"Rape only hurts if you fight it"

[6souls]

from the same source;

Rape Condoms Equipped with Teeth
By Samantha Sullivan
Staff Writer

A condom prototype known as the RapeX Anti-Rape condom was launched in Kleinmond, Cape Province, South Africa August 31, 2005. If you haven't already heard of the product, you are hearing about it now because it will hopefully be approved and released this year for a little more than the current price of a regular condom.

I say hopefully because this condom could mean that fewer survivors of rape in South Africa will be forced to accept that not only have they been raped, but they may also have HIV.

According to AOL's blog site Black Voices Blogs: AIDS 25 Years & Counting, over 5.5 million people were HIV positive in South Africa by the end of 2005, and almost 1,000 AIDS deaths [occurred] every day. This condom was invented in the hopes that those who are raped will be less likely to become pregnant by a rapist, or to contract HIV or AIDS.

The RapeX Anti-Rape condom is a device that a woman can wear whenever she feels she may need it. Sonette Ehlers, the inventor, feels that women can wear this whether she is going to a place that is unfamiliar, or she is on a blind date.

The condom itself is endowed with microscopic hooks that dig into the rapist's penis when he pulls out of the woman he is attacking. The pain that this man will suffer may then provide a window for the woman to escape from his control.

While inflicting pain on a rapist may seem like reason enough for the condom to be approved, my personal favorite attribute of the condom is that it can only be successfully removed from the male surgically. The rapist will not only suffer tremendously, but he will also be caught red-shafted, if you will. Ehlers came up with the idea from working with rape victims for over 20 years in South Africa. She got the idea from a combination of a young woman [who was] raped who said If only I had teeth down there, and hearing about a young man admitted to a hospital for getting his penis caught in his trouser zipper and the excruciating pain [it caused], AOL's site said.

While I would agree with the fabrication of this product, I can somewhat understand the complaints of those against it. Members of the AOL Black Voices Discussion Board have shown mostly acceptance of the product, but some have also expressed their concerns. A man, under the username uncontainable spirit, seems to be mainly pro-production, but he is concerned that [a] person who is pissed for some reason at a man [may use] this against him as a form of punishment.

Another user, under the screen name of Phenicks, expressed her complete approval of the anti-rape condom, saying that any rapist might deserve to feel a similar amount of pain to that of the pain they inflict on their victims. Although, she said she would prefer putting a taser gun to the rapists testicles.

Although the RapeX Anti-Rape condom is receiving mixed reviews all over the world, I believe it will be widely accepted before the end of summer. There are far more benefits than there are consequences. The promise of a life with one less burden for future South African rape victims, and those around the world, if passed, is an amazing prospect.

http://clubs.ccsu.edu/recorder/editoria ... NewsID=254

[Quicklet]

Holy shit this is some major OFN.

It was intended as sarcasm/satire. The guy who wrote this article got lynched like crazy afterward, though. There was a big forum where he issued an apology, and then still got owned, had to resign from the newspaper, etc. To be honest, I think it was overkill, but after having actually read the article now, he probably deserved it just for writing such a horribly shitty article. I mean, of all the possible jokes somebody could make about rape that might actually get a laugh, not only did this guy fail to make a single one of them, but he also apparently doesn't understand the difference between the archaic meaning of the word and the modern usage. It's like he was using .999 repeating and 1 interchangeably, when we all know that they're not the same thing.

In conclusion, college newspapers are teh gay, especially this one which suffers from a severe lack of funny.

[Devek]

What is the difference between rape and true love?

Salesmanship.

What is the difference between a woman and a toilet seat?

The toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you shit on it.

[Ivve]

What is the difference between a woman and a toilet seat?

The toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you shit on it.

That made me think of this joke:
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it.

[Auspice]

What is the difference between a woman and a toilet seat?

The toilet seat doesn't follow you around after you shit on it.

That made me think of this joke:
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it.

Just reminded me of a good one I just heard:

What's the difference between a woman and a cat?

One's a finicky eater who doesn't care if you die; the other uses a litter box.

[Flarega]

What's the useless piece of skin that surrounds the vagina?

The woman.

[Lexa]

If you're gonna joke about a subject that can be this touchy (no pun intended), you need to be damn sure you're actually funny. You want to make people go, "I shouldn't laugh at this, but BWAHAHAHAH!" - this guy? Not funny.

[Auspice]

What's the useless piece of skin that surrounds the vagina?

The woman.

I heard the flipside of that:

What's the useless piece of skin on the end of the penis?

The man.

[divisortheory]

It's like he was using .999 repeating and 1 interchangeably, when we all know that they're not the same thing.

Either you're joking or you fail at having a brain. Hope it's the first

[skanker]

its not rape if ur willing



or



rape is not a laughing matter......unless ur raping a clown

[Rocl]

It's like he was using .999 repeating and 1 interchangeably, when we all know that they're not the same thing.

Either you're joking or you fail at having a brain. Hope it's the first

.999~ and 1 aren't the same.
.999~ requires more characters to express in text !

[simozene]

It's not rape! It's surprise sex!