HEELYS!

[Oxyminus]

I fucking hate these things, shoes are not skates, skates are not shoes, and by no means should the two ever meet in such an unholy union. everytime i see a kid run/skate by them and cut me off I hope they trip and fall. does this make me a bad person?

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[TheCursedGatts]

I think better things could be combined with shoes, like antigravity, rocket launchers, bacon, cats, etc

[Mr.Raikku]

god these things are the fuckin devil

[izembo]

have kids try and use them all the time in the store and constantly tell them to not use them in the store, at least it gives you a reason to kick annoying kids out though.

[Hitoshura]

I don't know how but I remember about 6 years ago my friend Mike broke both his ankles riding those stupid things. I lol'd looking back on that..

[Oxyminus]

have kids try and use them all the time in the store and constantly tell them to not use them in the store, at least it gives you a reason to kick annoying kids out though.

you have no idea how right you are. i work at a wine store, if i ever see a kid use one of those in my store id start yelling them about how they could break bottles and stuff.

[Natallon]

every time i see a kid roll by on them i want to punch them in the face...

[MF Perm]

I'm jealous because I wish I had those as a kid. Kids look too happpy just gliding around and shit lol. Awesome idea whoever made those.