a friend of mine does this and apparently you can set parameters that a chime will go off if someone says the word "bot" or whatever you set it to
I'm sure other things could be set, like item trades, trade window open for X amount of time, or any spell that changes area cast upon you
also, stackable items like distilled water are silly, as a very basic feature of the windower is autosort (and I think you can do it in regular ffxi now, not sure, I don't play non-windower), trade nonstackable cheap items like mamool ja collars from merit (can't npc, worth junk on AH)
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