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    Washlet

    http://www.cleanishappy.com/

    I dont know what to think

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    Re: Washlet

    order placed.





    I mean.


    wtf.

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    Ok, who saw the asses and were like "Those are some fine asses" and then the faces appeared and...

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    Re: Washlet

    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin
    Ok, who saw the asses and were like "Those are some fine asses" and then the faces appeared and...
    Ya I'm gay now also. Nice to meet you.

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    Re: Washlet

    YES phone calls while im shitting ive always wanted that

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    Re: Washlet

    It appears semirandomly generated, so I guess I was lucky to get 5 chicks the first time.

    Now what's the over/under on how long before that commercial is legal on US cable?

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    Re: Washlet

    If they can show a baby's ass on diaper commercials, they should be able to show this for a toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charla
    It appears semirandomly generated, so I guess I was lucky to get 5 chicks the first time.

    Now what's the over/under on how long before that commercial is legal on US cable?
    For me, the third and fifth slots always ends up being guys (a younger guy on third and older guy on fifth).

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    Re: Washlet

    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin
    Quote Originally Posted by Charla
    It appears semirandomly generated, so I guess I was lucky to get 5 chicks the first time.

    Now what's the over/under on how long before that commercial is legal on US cable?
    For me, the third and fifth slots always ends up being guys (a younger guy on third and older guy on fifth).
    Same here. And the black chick to finish it off.

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    I was in Japan last year and noticed that like 80% of their toilets already did this. At first it was kind of weird and I felt like I was being violated, lol. After a few times you get used to it though and then it's really quite nice.

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    Don't knock it till you've tried it.

    That is all.

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    Re: Washlet

    i dont see this as being a suprising innovation. i've always wondered why i've never heard conservationists championing technology changes like this. seems funny that we will deforest habitats so we can wipe our asses. next step: saltwater toilets to alieviate the strain on the clean water supply. ever wonder about how much time/energy/money we spend cleaning and desalanating water to drinkable standards just to take a dump in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aru
    i dont see this as being a suprising innovation. i've always wondered why i've never heard conservationists championing technology changes like this. seems funny that we will deforest habitats so we can wipe our asses. next step: saltwater toilets to alieviate the strain on the clean water supply. ever wonder about how much time/energy/money we spend cleaning and desalanating water to drinkable standards just to take a dump in it?
    Because it's less time/energy/money spent than taking a dump in saltwater?

    The potable water has to make it to our house, anyway. Adding a second saltwater line would cost extra. A good intermediate step might be recycling the storm sewer water, but since storm sewers are all open gravity sewers, you'd have the additional cost and hassle of installing and maintaining pumps at the laterals. Lift stations for pressurized sanitary sewer mains are bad enough. And then, since the storm sewer water would likely contain various sediments, oils, and chemicals (unless you're using treated runoff after it's been through a water quality vault, bioswale, or other treatment facility), that's extra cleaning and maintenance for septic systems with all the (extra) crap left over after it settles out (meaning you gotta pump the shit out of there even more often). Which I guess means septic systems are where it's at as far as water conservation goes, since they can reuse the supernatant, but still have to pump out their crap, which sucks.

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    I think Adam Carolla mentioned something like this on Loveline a while back, so it can't be that new.

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    reminds me of shaveeverywhere.com