Celestial Nights (6/29-7/17)

[Max™]

These haiku all fail
It is not just syllables
Dammit! I failed too.

[Jabberwocky]

Temperance axe and torque
Brutal, Hauberk, and Corrie Carrie too
E. body in my dreams

[Cjskater]

Mission

I earned my Glory
Crown. Naja, you whore, please give
it back to me. NOW.

Fixed:

I want my crown back;
Naja Salaheem, you whore;
Return it right now.

You wasted my time
I kept checking the first quote
Thinking you changed it

Roffles me too damn
I checked each post at least
Three times to realize

[Ambir]

Mellee Red Mage, yes!
I hit for so much damage
Parser must be broke

[Taj]

Temperance axe and torque
Brutal, Hauberk, and Corrie Carrie too
E. body in my dreams

Congratulations, you win the "I don't know how to count syllables" award. (Also, it's Courier, which is three syllables.)

[Zalius]

i ask a question
to the man known as sundi
he says, "i don't know"

[Zalius]

i ask a question
to the man known as sundi
he says, "i don't know"

[Zarath]

Why do we all care
That some people cannot count
Seems so meaningless

Anyways...

Why must this WAR suck
I pull hate with my COR
Crap... I am so dead

That's been happening to me all day T_T

[Zalius]

Didnt mean for that
sorry about the double
i will edit that

[Zalius]

i kid with you guys
i double post on purpose
to make new haiku

[Zalius]

i call this justice
i will eat this thread alive
rocl! assist me!

[Zalius]

i leave you, to bathe
there had better be new posts
upon my return

[chilicheese]

cat face! cat face! hes
got a big cat face. hes got
the body of a cat

and the face of a
cat, and he flies through the air
cause hes got a cat(face. cat face)

[Jabberwocky]

Temperance axe and torque
Brutal, Hauberk, and Corrie Carrie too
E. body in my dreams

Congratulations, you win the "I don't know how to count syllables" award. (Also, it's Courier, which is three syllables.)

Does I wins a cookie?

[Almalexia]

Naja Salaheem
And Mihli Aliapoh--
Greater than Aphmau.

[thegilseller]

Naja Salaheem
And Mihli Aliapoh--
Greater than Aphmau.

Oh the herecy
I can't believe what you said
Take your mithra and--

[Ivaden]

Advanced forums, where
has all the drama gone to
stupid event shit.

[LD]

One sentence per line
It is not a paragraph
3 whole lines, bitches

Still no In-Game stuff
We've not made enough haiku?
Post fucking poems.

[Kyreth]

Red Mage seeking now!
They want "Main Heal! Refresh Bot!"
Burn party, no thanks.

[Seraphise]

Holy shit OH MY GOD
Yes, I've Finally Got It
Its Totally Blue.