Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

[Demosthenes]

http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

anyone?

[Odon]

I've fooled around with it before, some pretty funny shit happens.

[Demosthenes]

I managed to pull an epic with it. I don't want to post the log cause it will be too damn long.

[Odon]

If I can find some of my funny screen caps I'll post a few of them.

Post yours tho!

[Demosthenes]

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/7871/whatwhatvz9.jpg

Wall of text is wall of text!

I think I won... I was born in a shitty village in india, emigrated to the US (illegally) and died with a net worth of over 1.5 mil.

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in the state of Andhra Pradesh
in India, not far from the city of Vijayawada.

My parents have named me Nandan. My surname is Gajraj.
My mother, Gajra, is 24 and my father, Das, is 24. I have a
brother, Jaidev, age 1 and a brother, Bhanu, who is 3.

1 year old
Heavy localized fighting in Kerala state.

2 years old
Peace.

My brother Bhanu began school.

3 years old
4 years old
A major flood has hit India. 431 people have died and
55,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Heavy localized fighting in Himachal Pradesh state.

My brother Jaidev began school.

5 years old
I have a trichuriasis (whip worm) infection.

6 years old
I have been cured of trichuriasis.

Began school.

7 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 132 people have died and
3,100,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

8 years old
9 years old
Peace.

10 years old
11 years old
My brother Bhanu's girlfriend Lakshmi has died from
dehydration.

My brother Jaidev has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a
broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent
damage, however.

12 years old
My brother Jaidev has contracted leprosy.

13 years old
My brother Bhanu's girlfriend Lakshmi has graduated from
secondary school.

My brother Jaidev has appendicitis.

14 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 1,276 people have died
and 4,500,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Bhanu has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Jaidev has been cured of appendicitis.

15 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 408 people have died and
2,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Indira Vasudev.

Rejected by Indira Vasudev.

Lakshmi Vajpayee and my brother Bhanu are now engaged
to be married.

Lakshmi Vajpayee and my brother Bhanu have married.

My brother Bhanu has moved out on his own.

My brother Jaidev's girlfriend Kiri has graduated from
secondary school.

16 years old
My brother Jaidev has graduated from secondary school.

17 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 119 people have died and
2,500,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Kiri Banerjee.

We've begun seeing each other.

My mother has hookworm.

My brother Jaidev has moved out on his own.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My girlfriend Kiri has graduated from secondary school.

19 years old
Decided to look for a job.

A major earthquake has hit India. 55 people have died and
2,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Not accepted in vocational school.

Began work as an administrative aid.

20 years old
Kiri and I are now engaged.

The engagement is over and my girlfriend Kiri and I've gone
our separate ways.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Jennat Shahbaz.

Rejected by Jennat Shahbaz.

21 years old
I have a peptic ulcer.

22 years old
Your brother Jaidev has been disabled by leprosy

23 years old
Reported corrupt activities but nothing happened.

Denied a raise.

My mother has been involved in a road traffic accident and
suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in
paralysis.

24 years old
Civil war in Karnataka state.

Invested 50000 rupees in a bank account.

25 years old
Peace.

Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Adhika Navya.

We've begun seeing each other.

26 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

Began work as a policeman.

27 years old
Adhika and I are now engaged!.

Denied a raise.

My brother Bhanu has given up drinking.

My brother Jaidev has had malaria.

My brother Jaidev's girlfriend Haimi has had malaria.

28 years old
Adhika Navya and I got married this year.

29 years old
Denied a raise.

Invested 50000 rupees in jewelry.

30 years old
I have been cured of peptic ulcer.

A major earthquake has hit India. 192 people have died and
2,100,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

31 years old
A major tropical storm has hit India. 513 people have died
and 1,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Invested 50000 rupees in land.

32 years old
You have failed the college entrance examinations.

My brother Jaidev's girlfriend Haimi has appendicitis.

33 years old
Denied a raise.

Began work as a policeman.

Vivek born to Lakshmi Vajpayee

My brother Jaidev's girlfriend Haimi has been cured of
appendicitis.

Daughter Aja born.

34 years old
Invested 75000 rupees in jewelry.

Invested 50000 rupees in land.

35 years old
My brother Bhanu has lymphatic filariasis.

My brother Jaidev died from an infection.

36 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 1,953 people have died
and 1,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 7 years in prison.

My brother Bhanu has given up drinking.

Devendra born to Lakshmi Vajpayee

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
My mother has Parkinson's disease.

My daughter Aja began school.

40 years old
My brother Bhanu has been cured of lymphatic filariasis.

41 years old
My mother has died at age 66 from Parkinson's disease.

42 years old
43 years old
Released from prison.

Began work as a policeman. LAWL!

44 years old
A major flood has hit India. 768 people have died and
36,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Cashed in 64322 rupees from land.

45 years old
My brother Bhanu has died at age 49 from a heart attack.

46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
I was raped. Don't know if I got raped by a man or a woman! Time to move!!!

A major earthquake has hit India. 727 people have died and
1,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Cashed in 55630 rupees from jewelry.

Cashed in 64119 rupees from a bank account.

Cashed in 71698 rupees from land.

Cashed in 78727 rupees from jewelry.

Moved to the United States. (illegally)

Moved to Virginia Beach.

Passed the entrance examinations and began college. At age 49

Began work as a safety inspector.

My daughter Aja's boyfriend Das has graduated from
secondary school.

50 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

51 years old
My daughter Aja has graduated from secondary school.

52 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but
fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Received a 1% pay raise. Finally raises!

Invested 100000 dollars in land.

53 years old
My brother Bhanu's wife Lakshmi has arthritis of the knee.

Das Shradhdha and my daughter Aja have married.

Jane born to Aja Shradhdha

54 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Med.

Failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Began work as a marketing director.

Received a 1% pay raise. YAAAAY!

My daughter Aja has moved out on her own.

55 years old
Invested 200000 dollars in jewelry.

56 years old
Theresa born to Aja Shradhdha

My daughter Aja's husband Das has been involved in a road
traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent
injuries.

57 years old
I have diabetes. Caused by living good and owning gas stations!

Invested 300000 dollars in low-risk mutual fund.

58 years old
59 years old
60 years old
Retired.

Heather born to Aja Shradhdha

61 years old
62 years old
My father died from an infection.

Inherited money from my parents.

63 years old
You have failed the graduate school examinations. Lawl, I had to try, I was retired and bored, and I had enough money to last me till i hit 111 years old.

Not accepted in vocational school. Oh well...

Invested 600000 dollars in low-risk mutual fund.

64 years old
My wife Adhika has arthritis of the knee.

65 years old
Cashed in 10486 dollars from low-risk mutual fund.

Cashed in 44051 dollars from low-risk mutual fund.

Cashed in 19766 dollars from jewelry.

Cashed in 21176 dollars from land.

Ashley born to Aja Shradhdha

66 years old
67 years old
Died at age 67 from diabetes.

to quote someone

not bad Demios. you started off as a starving indian child and finished a bloated american with diabetes. that is a win if i ever saw one.

[YaelRagnarok]

11 years old
My brother Bhanu's girlfriend Lakshmi has died from
dehydration.

13 years old
My brother Bhanu's girlfriend Lakshmi has graduated from
secondary school.

Ghosts do exist!

[Demosthenes]

I know, she was a zombie, ancient Indian magic.

[Priran]

he married and had 2 kids with a zombie?

[thegilseller]

he married and had 2 kids with a zombie?

That's pretty damn sexy.

[Insanecyclone]

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[Not Kuno]

Thanks to this game I learned the Netherlands is where you want to go if you want same-sex marrages.

[Charla]

Well yes, but San Francisco is much closer.
Edit: I meant Massachusetts or Canada of course.

Now the real quetion: can you live in Japan and get arrested for train molesting?

[Not Kuno]

In this game it wont let you in the US. My person is cool so far. Started as a Chinese girl, met a girl then moved to the Netherlands to get married then apparently we were still married when we came to the US so it all worked out well.

[Falconblade]

In this game it wont let you in the US. My person is cool so far. Started as a Chinese girl, met a girl then moved to the Netherlands to get married then apparently we were still married when we came to the US so it all worked out well.

Ive started in US a few times.
Random chance and Char Design.

[Awe]

This is pretty neat, I started as a Argentinian boy, worked through trade school, moved to Jersey, became a salesperson, and with some luck with investments, I ended up dying at the age of 73 with a net worth of $1.6 million or so.

I did have a Ugandan girl who died at age 4 though.

[Elesirdur]

Quick synopsis of a life my girlfriend played.

Born a girl in India to stunted, goitered, and depressed parents. Was sexually abused by her father (who later got ringworm) at 13 and became a seamstress at 15. Finished school, committed a robbery and made 92000 Rupees and took up smoking. Got arrested by security forces at 20 and spent the next five years in prison, where she gave up smoking. Worked in an office and got married at 28 only to realize she's infertile. She got her barren ass divorced at 33, then inherited money from her parents at 40 and illegally emigrated to Victoria, BC Canada where she met Larry Potter, an alcoholic university professor. Adopted a 3 year old kid at 42 and moved to Dublin, Ireland at 50 with the now sober husband. Started working as a safety inspector (with no education) and became diabetic. Her husband died when she was 59 and her daughter got married against her will at 15. Moved to Reykjavk at 60 and died there 8 years later of diabetes.

0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in the state of Delhi in India, not
far from the city of Delhi.

My parents have named me Jalajini. My surname is Joshi.
My mother, Aparna, is 21 and my father, Kumar, is 24. I have
a brother, Jayakrishna, who is 1.

1 year old
A major flood has hit India. 3 people have died and
26,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

2 years old
A major flood has hit India. 1,544 people have died and
33,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

3 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Uttar Pradesh state.

4 years old
A major flood has hit India. 1,007 people have died and
29,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My mother has been cured of depression.

My brother Jayakrishna began school.

5 years old
Peace.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Orissa state.

8 years old
A major flood has hit India. 166 people have died and
36,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Peace.

9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 277 people have died and
2,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Widespread fighting in Manipur state.

My mother has hookworm.

12 years old
Peace.

Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.

My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

13 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 29 people have died and
2,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My father has sexually abused me.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Pradeep Puli.

We've begun seeing each other.

My father has hookworm.

14 years old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

15 years old
Began work as a seamstress.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Pradeep Puli broke off our relationship.

My brother Jayakrishna's girlfriend Eloksi has graduated from
secondary school.

16 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Lakshman
Keshavan.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Lakshman
Keshavan.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Das Pewar.

We've begun seeing each other.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My brother Jayakrishna has graduated from secondary
school.

My boyfriend Das has graduated from secondary school.

17 years old
A major flood has hit India. 201 people have died and
23,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

My brother Jayakrishna has moved out on his own.

18 years old
Decided to commit a robbery.

Got 92,975 rupees in a robbery.

Graduated from secondary school.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as an administrative aid.

My mother has been cured of obsessive-compulsive
disorder.

Eloksi Krishnamurti and my brother Jayakrishna are now
engaged to be married.

19 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

Lost my job by reporting corrupt activities.

Took up smoking.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as an administrative aid.

Broke up with brother Jayakrishna's girlfriend Eloksi.

20 years old
I have hookworm.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 5 years in prison.

My father has diabetes.

21 years old
Gave up smoking.

Veera Munusamy and my brother Jayakrishna are now
engaged to be married.

Veera Munusamy and my brother Jayakrishna have married.

22 years old
23 years old
24 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

25 years old
Released from prison.

Met a new man I like very much, named Arhendra Maqbool.

We've begun seeing each other.

26 years old
Began work as an administrative aid.

My boyfriend Arhendra is not ready for marriage.

My mother has ischemic heart disease.

27 years old
Arhendra and I are now engaged!.

My mother has died at age 49 from a heart attack.

28 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 914 people have died and
3,800,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Orissa state.

Arhendra Maqbool and I got married this year.

Discovered I am infertile.

29 years old
Began work as an administrative aid.

Peace.

30 years old
A major flood has hit India. 1,072 people have died and
27,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Received a 3% pay raise.

31 years old
Saved the life of a friend of mine.

32 years old
33 years old
Left my marriage.

34 years old
The flood has hit my area.

Sporadic localized fighting in Bihar state.

35 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Devendra Boparai.

Rejected by Devendra Boparai.

36 years old
My father has hookworm.

37 years old
A major earthquake has hit India. 1,148 people have died
and 2,300,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Abhivira Rishi.

Rejected by Abhivira Rishi.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

38 years old
Peace.

39 years old
My father has died at age 64 from an asthma attack.

Inherited money from my parents.

40 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Mahadev Durmada.

Rejected by Mahadev Durmada.

Moved to Canada.

Moved to Victoria.

Met a new man I like very much, named Larry Porter.

We've begun seeing each other.

Began work as a safety inspector.

41 years old
Larry and I are now engaged!.

42 years old
Larry Porter and I got married this year.

Daughter Janice born.

43 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 17 people have died and
24,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

44 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Not accepted in vocational school.

My daughter Janice began school.

45 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

My brother Jayakrishna has died at age 47 from a stroke.

46 years old
My husband Larry has given up drinking.

47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
50 years old
Moved to Ireland.

Moved to Dublin.

Began work as a safety inspector.

51 years old
52 years old
I have diabetes.

53 years old
My daughter Janice has skipped a year in school.

My daughter Janice began trade school.

My daughter Janice has been placed on academic
probation.

54 years old
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

56 years old
My daughter Janice has graduated from trade school.

57 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My daughter's boyfriend Joe has graduated from trade
school.

My husband Larry has lymphoma.

58 years old
My husband Larry has died at age 62 lymphoma.

59 years old
Daughter Janice moved out.

Frank Henry and your daughter Janice are now engaged to
be married.

Frank Henry and my daughter Janice have married.

60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Moved to Iceland.

Moved to Reykjavik.

Began work as a special education teaching aid.

My daughter Janice's husband Frank has become addicted
to illicit drugs.

61 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

Petra born to Janice Henry

My daughter Janice's husband Frank has given up drugs.

62 years old
Began work as a secretary.

63 years old
My daughter Janice's husband Frank has asthma.

64 years old
65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Fritjof born to Janice Henry

66 years old
Denied a raise.

Denied a raise.

67 years old
68 years old
Died at age 68 from diabetes.

[Zhais]

20 years old
Peace.

Denied a raise.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Ended relationship with Jaleh Eftekhari.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Afareen Mahdavi-Kia.

We've begun seeing each other.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Ended relationship with Afareen Mahdavi-Kia.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Zarrin Maradi.

We've begun seeing each other.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Ended relationship with Zarrin Maradi.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Tara Javadi.

We've begun seeing each other.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Iman Hejazi.

Rejected by Iman Hejazi.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Jamileh Azizi.

We've begun seeing each other.

Jamileh and I are now engaged!.

Jamileh and I are now engaged!.

Girlfriend pregnant.

Ended relationship with Jamileh Azizi.

I'm a pimp




edit: oh, and I broke the software on my first try.

http://www.inasnum.com/zhais/Broke.JPG

[Elesirdur]

Holy freaking hell this was WAAY too funny not to post.

Born a girl in Egypt to a mentally retarded soldier father and beggar mother. At 6 I was sexually abused, by my mentally retarded father I might add, and when I violently retaliated I was beaten. I was 7 when I was sexually abused again by my brain-dead father so I ran away. I died on the streets one year later.

[Tricen]

So far I have 7 sibling and 1 died.

[Tricen]

90 years old
I died from general complications of old age.


I had 14,809,783 money thingies :D So many babeis though jesus.