Have You Ever Been Caught AC Slatering?

[Bearsan]

Taken from http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3597281

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...1102400887.gif

Just seemed like a bad time to try something so extreme I guess.

[MF Perm]

omg lolololol. That's so awesome.

[Mysterio]

lmao

[Tyr]

...hahahahhahaha

On another note- why again was he doing it? Because it's comfortable? Gross. Dump like a man.

[Epincus]

Normally I'd consider this to be an unusual post.

Around here though...

[Rainbowsax]

fucking epic

[tyven]

gonna try it tonight

edit: where do i put my cock and balls?

[Fayttt]

holy shit rofl
sooo going to try that shit
excuse the pun

[Norelco]

omg lolololol. That's so awesome.

holy fucking shit i am lol'ing

[Mysterio]

You don't "try" this for reasons stated above lol

[Jefe]

Ahahaha, never gonna try it (why?). Although I do take off my pants and shirt whenever I use the lavatory <_< Also, I am extremely adamant when taking dumps in other people's lavatories (fuk public ones, I hold it >< If I do, /incoming pro tip: I quickly flush it to get rid of the funk (if any). Last, am I the only one that takes dumps w/o the toilet seat? I find it really uncomfortable my gf was like: 0_O; when she found out. She was wondering how come I don't fall in 8D

[miokomioko]

am I the only one that takes dumps w/o the toilet seat?

Yes.

[MF Perm]

Ahahaha, never gonna try it (why?). Although I do take off my pants and shirt whenever I use the lavatory <_< Also, I am extremely adamant when taking dumps in other people's lavatories (fuk public ones, I hold it >< If I do, /incoming pro tip: I quickly flush it to get rid of the funk (if any). Last, am I the only one that takes dumps w/o the toilet seat? I find it really uncomfortable my gf was like: 0_O; when she found out. She was wondering how come I don't fall in 8D

Is it just me, or does everyone have those shits they take where like you just have to get naked. This shit is such a dominant force waiting to invade the toilet from planet asshole that you must prepare for it. This isn't every shit, but like 1 out of 20 shits, the clothes, glasses, jewelry, everything must come off.

[Mizango]

omg lolololol. That's so awesome.

holy fucking shit i am lol'ing

[L J]

I just AC Slater'd, its easier to flush the toilet sitting down.

[Tyche]

@ Meteora: WTF, are you serial? How come you don't fall in?

@ MF Perm: My fiancee, no shit (irony to come!), only poops about once every four days. I've literally heard her cry in pain, and then she complains about bleeding. She's cried harder taking a shit than giving birth. She said she's always been like that. I, on the other hand, try to take at least 4 shits a day. They are usually complete in about 15 seconds. I rarely have a difficult poop. My old college roomie doesn't shit very often, but when he does, it's like prepping for a date. He gathers books, cigarettes, comfortable clothes, and spends about 45 minutes on the shitter. I've seen some amazing pooping rituals, but shitting backwards takes the cake. Then again, there's this:

http://www.joejo.ca/japan/toilet.jpg

[MF Perm]

@ MF Perm: My fiancee, no shit (irony to come!), only poops about once every four days. I've literally heard her cry in pain, and then she complains about bleeding. She's cried harder taking a shit than giving birth. She said she's always been like that. I, on the other hand, try to take at least 4 shits a day. They are usually complete in about 15 seconds. I rarely have a difficult poop. My old college roomie doesn't shit very often, but when he does, it's like prepping for a date. He gathers books, cigarettes, comfortable clothes, and spends about 45 minutes on the shitter. I've seen some amazing pooping rituals, but shitting backwards takes the cake. Then again, there's this:

That was made of so much awesome, I need to here moar shit stories.

[Penthesilea]

I took a dump in japan in one of those toilets. I wasn't sure wtf to do with my pants, I mean, you lean back to keep your pants out of the way and your center of gravity is all off and you fall over.

[MF Perm]

I took a dump in japan in one of those toilets. I wasn't sure wtf to do with my pants, I mean, you lean back to keep your pants out of the way and your center of gravity is all off and you fall over.

That ones amazingly clean. The public ones I always saw always had muddy ( shitty? ) footprints and sludge and shit all over the sides and such. Not to mentioned piss all over the place.

[Viq]

That was made of so much awesome, I need to here moar shit stories.

One of my ex-gf's had been complaining about her stomach hurting all day once. Around 4 or 5 in the afternoon she got up while we were lounging around watching TV and said something along the lines of "OMG it's coming out... this is going to take awhile."

Fast forward about a minute and a half and she sits down on the other side of the room. I asked if she was ok, and pointed out that it didn't take her nearly as long as she thought it would. "Oh, it turned out I just had to let out the biggest fart of my life." Needless to say, I teased her about confusing a fart for a deuce for months.