
Originally Posted by
Rocl
WHAT ARE YOU MAD, BG IS READY 100% OF THE TIME ALL THE TIME
I woke up last morning with my phone a pew-pew-pew, and I rush and I rush, but I can't get there fast enough. I trip over a bucket on my way to my cellular, but finally answer my pew-ing phone and I say "There seems to be salami on my doorknob" AH GOD IT'S TEARSHANG and he responds "The chocolate gnomes have taken the princess" Upon hearing this news, I call Kuno and he's like "MY GOD MAN KING BEHEMOTH IS UP, RIGHT HERE, IN MY CINNAMON TOAST" which of course I automatically resply with "But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Because of the Reese's peanut butter cup in every bite!" And I rush and I run and I hope in my car made of kites and I stop in the middle of the highway to pick up some strange homeless man
Except it's not just any strange homeless man, it's Shiznicle! Shiznicle walks into my massive kitemobile and goes "I am a walrus" and I agree with him and we keep on driving down I-9001 until we reach it. Yes, we reach Dragon's Aery and carefully throw a cucumber into the pit and watch. Within moments a large lumbering dragon appears, but SHAZAM SOMEONE JUST FELL ON IT FROM THE CEILING Was it a dragoon? No, it was Sistefosok! And then Alleya met the floor of victory. The end.