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    Who needs men? amirite?

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    I normally don’t spend a great deal of time thinking about my sperm.

    But recently a team of scientists announced they had made artificial sperm from human bone marrow, and media reports abounded with the dire news that my goodfellas (and by extension, me) had been rendered unnecessary.

    If a woman chose to do so, speculated tabloid journalists, she could make sperm from her own bone marrow, fertilize another woman’s egg — and voila!

    “Men could be completely sidelined,” according to Britain’s Daily Mail.

    “Women to Self Create,” blared the headline in Australia’s Daily Telegraph.

    “Men beware!” began a story on one U.S. news Web site.

    There are at least half a dozen reasons why such speculation is silly, some scientific and some practical. For example, as long as sex feels good and remains no more expensive than dinner and a bottle of wine, most people will use natural-grown sperm.

    I just want to know why you women are in such a rush to get rid of us. Sci-fi and fantasy literature are full of all-female societies like Wonder Woman’s home island. New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd penned a friendly little book in 2005 called “Are Men Necessary?” Are you trying to give us a complex or something?



    Why is science trying to get rid of us? ; ;

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
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    Why is science trying to get rid of us? ; ;
    Big Sister out to get us?

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    lol it sounds like something taken out of MadTV's movie promo skits...

    But anyways yeah... wtf? Go ahead, let's see you self create your little mutant children.

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    STUPID JOKE ALERT










































































    Regardless of what happens there will still be lots of bonin' going on.



















































    told ya

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    Wow. Uhm...yeah. For some reason I had a mental picture of the guy with the 'bitches' shirt saying something like "Bitches Don't Know 'Bout My Sperms."

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    I will be so mad if they accomplish this. get to curing cancer before you take the sex from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111

    fucking lesbians are behind this I bet. god damn lesbians.

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    This is why I condone rape.

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    Blame Rosie.

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by coronamad
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
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    Why is science trying to get rid of us? ; ;
    Big Sister out to get us?

    Big Brother is trying to out source sex to third world countries.

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by coronamad
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    Why is science trying to get rid of us? ; ;
    Big Sister out to get us?

    Big Brother is trying to out source sex to third world countries.
    Big Brother wouldn't cockblock me like that. why do people actually want this to happen anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misterjingles
    This is why I condone rape.
    Am I the only one who doesnt get the humor in even joking about that.

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by Remy0
    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by coronamad
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    Why is science trying to get rid of us? ; ;
    Big Sister out to get us?

    Big Brother is trying to out source sex to third world countries.
    Big Brother wouldn't cockblock me like that. why do people actually want this to happen anyway?

    So we don't have to worry about paying child support anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MF Perm
    Quote Originally Posted by Remy0
    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by coronamad
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17937813/

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    Why is science trying to get rid of us? ; ;
    Big Sister out to get us?

    Big Brother is trying to out source sex to third world countries.
    Big Brother wouldn't cockblock me like that. why do people actually want this to happen anyway?

    So we don't have to worry about paying child support anymore.

    Exactly, and here is the trap. You think you're getting a deal, but then the medical bill comes in.

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    Even if they did that, people would still have sex for the pleasure. And then one day we can just screw ourselves when we want babies.

    This is like Devek's dream come true.

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Quote Originally Posted by Misterjingles
    This is why I condone rape.
    Am I the only one who doesnt get the humor in even joking about that.
    Just you and the women that read this forum.

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Quote Originally Posted by Misterjingles
    This is why I condone rape.
    Am I the only one who doesnt get the humor in even joking about that.
    Just you and the women that read this forum.
    I sensed the jingles touch of sarcasm. I laughed.

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ddz
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios
    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko
    Quote Originally Posted by Misterjingles
    This is why I condone rape.
    Am I the only one who doesnt get the humor in even joking about that.
    Just you and the women that read this forum.
    I sensed the jingles touch of sarcasm. I laughed.
    I gotta admit, I chuckled. Then felt really really terrible.

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    Re: Who needs men? amirite?

    ... Tonko... is that you...?

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    I'm not too paranoid. Men still have the pimp slap. They can never be replaced.

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