Have You Ever Been Caught AC Slatering?

[Octavious]

lol, Funny Story I remember regarding that italy mention. I spent 2.5wks in italy last June and when we were in florence, our hotel had a beday(sp?), and my friend thought it was the toilet....no joke....

The trip proceeded to get even better in Venice, when our hotel off the island was pretty nice, however the toilet had this HUGE (im talkign epic) shit. It was the size of a Jr.League Football man...And we're like F__K how are we going to shit with that thing in there. Needless to say it took 4hrs of constant flushing, but it got it down...

Lastly, in Milan on our last 4 days, the Hotel had one of those Shower+Toilet combo, where the toilet is in the same spot as the shower and theres this drain in the middle of the room. Well, needless to say, I went to the beach with some friends to pop down some beer & hang out by the sea, (was beautiful btw...definitly visit italy if you can...) I come back to the hotel, and I wasn't thinking my friend would be using the bathroom, because he said he was going to do his laundry. I open the bathroom door thinking i can go shower, and I see him sitting on the toilet, with the shower running, and he's lathering his hair...

His response "Dude, I can shit & shower, this country has everything!"

it really doesn't need saying...but I had the hardest time showering in there when he was done...idk why...

[Huggo]

I like to read or play my DS on the crapper, but I hate interrupting my reading or playing. So Even though I have finished my business, I'm still doing this Phoenix Wright 2 trial for like 20 minutes after I'm done. When I finally get to either the next chapter in the book or a good stopping point for the game I'm playing I finally leave the bathroom.

[MF Perm]

I like to read or play my DS on the crapper, but I hate interrupting my reading or playing. So Even though I have finished my business, I'm still doing this Phoenix Wright 2 trial for like 20 minutes after I'm done. When I finally get to either the next chapter in the book or a good stopping point for the game I'm playing I finally leave the bathroom.

lol that reminds me of Kingpin where he had to take a shit and Woody hands him the Prell bottle and he's like "Dude I've already read that."

Whenever I forget to bring something to read or play, I go for an object in the room from soap boxes to toothpaste.

[coronamad]

I like to read or play my DS on the crapper, but I hate interrupting my reading or playing. So Even though I have finished my business, I'm still doing this Phoenix Wright 2 trial for like 20 minutes after I'm done. When I finally get to either the next chapter in the book or a good stopping point for the game I'm playing I finally leave the bathroom.

Same. Either I need a good save point, or if I'm reading a book, it has to be the next chapter before I'll get up.

[Huggo]

It gets cold sitting on that toilet for half an hour with your pants down.

[MF Perm]

I like to read or play my DS on the crapper, but I hate interrupting my reading or playing. So Even though I have finished my business, I'm still doing this Phoenix Wright 2 trial for like 20 minutes after I'm done. When I finally get to either the next chapter in the book or a good stopping point for the game I'm playing I finally leave the bathroom.

Same. Either I need a good save point, or if I'm reading a book, it has to be the next chapter before I'll get up.

And then your legs and ass start to fall asleep and get all numb, I'm almost embarrassed at myself when that happens.

[coronamad]

I like to read or play my DS on the crapper, but I hate interrupting my reading or playing. So Even though I have finished my business, I'm still doing this Phoenix Wright 2 trial for like 20 minutes after I'm done. When I finally get to either the next chapter in the book or a good stopping point for the game I'm playing I finally leave the bathroom.

Same. Either I need a good save point, or if I'm reading a book, it has to be the next chapter before I'll get up.

And then your legs and ass start to fall asleep and get all numb, I'm almost embarrassed at myself when that happens.

I hate that. You'll be on there for like half an hour and then can't walk, and not cause you were taking care of business. Pins and needles suck.

[MF Perm]

I like to read or play my DS on the crapper, but I hate interrupting my reading or playing. So Even though I have finished my business, I'm still doing this Phoenix Wright 2 trial for like 20 minutes after I'm done. When I finally get to either the next chapter in the book or a good stopping point for the game I'm playing I finally leave the bathroom.

Same. Either I need a good save point, or if I'm reading a book, it has to be the next chapter before I'll get up.

And then your legs and ass start to fall asleep and get all numb, I'm almost embarrassed at myself when that happens.

I hate that. You'll be on there for like half an hour and then can't walk, and not cause you were taking care of business. Pins and needles suck.

Ya that ring of numbness and needles around your ass where the seat was is no joke. I mean there's serious business shits where you have to stand for the next 15 minutes because your hole is still resizing itself, but not being able to sit or walk from ass needles is seriouser business.

[coronamad]

When that happens I'll walk around my tiny little bathroom for like 5-10 minutes until I can walk normally again just so I don't come out of there clutching at walls because I can't walk due to pins and needles. All I need is someone to say something about me walking around like I died in there. For some reason, not only is pins and needles seriouser, it's more embarassing, too.

[Skyylya]

When I was in spain last year me and some friends shared some shit stories.

The one i remember best was this one girls. her and her temporary boyfriend of the trip used to date, and they used to take baths together all the time. Well this one time they were in the water together and he let out a huge fart, i mean like bubbles galore came up to the top of the tub. Well she felt challenged since he said something along the lines of why don't girls ever fart. Well she took the challenge and started putting pressure on her stomach to try and get some bubbles out. Next thing she new she started shitting and pushed a bunch of she-poops out into the bath lol.

[RakEx]

You guys know that sitting on the throne for extended periods of time can and will give you hemroids. Do the deed and get outta there before you have bigger problems.

[GraveRobberX]

When I used to go to High School (Its been 10+ years already, Mother of Fuck im Old), there used to be those special teachers/aides that watched the lunchroom hall

I was friends with one, his name was Arnold, big diesel looking Mofo

He told one the greatest fn stories I have ever heard and I will never forget this story till the day I die

The story goes, He had a friend named Vinny, (total Long Island/Staten Island guido who was built like a fucking truck, due to steroids)
Pic in coming:
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures...naahhh-0q5.jpg
he loved his fucking IROC-Z more than he loved himself.

He had one smoking girlfriend, some hot blonde named Michelle, who was his beauty to his beast.
That man had anger issues due to the usage of roids, and one day he and his girl were driving down Sunrise Highway (LI) and she farted, and Vinny laughed, but Michelle was still in shock. Vinny got ancy and was like WTF Michelle your farts smell like a hog fucking a dead cow (I still dont know wtf that means?), she said baby I had an oopsy, and Vinny stopped the fn car and said WTF is an oopsy, and she said I leaked a little bit onto your leather seat...........(wearing no panties.. going commando LOL) an he went APeShit fucking crazy, he punched the poor girl so fn hard that her right side of the face hit the passanger window with fucking force.

He got out of the car, dragged her out in the middle of Sunrise Highway and dragged her to the gas station, about a 1/4 of a block, while poops is spewing from her ass and blood dribbling from her face, and he makes her squat while he goes gets water to clean his car

Arnold was driving behind Vinnys car and was like WTF!, HOLY SHIT, Vinny was screaming like no tomorrow "You fucking bitch/cunt you shit in my IROC-Z (litterally saying the cars name LOL)" he even dug into his own ass and smudge some shit (lolpun) in her hair and was like take that you whore

Arnold was in Awe of WTF was going on, and by the 5-0 had arrived.. and shit (lolpun) calm down, he was arrested, but Michelle pressed no charges (The bitch was so stupid) and they are married now

This really did fn happen, I shit you not, I might have stetched the wording a little, for better clarification, but when spoken that shit was 1 of the greatest stories you will ever hear regarding shit as the culprit

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One of my own experiences was I had stayed awake for 40+ hours doing some stuff, mostly remodeling my room, and I had to let go of a big one, but I was so tired that i needed sleep, so I put on some music to keep me awake while I did my deed in the bathroom, it was like around 4am when I went into the bathroom, by the time I woke up, and realized I was on the pooper, my legs were totally fn numb... and the pins and needles that followed where the epic kind, I checked up to see how long I had slept..... it was fucking 2pm >< I had slept on the toilet for more than fucking 10 hours >< (Im a very deep sleeper)

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One the weirdest shit story I ever heard revolved around my friend who worked in K-Mart and someone had smeared shit throughout the whole womens bathroom. Not a smudge here and there but whoever the fuck it was smeared shit as if the walls were a canvas and shit was the paint, and no wanted to clean it up, even the janitor. So the Manager took it upon himself to clean it, so no 1 could say why dont you do it, because then he could reply I already fucking did it.

[Yangsing]

You guys know that sitting on the throne for extended periods of time can and will give you hemroids. Do the deed and get outta there before you have bigger problems.

Sorry, gotta put in my extra 5 minutes reading a magazine article.

[Skyylya]

You guys know that sitting on the throne for extended periods of time can and will give you hemroids. Do the deed and get outta there before you have bigger problems.

sitting anywhere can give you hemeroids, toilets aren't magical hemroid dispensing machines. The only reason you're more likely to get hemeroids on a toilet is from all the pushing, it makes it more likely that a blood vessel would swell or pop. You can sit on the throne as long as you would sit on anything else, why you'd want to well i dunno.

You're more likely to get hemeroids from sitting on your ass playing games than you are from spending an extra 10 minutes on the john.

[TheCursedGatts]

ok two stories:
1. I was shitting on the toilet playing ds, when I dropped my stylus, and it lodged in a big turd, wtf.
2. I was in paris and didnt have any money to go to the bathroom, lol pay toilets. I waited til a friend came out, and went in befor the door shut, i pulled down my pants and sat down and the lights went off, and it started spraying water all over me. Fucking self cleaning toilet!

[Freight]

my dad told me once about a shit story that happened to him.

First of all my father isn't the kind of man to shit in a public bathroom unless it is absolutely necessary. Anyways one day he's at the mall and his stomach starts to rumble after the always great mall chinese food. After an hour or 2 of walking around with a mean shit teetering on the edge of falling he makes a mad dash for the bathroom. He gets there to see that the toilet seat is totally covered in piss, covered so bad that he doesn't want to even wipe it off or put paper down. So what does he do, the same thing any red blooded man would do, hover. Right about that time he realizes hovering was a bad idea as this isnt regular shit it's burn your asshole for the next half hour diarreah. Needless to say shit went everywhere, all over the seat, walls, floor, and on him. He said he just cleaned himself up and left all the shit everywhere and went home lol.

I still lol so hard everytime i hear that story.

[Ddz]

laughing soooo fucking hard rofl....guys XD

[Bebopaloo]

laughing soooo fucking hard rofl....guys XD

ddz luvs slatering.

[coronamad]

laughing soooo fucking hard rofl....guys XD

ddz luvs slatering.

That has to be easier for girls/women.

[Ddz]

laughing soooo fucking hard rofl....guys XD

ddz luvs slatering.

That has to be easier for girls/women.

I don't see the point of doing the AC Slater maneuver. I was rofling at all the shit stories that followed it.

hi bebop <3