Have You Ever Been Caught AC Slatering?

[GSDragoon]

Reminds me of that scene in Grandma's Boy. When he was in the bathroom with a Barbie doll and this guys mom walks in during it.

[Penthesilea]

Poop stories are the best. So I know this girl and her and her sisters dont wear underwear for some reason. Well, we're all sitting around chillin, and Misa, the older one, looks down, and there's a turd on the ground. Apparently she tried to fart and pooped out a little happy guy. She looks up, trying to pass it off and hopes no ones seen it, but we all look at her as she looks up and she runs off laughing. She's 23 btw and used to be hot til that happened.

[MF Perm]

Poop stories are the best. So I know this girl and her and her sisters dont wear underwear for some reason. Well, we're all sitting around chillin, and Misa, the older one, looks down, and there's a turd on the ground. Apparently she tried to fart and pooped out a little happy guy. She looks up, trying to pass it off and hopes no ones seen it, but we all look at her as she looks up and she runs off laughing. She's 23 btw and used to be hot til that happened.

Oh man, this is not quite a poop story but it matches yours. This guy in the Navy I knew, total guido, was into smoking crack and selling crack. He was telling this story about how in North Chicago he was smoking crack with this girl, and they started fucking. He starts fucking her in the ass, and the way he said it was like; "Yo Iunno if it was the plunging action or what, but this fooking cunt as soon as I pull out - a piece of shit the size of a hot dog just jumps outta her ass and hits me in the stomach, then just falls on the ground. Next thing I know she's in the bathroom crying and I'm in the corner of the room crying. Fucking crackhead bitches."

Shit still has me rolling when I think about it.

[Azkarin]

Poop stories are the best. So I know this girl and her and her sisters dont wear underwear for some reason. Well, we're all sitting around chillin, and Misa, the older one, looks down, and there's a turd on the ground. Apparently she tried to fart and pooped out a little happy guy. She looks up, trying to pass it off and hopes no ones seen it, but we all look at her as she looks up and she runs off laughing. She's 23 btw and used to be hot til that happened.

Oh man, this is not quite a poop story but it matches yours. This guy in the Navy I knew, total guido, was into smoking crack and selling crack. He was telling this story about how in North Chicago he was smoking crack with this girl, and they started fucking. He starts fucking her in the ass, and the way he said it was like; "Yo Iunno if it was the plunging action or what, but this fooking cunt as soon as I pull out - a piece of shit the size of a hot dog just jumps outta her ass and hits me in the stomach, then just falls on the ground. Next thing I know she's in the bathroom crying and I'm in the corner of the room crying. Fucking crackhead bitches."

Shit still has me rolling when I think about it.

Your story goes great with your profile and sig

[darkhero168]

at work the other day i had a huge stomach ache so i ran to the washroom to let it out. fucking toilet had very little water so there was more shit than water in there and it REEEEEEEEEKED. i wasn't finished yet and i didn't want ot get up so i decided to just flush while i was still on it. an air bubble goes through the shit pile and explodes the shit all over my ass , my pants, the wall, the side of the toilet and the floor... i was like fuck it smells even more now and it's all over me.. i let the rest of it out and attempt to clean everything up so my co-workers wouldn't freak and went home to change ugh... moral of the story: if there's not enough water in the toilet don't shit in it or don't flush while sitting on it. . . .

[Anyway]

am I the only one that takes dumps w/o the toilet seat?

Yes.

...what the fuck. I am completely grossed out by the fact that you do that.

[Axil]

@ Meteora: WTF, are you serial? How come you don't fall in?

@ MF Perm: My fiancee, no shit (irony to come!), only poops about once every four days. I've literally heard her cry in pain, and then she complains about bleeding. She's cried harder taking a shit than giving birth. She said she's always been like that. I, on the other hand, try to take at least 4 shits a day. They are usually complete in about 15 seconds. I rarely have a difficult poop. My old college roomie doesn't shit very often, but when he does, it's like prepping for a date. He gathers books, cigarettes, comfortable clothes, and spends about 45 minutes on the shitter. I've seen some amazing pooping rituals, but shitting backwards takes the cake. Then again, there's this:

http://www.joejo.ca/japan/toilet.jpg

im exactly like her, i even had to get a cat scan over it today

[Jefe]

@ Meteora: WTF, are you serial? How come you don't fall in?

My toilet is not that big, is not like the public industrial ones.

...what the fuck. I am completely grossed out by the fact that you do that.

And why is that? After all, it is my toilet and I can do the hell I want. Besides, I live by myself and the gf is the only other person who uses it, I NEVER let my friends step into the lavatory or kitchen. Not like I'm taking shits everywhere, also since you missed it:

Also, I am extremely adamant when taking dumps in other people's lavatories (fuk public ones, I hold it ><

[archibaldcrane]

Damnit, now I have to try this sometime.

...

Thanks BG...

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Don't let people in your kitchen eh? What kind shit you got going on in there?

[Rakiel]

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

LMAO

I think I just woke my neighbors up.

[Yangsing]

I had exploding shit once when I was a kid. When I got up, I didn't know I left marks on the seat. And then the owners of the house found out.

[Nitsuki]

its really hard to hold my laughter while at work reading this topic, but i succeeded.

One of my shit stories i had, was when i was at work, i had to really shit badly, and i ran to the bathroom and just let it all out, hurt like a mofo (fucking taco bell) and when i went to wipe, there was nothing, and i do mean NOTHING on the toilet paper. Like my ass was completely clean, i told my friend about it after i left the bathroom, and i was paranoid cuz i think i'm stained but i'm actually not. He then named it "Ghost-Shitting" and i lol'd. Kinda convenient in a way, you don't have to bother wiping cuz the shit didn't feel like leaving a mess.

Another one was similar to one of the posters, where i had to run to the bathroom at my new job, and all the stalls cept one was occupied. And it turned out i didn't have to shit but i had let go of 5 minutes worth of farting in short spurts. The more and more i farted, the more laughter and farting i heard from the other stalls cuz they ended up losing focus on their shitting thanks to me.

[Vertabreaker]

OMG this thread had me rolling and made me wonder if this is wierd.

In my bathroom my toilet is inbetween a wall and my bathtub. I got drunk one night and had to drop the cosbys off at the pool so I turned sideways and put my back to the wall and put my feet on the tub which was super comfortable.

I passed out however, but was comfortable so it all worked out.

[Octavious]

omg lolololol. That's so awesome.

holy fucking shit i am lol'ing

this is so made of win, lol...i must try this later...

[Nitsuki]

i'mma try AC Slatering today after my quiznos.

[Joran]

@ Meteora: WTF, are you serial? How come you don't fall in?

@ MF Perm: My fiancee, no shit (irony to come!), only poops about once every four days. I've literally heard her cry in pain, and then she complains about bleeding. She's cried harder taking a shit than giving birth. She said she's always been like that. I, on the other hand, try to take at least 4 shits a day. They are usually complete in about 15 seconds. I rarely have a difficult poop. My old college roomie doesn't shit very often, but when he does, it's like prepping for a date. He gathers books, cigarettes, comfortable clothes, and spends about 45 minutes on the shitter. I've seen some amazing pooping rituals, but shitting backwards takes the cake. Then again, there's this:

http://www.joejo.ca/japan/toilet.jpg

God, I was in Italy this one time, and went to take a shit in a convience store off a highway on the way to Geneva, and they had those hole-in-the-ground shitters in the bathrooms like they do all over Europe, and of course it didn't have any stalls, just a big room with several porcelain-lined holes in the ground and some sinks along one wall. Well I just happened to be having a bad case of diahreea at the time, so needless to say it wasn't pretty afterwards.

[Oxyminus]

pioneer for sake of adventure, complete idiot for sake of complete stupidity

[Ivaden]

I only take a shit maybe every two to three days, depending on what I might have ate (hello Taco Bell, etc), and I will never ever use a public toilet or anyone elses unless it is impossible for me to go home before I shit myself. I've went to Wal Mart to pick something up, felt the rumblies, and left Wal Mart without buying what I went for because it would've took too long and that Wal Mart is like fifteen minutes away so there was no time to spare.

Also, in my four years of highschool, I used the bathrooms twice. One piss, one shit. Know why I don't risk public toilets? Not just because they're dirty as shit (ohsnap), but also my emergency highschool shit, there was no toilet paper.

[coronamad]

My old college roomie doesn't shit very often, but when he does, it's like prepping for a date. He gathers books, cigarettes, comfortable clothes, and spends about 45 minutes on the shitter. I've seen some amazing pooping rituals, but shitting backwards takes the cake.

Sometimes you just need to be completely prepared. When I lived alone (hence, no one to complain about cig smoke), I'd bring books, cigs, my laptop, the phone. I think I got more work done on the can then lounging around the house.