Priceless Wedding

[Angelsin]

Probably ofn but there's bound to be someone here who hasn't heard this. I got this in an email and here's the cut and paste of it:

You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300
guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a Microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank
everyone For Coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a Token
Of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special
Gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
Including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift
To everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
With the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
Earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
Couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then
He turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the
Dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
People would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
About the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if Nothing
Were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 Guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and Best
man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This Guy
has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
This?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe
two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500 The look on everyone's
face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride Humping the best man:
Priceless There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD!

[MF Perm]

who's gonna ofn this first?


oshi....

[Royal]

Awesome haha.

[Shuemue]

That's pretty funny. And Perm, some of us aren't quite as cool as you, so things catch up with us a tad slow

[XxSlusherxx]

That's pretty funny. And Perm, some of us aren't quite as cool as you, so things catch up with us a tad slow

it is actually really really olde, but it's still funny

[MF Perm]

That's pretty funny. And Perm, some of us aren't quite as cool as you, so things catch up with us a tad slow

AMG SHUE WITH THE TEMPER.

[Misterjingles]

So you're the motherfucker that keeps spamming my email with this! D:

[Shuemue]

Don't make me angrier >

[Khamsin]

The writer needs to learn how to keep his capitals in check.

[Exoduso]

That's awesome.

[Eckskalibur]

haha that's incredible.

[Ddz]

hahahahaha man I wish I had patience like that. I bet he was seething with anger for months before he pulled that off LOL

[Norelco]

But websites like Snopes.com and others claim this is a fake...so...which is it?