want everyone to go on the page, register (you can use some parachute e-mail account) and vote for this ginger neck beard bastard. No cheating please, the goons want this to be 100% legitimate.
The site has promised that "the top five misters with the most votes will be vying for New York's affection on television in I Love New York 2." They've had chances to remove The Fireman, but they are staying true.
So vote for The Fireman. Vote for AMERICA.
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