Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

[Kiro]

Holy freaking hell this was WAAY too funny not to post.

Born a girl in Egypt to a mentally retarded soldier father and beggar mother. At 6 I was sexually abused, by my mentally retarded father I might add, and when I violently retaliated I was beaten. I was 7 when I was sexually abused again by my brain-dead father so I ran away. I died on the streets one year later.

You could totally sell that as a story and make MILLIONS.

[Jotaru]

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I'll let you know how it turns out.

Edit:

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Dumb as I may be, I managed to find a girlfriend. Though one morning she woke up and looked at me.

[Kiro]

You can become retarded from coughing?

Yeah I said retarded. Fuck you and your politically correct nonsense.

[Rocl]

0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in Kenya's North Eastern Province, not far from the city of Garissa.

My parents have named me Rahema. My surname is Afrifa. My mother, Hasanati, is 20 and my father, Kofi, is 23. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

2 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).

3 years old
4 years old
Had an epileptic seizure.

5 years old
Died at age 5 from an epileptic seizure.

o thx

[Steveon]

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Recife in the state of 
Pernambuco in Brazil.

My parents have named me Luis. My surname is Guera.  My 
mother, Conceicao, is 33 and my father, Hipolito, is 35. I 
have a brother, Filipe, age 10, a brother, Roldao, age 12 
and a sister, Lucrecia, who is 13.

1 year old
My sister Lucrecia began trade school.

My sister Lucrecia's boyfriend Tadeu has graduated from 
trade school.

2 years old
3 years old
My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no 
permanent injuries.

My sister Lucrecia has graduated from trade school.

My sister Lucrecia's boyfriend Cristovao has graduated from 
secondary school.

My brother Roldao began trade school.

My brother Roldao's girlfriend Verna began trade school.

4 years old
My brother Roldao's girlfriend Visitacao has graduated from 
secondary school.

My brother Roldao's girlfriend Visitacao began college.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother 
Roldao's girlfriend Visitacao has been placed on academic 
probation.

5 years old
My father has given up drugs.

My brother Roldao has graduated from trade school.

Visitacao Couto and my brother Roldao are now engaged to 
be married.

My brother Roldao's girlfriend Visitacao has been expelled 
from college.

6 years old
Began school.

My father has hookworm.

My brother Roldao has moved out on his own.

My brother Filipe's girlfriend Teodora has graduated from 
secondary school.

My brother Filipe's girlfriend Teodora began college.

7 years old
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no 
permanent injuries.

Visitacao Couto and my brother Roldao are now engaged to 
be married.

Visitacao Couto and my brother Roldao have married.

My brother Filipe has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Filipe's girlfriend Dores has graduated from 
secondary school.

8 years old
9 years old
My brother Filipe has moved out on his own.

10 years old
My brother Filipe's girlfriend Gertrudes has graduated from 
secondary school.

11 years old
My sister Lucrecia's boyfriend Liberio has died from 
dehydration.

12 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

13 years old
14 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Maria Pinto.

Rejected by Maria Pinto.

My brother Filipe has become addicted to illicit drugs.

15 years old
Began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been 
placed on academic probation.

Liberio Branco and my sister Lucrecia have married.

My brother Filipe has given up drugs.

16 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Acre state. 

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Lucrecia has moved out on her own.

17 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Brazil. 3,096 people have 
died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Roldao has been involved in a road traffic 
accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

18 years old
Graduated from trade school.

Began alternative service in place of military service.

19 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit Brazil. 6,938 people have 
died and 3,900,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Peace.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

20 years old
Began work as a cabinet maker.

Decided to look for a job.

21 years old
22 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Clara Cunha.

Rejected by Clara Cunha.

Luciana Ribeiro and my brother Filipe are now engaged to 
be married.

Luciana Ribeiro and my brother Filipe have married.

23 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

My girlfriend Clara has died from dehydration.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Clara Cruz.

Rejected by Clara Cruz.

Cristina born to Lucrecia Branco

24 years old
Felicidade born to Lucrecia Branco

My brother Filipe's wife Luciana has arthritis of the hip.

25 years old
My sister Lucrecia has given up drinking.

26 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Graca Barbosa.

We've begun seeing each other.

27 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

28 years old
My brother Roldao has been assaulted but fortunately 
suffered no permanent injuries.

29 years old
Graca Barbosa broke off our relationship.

My brother Roldao has been involved in a road traffic 
accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

30 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Emilia Reis.

Rejected by Emilia Reis.

31 years old
My brother Roldao has been assaulted but fortunately 
suffered no permanent injuries.

32 years old
My mother has ischemic heart disease.

33 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Carmo Aldair.

We've begun seeing each other.

My mother has died at age 67 from a heart attack.

34 years old
Moved to Japan.

Moved to Yokosuka.

35 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

A major tropical storm has hit Japan. 19 people have died 
and 170,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 2,535,346 yen.

Lost my girlfriend Carmo by being too forward.

My father has been involved in a road traffic accident and 
suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in 
permanent limp.

My sister Lucrecia's husband Liberio has arthritis of the hip.

My brother Roldao has given up drinking.

36 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Michiko 
Ichikawa.

Rejected by Michiko Ichikawa.

37 years old
My sister Lucrecia's husband Liberio has been caught in a 
fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily 
there was no permanent injury.

38 years old
My father has ischemic heart disease.

39 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Keiko Aihara.

We've begun seeing each other.

My father has died at age 75 from a heart attack.

Inherited money from my parents.

40 years old
Keiko Aihara broke off our relationship.

41 years old
42 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Junko 
Kanegawa.

We've begun seeing each other.

43 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 70 people have 
died and 20,000 others have been affected.

I was not affected.

Junko and I are now engaged.

Junko Kanegawa and I got married this year.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

Son Kenji born.

44 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

45 years old
My sister Lucrecia has become an alcoholic.

46 years old
My sister Lucrecia's husband Liberio has died at age 61 from 
pancreas cancer.

My brother Roldao has given up drugs.

47 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 201 people have died 
and 160,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 5% pay raise.

48 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 45 people have died and 
160,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

My brother Roldao's wife Visitacao has diabetes.

My brother Filipe's wife Luciana has arthritis of the knee.

49 years old
My brother Roldao's wife Visitacao has died at age 63 from 
diabetes.

My son Kenji began school.

50 years old
My brother Filipe has diabetes.

51 years old
My sister Lucrecia has given up drinking.

My wife Junko has uterine cancer.

52 years old
53 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 2,914,713 yen.

My wife Junko has died in an accident at age 50.

54 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 34 people have died and 
250,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Umeko Fujimoto.

We've begun seeing each other.

55 years old
Umeko and I are now engaged.

Umeko Fujimoto and I got married this year.

My sister Lucrecia has ischemic heart disease.

My brother Roldao has ischemic heart disease.

56 years old
My sister Lucrecia has died at age 70 from a heart attack.

My brother Roldao has died at age 69 from a heart attack.

57 years old
A major earthquake has hit Japan. 7 people have died and 
160,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My son Kenji's girlfriend Kiyoko began trade school.

58 years old
My son Kenji's girlfriend Kiyoko has been placed on 
academic probation.

59 years old
60 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My brother Filipe has died at age 71 from diabetes.

My son Kenji's girlfriend Kiyoko has graduated from trade 
school.

61 years old
Died at age 61 from a heart attack.

Was good for a laugh or two

Had 49 million yen before getting robbed and dying

[Senoska]

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[ertyu]

0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in the Congo Democratic Republic's Shaba Region, not far from the city of Lubumbashi.

My parents have named me Elizabeth. My surname is Kiprotich. My mother, Irene, is 24 and my father, Jonathan, is 30. I have a sister, Lisa, age 1, a brother, Robert, age 2, a brother, Edward, age 3 and a sister, Emily, who is 5.

My sister Emily has had malaria.

My sister Emily is not able to attend school.

My brother Edward has had measles.

My sister Lisa has had measles.

1 year old
My sister Emily has trichuriasis (whip worm).

2 years old
I died from drowning.

Wow...

[Rocl]

My son Ramakrishna's boyfriend Bhanu has graduated from secondary school.

Oh that's ni-WAIT WHAT

[Souj]

I died at age 0 from heart complications....

[izembo]

rofl just had a 29 year old woman with 12 kids from saudi arabia. then she took 7 years off, then started to pump them out again at 36. the game gave some kind of error then and i had to stop =(

[Vinen]

LOL, I have a homosexual Muslim.

[Julian]

14 years old
I've developed goiter.

Peace.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Emily Chipende.

Rejected by Emily Chipende.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Julie Loroupe.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Julie Loroupe.

Discovered I am infertile.

lol

[Dense]

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in the state of Sikkim in India, not far from the city of Gangtok.

My parents have named me Jawaharlal. My surname is Diwan. My mother, Hasika, is 20 and my father, Anand, is 18. I have a brother, Sardar, who is 2.

1 year old
Heavy localized fighting in Uttar Pradesh state.

2 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

3 years old
My brother Sardar began school.

4 years old
Brother Bhanu born.

My father has a peptic ulcer.

5 years old
Brother Javeed born.

My father has been cured of peptic ulcer.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
The flood has hit my area.

Flood victim.

Sister Shanta born.

My brother Bhanu began school.

My sister Shanta has had measles.

10 years old
Peace.

My brother Javeed began school.

11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Lied to avoid offending a friend.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Samina Joshi.

Rejected by Samina Joshi.

14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Kiri Gajendra.

Rejected by Kiri Gajendra.

My brother Bhanu has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp.

My sister Shanta began school.

15 years old
My brother Sardar has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Sardar's girlfriend Krsnan has graduated from secondary school.

16 years old
17 years old
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as an artist.

My brother Sardar has moved out on his own.

My brother Javeed has had malaria.

19 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Kerala state.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Eko Karsumaatmaja.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Eko Karsumaatmaja.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Raden Mainaky.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Raden Mainaky.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Dara-Jingga Pamungkas.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Dara-Jingga Pamungkas.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Eliani Purbacaraka.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Eliani Purbacaraka.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Chut-Nja-Din Arditigo.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Chut-Nja-Din Arditigo.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Nining Pakpahan.

Rejected by Nining Pakpahan.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Maria Bintang.

We've begun seeing each other.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Shona Chandak and my brother Sardar are now engaged to be married.

My brother Sardar's girlfriend Shona has been cured of depression.

20 years old
Died at age 20 from tuberculosis.

It's great, I had so many potential relationships where they didn't work, and then I find a good one, and I die at age 20...

[Senoska]

rofl just had a 29 year old woman with 12 kids from saudi arabia. then she took 7 years off, then started to pump them out again at 36. the game gave some kind of error then and i had to stop =(

Error: Vagina is not a clown car

[Not Kuno]

In this game it wont let you in the US. My person is cool so far. Started as a Chinese girl, met a girl then moved to the Netherlands to get married then apparently we were still married when we came to the US so it all worked out well.

Ive started in US a few times.
Random chance and Char Design.

If you read the post above mine, I was referring to same sex marrage.

[izembo]

0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Saint-Lô in France's Manche Department.

My parents have named me Constance. My surname is Desailly. My mother, Nanette, is 35 and my father, Jean-Baptiste, is 41. I have a brother, Serge, who is 10.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional musical ability.

1 year old
2 years old
Brother Edgar born.

3 years old
4 years old
My brother Serge's girlfriend Marcelle began trade school.

5 years old
My brother Serge began trade school.

6 years old
Began school.

My brother Serge's girlfriend Marcelle has graduated from trade school.

7 years old
My brother Serge has graduated from trade school.

My brother Edgar began school.

8 years old
Marcelle Dufresne and my brother Serge are now engaged to be married.

Marcelle Dufresne and my brother Serge have married.

My brother Serge has moved out on his own.

9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
My brother Edgar has skipped a year in school.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Paul Charbonnier.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Paul Charbonnier.

14 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named David Thibedeaux.

We've begun seeing each other.

Pregnant.

Quit school.

Began work as a shoemaker.

15 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Lied to cover up another lie.

Son Adolphe born.

Pregnant.

My brother Edgar's girlfriend Desirée began trade school.

My boyfriend David began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your boyfriend David has been placed on academic probation.

16 years old
Daughter Adele born.

Pregnant.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Edgar's girlfriend Desirée has been placed on academic probation.

17 years old
Son Alain born.

Pregnant.

My brother Edgar began trade school.

18 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Son Albert born.

Pregnant.

My father has died at age 60 in a road traffic accident.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Edgar has been placed on academic probation.

My brother Edgar's girlfriend Desirée has graduated from trade school.

My boyfriend David has graduated from trade school.

19 years old
Son Alphonse born.

Pregnant.

My son Albert has had measles.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Son Antoine born.

David and I are now engaged!.

Met a new man I like very much, named Etienne Beauvais.

We've begun seeing each other.

Pregnant.

My brother Edgar has graduated from trade school.

My son Adolphe began school.

21 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Etienne Beauvais and I got married this year.

Daughter Adrienne born.

Pregnant.

Began work as a police inspector.

My brother Edgar has moved out on his own.

My daughter Adele began school.

My son Antoine has had measles.

22 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Son Arnaud born.

Pregnant.

My son Alain began school.

23 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Son Auguste born.

Pregnant.

My son Adolphe has had measles.

My son Albert began school.

24 years old
Daughter Aimée born.

Pregnant.

My son Alphonse began school.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Helped out an indigent person.

Son Bernard born.

Received a 3% pay raise.

Pregnant.

Left my marriage.

My mother has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a fractured skull. The injury has resulted in some permanent damage to the skull.

My son Antoine began school.

26 years old
Refused to share money with my community.

Unexpectedly made 22,661 euros.

Daughter Alice born.

Met a new man I like very much, named René Blanc.

Rejected by René Blanc.

Met a new man I like very much, named Yves Thiers.

Rejected by Yves Thiers.

Met a new man I like very much, named Frederik Arquette.

Rejected by Frederik Arquette.

Met a new man I like very much, named Sylvain Jadot.

Rejected by Sylvain Jadot.

Met a new man I like very much, named Louis Langlois.

Rejected by Louis Langlois.

Met a new man I like very much, named Émile Boudin.

Rejected by Émile Boudin.

Met a new man I like very much, named Bernard Durand.

We've begun seeing each other.

Pregnant.

My daughter Adrienne began school.

27 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 8,789 euros.

My boyfriend Bernard and I are now engaged.

Pregnant.




and then it crashed. rofl, french slut.

[Rocl]

I was just screwing around and got a kid from Brazil, wasn't paying too much attention but decided I wanted to be a high school drop out with a kid but couldn't figure out why I couldn't get pregnant- I figured it out when I hit 'prorpose marriage' though

"Same sex marriage is generally not allowed in Brazil" WOOPS

[Nitsuki]

i stopped counting after 4 kids ~_~ i can't wait to play this when i get home.

[Rocl]

85 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Decided to commit a robbery.

Got 97,648 dollars in a robbery.

crafty old fellow

[Bardicrune]

I'm so fucking unlucky.

0 years old
I was born a girl in the town of Koundara in Guinea.

My parents have named me Abimbola. My surname is Dadjo. My mother, Jumoke, is 17 and my father, Ambe, is 21. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother has graduated from secondary school.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

1 year old
Died at age 1 from tetanus.