VA School bans all physical contact

[Vertabreaker]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 79_pf.html

Cliff notes:

All touching -- not only fighting or inappropriate touching -- is against the rules at Kilmer Middle School in Vienna. Hand-holding, handshakes and high-fives? Banned. The rule has been conveyed to students this way: "NO PHYSICAL CONTACT!!!!!"

I think this is a little over the top. Whatever happened to being a good school administrator and actually taking a proactive approach to things and decide what's acceptable and what's not?

[AzazaelFenrir]

shit like this passes yet people still wonder why kids are getting fatter and fatter. How about encouraging them to get off their asses?

[Bxbaby]

.....and children started listening to adults when?

[MisterBob]

This administrator is clearly just trying to bring High Fives back into style using the "Forbidden Fruit" angle.

[Kuya]

That'll last long.

[MF Perm]

This administrator is clearly just trying to bring High Fives back into style using the "Forbidden Fruit" angle.

Clearly.

[Elesirdur]

This administrator is clearly just trying to bring High Fives back into style using the "Forbidden Fruit" angle.

Clearly.

But not the dreaded 'on the flipside'; that's just uncalled for.

[evilbau]

this is ridiculous but it reminds me of scenes from arrested development so i take it w/a laugh

"NO TOUCHING!"

[Intense]

To me, high fives never went out, my friend!! 8)

[MF Perm]

To me, high fives never went out, my friend!! 8)

It's all about the jumping double high-five during a game of beach volleyball.

[Vertabreaker]

To me, high fives never went out, my friend!! 8)

It's all about the jumping double high-five during a game of beach volleyball.

Damn it! I was going to say that

Don't forget the aviator sunglasses.

[Intense]

I wear aviators

Von Zipper "Fernstein" style
http://images.usoutdoorstore.com/uso...k_brn_grad.jpg

[Vertabreaker]

I wear aviators

Von Zipper Fernsteins
http://images.usoutdoorstore.com/uso...k_brn_grad.jpg

I didn't say there's anything wrong with them

I prefer Electric

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c...1953_238468938

[Intense]

Well theyre a little Top Gun'ish, then again I'm a little Top Gun'ish.

p.s. Electirc sunglasses dont fit on my massive HAED.

[SephYuyX]

Que Demolition Man handshake.

[MF Perm]

Well theyre a little Top Gun'ish, then again I'm a little Top Gun'ish.

p.s. Electirc sunglasses dont fit on my massive HAED.

You can be my wingman anytime.

http://www.webstar.co.uk/~afzal/images/topgun.jpg

[Elmer the Pointy]

Well theyre a little Top Gun'ish, then again I'm a little Top Gun'ish.

p.s. Electirc sunglasses dont fit on my massive HAED.

You can be my wingman anytime.

http://www.webstar.co.uk/~afzal/images/topgun.jpg

That's it, to the principal's office you handshakers.

[Ryko]

Brings a whole new meaning to the "I'm not touching you" game.

[Priran]

You are both suspended.

[MF Perm]

What was that movie where they stop short of high-fiving and circle their hands around?

Oh man if kids start doing that in rebellion that would own hard lol