ye olde ffxi

[Priran]

I'm looking at screenshots where I actually tried this, and I died in 4 hits. 3 times. And pugs can double attack.


It can probably work if you're not being healed by a THF/RDM, but I'm not really going to take your word for it, since you logically can't have been a DRK lower than 37 in years.

[Lexa]

Guys, hold the pull, the PLD is out of MP and needs to rest.

What do Raptors aggro, sight or sound?

OHSHIT BAT TRAIN ZONE ZONE ZONE!

You can exp in Altepa?

What do Raptors aggro, sight or sound?

This nub PLD is wearing a Haub, lololol

OHSHIT invite the DRK they can Spinning Slash!!!

Guys, what do Raptors aggro, sight or sound???

[Ohemgee]

Solo DRK 1-24 and just go /nin.

Thats what I did :\

[Talisien]

I don't know what game you guys are playing but you should really level a job that is unpopular from 20-40 sometimes in PUGs only.

All this stuff still happens every single day.

Freeze macros? Yup, head out to Quicksand Caves, you'll find em.

Drk 1st Provoke? Yep, head over to Crawler's Nest, you'll see em.

Thf closing a Distortion chain to BlizzagaIII? Did it the other day in the Mire.

"What's an ENM?" Head over to whitegate...today.

Or my personal moment du jour:

PT of DDx3 THF NIN WHM @34-36 Crawler's Nest

nin: "Haste plz"
nin: SATA DD/war 1st{provoke} {can I have it?}

That was last night.

Welcome to Hades was never a more apt login screen.

[Sidanoir]

For shits and giggles I tanked Lufaise Meadows Perytons/Rams as DRK/WAR once with a defense setup of sorts , it actually worked lol, I was like a PLD in how much I got hit for and did more damage <.< was pretty fun and got some parry skill!

Anything can tank low level cause power level parties/alliances are the norm nowadays amirite?
Back in the day having a power level was like OMFG

In fact I used to power level ppl on DRK/WHM LOL ocassionaly

[Gilanth]

Elvaan BLM sucks!!

[Ferien]

Hey guys Bloodtear's up get here quick, the JPs are already porting!

Why am I still leveling cooking? There's absolutely no point in having it past 60.

Wait that WHM has Erase? OMG get him!

Earth Crystals @ 400 gil a stack.
Fire Crystals @ 2500 gil a stack, making Vultures and Goblins in Gustaberg the best farming in the game.

You'll never beat the JPs, they have packet sniffers. (and then the ensuing arguments for/against it)

Windower: Still full-screen only, but you can ALT-TAB!

And the less-than-moral ones:
Guys, you're not gonna believe this, but I found a program that spams enter for you 100 times a second. It's the only way to beat the JPs.

Yea I lost my job a while back, but I found this site where I can sell my gil. I leave my character on to fish up Rusty caps in Rabao every night while I'm asleep, it's a TON of gil, and it easily pays the rent.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

There's food that's not meat mithkabobs?

[Mifaco]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, GAMEOVER JUST BEAT KIRIN

they are truly legendary NAs

[safer]

*on the way to dark spark*

DONT TOUCH THE WALLS!!

[DragonCloud64]

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW A JP WITH KIRIN TITLE

[Max™]

"Omg, that guy has an Optical Hat! That's so awesome, I wonder how you get one."

Plinking worms to death from outside of spell range (aptly enough, I stumbled onto this as a lvl 13 Warrior by accident, and the NEXT DAY they "fixed" it... dammit) oh that must have ruled.

JP's going to the multiple Worm camp in Korroloka and -gaing the worms for ZOMG Chain 8!

Ghouls spawning claimed, making alliances to get our skulls.



That familiar linkpearl at the Altep gate crystal...

Oh, wait, that's ye olde fads.

[Kaylee]

Oldmen in ur Ordelle's Caves, camping ur slimes.

lmao! that bastard XD after they made it so that chymes dropped shikaree rings, he hung out in Oztroja til he was finally banned -.-

[Nystul]

"You know what, fuck these guys. I'm gonna go change to BST and MPK the hell out of them!"






Also
"Yea but like I only have 20mil, so I need to keep farming tiger fangs so I can buy that hauberk"

[Gatsby]

OMG our WHM has a Noble's Tunic!
I've never seen one of those!

[Ferien]

Blue Gartr? That's the site with the Big Kills list and the cool Kirin video right? Man those guys must rock.

[Darkmessenger]

Everyone needs to level WHM to 37 so we can fight Fafnir, if Nidhogg pops we're doomed lolz

Ok guys 10 % of Tiamat's HP in 1 hour, 9 hours to go! *30 mins later* Oh shi- Arche Corses, WHERE ARE OUR BSTS ??

Get the other PLD ready when the first goes down, Faust AoE is FUCKING SICK, he just keeps spamming, most difficult mob in Sky.

Hey what's that big thing there in the sky? kinda looks like a ufo, hey it's coming down now, what the fu... oh shit! SLEEP IT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

/sh SKILL UP PARTY GARLAIGE CITADEL 16/18 LOOKING FOR WHM. This always ended up in 10 people needing a key and the 'high level' player showing off his amazing weaponskills.

[Ferien]

Everyone needs to level WHM to 37 so we can fight Fafnir, if Nidhogg pops we're doomed lolz

RNG/WHM are AWESOME on Fafnir.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Summoner's Baqst MP

[SephYuyX]

Everyone needs to level WHM to 37 so we can fight Fafnir, if Nidhogg pops we're doomed lolz

RNG/WHM are AWESOME on Fafnir.

MND for holy bolts.