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  1. #41
    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vinen
    LOL, I have a homosexual Muslim.
    You're not gonna live long lol.

    Died at age 1 from tetanus.
    ZALIUS!!!

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    I had 9 daughters and named them all the same thing, while I was a male from Ethiopia. I was then executed by the government at 31, lol.

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by Vinen
    LOL, I have a homosexual Muslim.
    You're not gonna live long lol.

    Died at age 1 from tetanus.
    ZALIUS!!!
    $$, made enough to escape Iran.

  4. #44
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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?


  5. #45
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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    Is there anyway to reset the number of lives lived?

    Apparently I restarted over and over till I got stuff I wanted but now whenever I load it I have to wait alot longer when playing. >.> Any ideas? Lol

  6. #46
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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    LOL Life of an ugly girl who retires at age 40!

    Her appearance was around 5 then she was burned in her 30's and it went to 1.

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    0 years old
    I was born a girl in a village in Pakistan's Northwest Frontier Province, not far from the city of Kohat.

    My parents have named me Saba. My surname is Shuja-ud-Din. My mother, Salima, is 20 and my father, Hussein, is 21. I have no brothers or sisters.

    From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional intelligence.

    1 year old
    Peace.

    2 years old
    You have pertussis (whooping cough).

    3 years old
    I've had measles.

    4 years old
    You have pertussis (whooping cough).

    5 years old
    6 years old
    Began school.

    7 years old
    8 years old
    9 years old
    10 years old
    11 years old
    12 years old
    Skipped a year in school.

    13 years old
    14 years old
    15 years old
    Brother Ishtaq born.

    16 years old
    Sister Zakia born.

    Skipped a year in school.

    Met a new boy I like very much, named Anwar Asif Iqbal.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    My parents don't approve of Anwar Asif Iqbal.

    Ended my relationship with boyfriend Anwar.

    17 years old
    Graduated from secondary school.

    Need to look for a job.

    Passed the entrance examinations and began college.

    18 years old
    19 years old
    Met a new boy I like very much, named Sabir Javed Miandad.

    Rejected by Sabir Javed Miandad.

    My mother has tuberculosis.

    20 years old
    My brother Ishtaq began school.

    My sister Zakia has suffered an epileptic seizure.

    21 years old
    My sister Zakia began school.

    22 years old
    Graduated from college with a degree in Engineering.

    Began graduate school.

    My mother has been cured of depression.

    My mother has died at age 43 from tuberculosis.

    23 years old
    I was raped.

    24 years old
    25 years old
    Met a new man I like very much, named Rahman Shoiab Mohammad.

    Rejected by Rahman Shoiab Mohammad.

    26 years old
    Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Engineering.

    Began work as a nurse.

    My sister Zakia has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

    27 years old
    Moved to Khanewal.

    Began work as a college professor.

    28 years old
    Caught in act of corruption by authorities.

    Sentenced to a year in prison.

    29 years old
    Released from prison.

    Need to look for a job.

    Began work as a scientist.

    30 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    Met a new man I like very much, named Jamil Ghulam Abbas.

    Rejected by Jamil Ghulam Abbas.

    Received a 4% pay raise.

    31 years old
    A major flood has hit Pakistan. 650 people have died and 4,600,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    Met a new man I like very much, named Yasin Wasim Bari.

    Rejected by Yasin Wasim Bari.

    32 years old
    My brother Ishtaq has graduated from secondary school.

    My brother Ishtaq's girlfriend Najmah has graduated from secondary school.

    My sister Zakia's boyfriend Rafiq has graduated from secondary school.

    33 years old
    Met a new man I like very much, named Abdur Razzaq Khalid Hassan.

    Rejected by Abdur Razzaq Khalid Hassan.

    My sister Zakia has graduated from secondary school.

    34 years old
    Met a new man I like very much, named Rafiq Ghulam Mahomed.

    Rejected by Rafiq Ghulam Mahomed.

    35 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    Met a new man I like very much, named Latif Wasim Bari.

    Rejected by Latif Wasim Bari.

    Moved to India.

    Moved to Muzaffarnagar.

    My father has diabetes.

    Rafiq Mohsin Kamal and my sister Zakia have married.

    Mohit born to Zakia Mohsin Kamal

    My sister Zakia's husband Rafiq has been cured of depression.

    36 years old
    Heavy localized fighting in Maharashtra state.

    Began work as a college head of department.

    My brother Ishtaq has moved out on his own.

    My sister Zakia has moved out on her own.

    37 years old
    Caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

    Received a 3% pay raise.

    38 years old
    Prema Gandhi and my brother Ishtaq are now engaged to be married.

    Prema Gandhi and my brother Ishtaq have married.

    39 years old
    40 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    Peace.

    Refused to share money with my community.

    Unexpectedly made 1,061,251 rupees.

    Retired.

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    You have died in a fire.

    Hindus are normally cremated after death.




    I love the random facts.

  8. #48
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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    I had one where I was born with 3 diseases, then got raped three years in a row and died from an epileptic seizure at age 5.

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    Shabbir born to Rezeya Ghazali

    My sister Rezeya's son Shabbir has died at age 0 from Down syndrome.

    The child was too retarded to live.

  10. #50
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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    lol @ the one above me.

    My mother has been cured of depression.

    My mother has died at age 43 from tuberculosis.
    They really like to screw people, it appears.

    Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Engineering.

    Began work as a nurse.
    Hmm...

  11. #51
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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    21 years old
    Met a new woman I like very much, named Shahd Bin Laden.

    Rejected by Shahd Bin Laden.

  12. #52
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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    I lucked out and ended up going down the Scrooge McDuck Path.
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    0 years old
    I was born a boy in the city of Arlington in the state of Texas
    in the United States.

    My parents have named me Reynaldo. My surname is
    Gallardo. My mother, Nina, is 24 and my father, Eugenio, is
    24. I have no brothers or sisters.

    1 year old
    2 years old
    3 years old
    4 years old
    Brother Domingo born.

    5 years old
    6 years old
    Began school.

    7 years old
    8 years old
    My father has become an alcoholic.

    9 years old
    My brother Domingo began school.

    10 years old
    11 years old
    My father has given up drinking.

    12 years old
    13 years old
    Cleaned up someone else's mess.
    18 years old
    Peace.

    Graduated from secondary school.

    Began college.

    Monica and I are now engaged.

    22 years old
    Graduated from college with a degree in Government.

    Began graduate school.

    My brother Domingo has moved out on his own.

    23 years old
    24 years old
    25 years old
    26 years old
    Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree
    in Government.

    Began work as a NGO official.

    Began work as a senior NGO official.

    Began work as a senior government official.

    Wife pregnant.

    Moved to Garden Grove.

    Son Juan born.
    (Revolving door of jobs.)

    27 years old
    Invested 86000 dollars in land.

    Received a 3% pay raise.

    Wife pregnant.

    Son Marco born.

    55 years old
    Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. (Homeland Security Yo)

    Released by security police.

    Received a 1% pay raise.

    Cashed in 176717 dollars from land.

    Cashed in 10815 dollars from land.

    Invested 557000 dollars in land.

    My son José has graduated from secondary school.

    My sonJosé's girlfriend Michelle has graduated from
    secondary school.

    61 years old
    Cashed in 8242470 dollars from land.

    Cashed in 493119 dollars from land.

    Invested 9000000 dollars in land.

    Invested 150000 dollars in jewelry.

    Received a 1% pay raise.

    My son Juan has died at age 35 from an epileptic seizure. First born son dies at 35

    My son's girlfriend Elizabeth has graduated from college with
    a degree in Pre-Law.

    My son's girlfriend Elizabeth has failed the graduate school
    entrance examination.

    62 years old
    Cashed in 157365 dollars from jewelry.

    Cashed in 91815 dollars from land.

    Invested 600000 dollars in jewelry.

    Invested 80000 dollars in land.

    Denied a raise.

    Received a 1% pay raise.

    My father died from an infection.

    Inherited money from my parents.

    My wife Monica has died at age 63 from a stroke.
    (Both Father and wife die same year following death of first child, pretty fucked up.)

    63 years old

    My son Luís has become addicted to illicit drugs. (when you start in Africa, India, etc. you deal w/ issues like dissases, rape, etc, when youre rich and your kids refuse to move out and get jobs, you get this shit.)

    My son Luís has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
    70 years old
    My brother Domingo has died at age 67 from prostate cancer.

    73 years old
    Cashed in 29229829 dollars from land.

    Invested 29719000 dollars in land.

    74 years old
    Died at age 74 from a heart attack.

    (Died with a net value of $29,026,238)

  13. #53
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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    0 years old
    I was born a boy in a village in Bangladesh's Rajshahi Division, not far from the city of Rajshahi.

    My parents have named me Hafiz. My surname is Shafquat Rana. My mother, Nivin, is 25 and my father, Sami, is 25. I have a sister, Arub, age 4 and a brother, Bashir, who is 6.

    1 year old
    Died at age 1 from a road traffic accident.


    ....... I fail at my first try.

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    0 years old
    I was born a boy in a village in Nigeria's Akwa Ibom State, not far from the city of Uyo.

    My parents have named me Sani. My surname is Abiola. My mother, Chima, is 17 and my father, Odion, is 22. I have no brothers or sisters.

    1 year old
    Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

    I have had malaria.

    I've had measles.

    2 years old
    3 years old
    I have had malaria again.

    You have pertussis (whooping cough).

    Brother Aren born.

    4 years old
    5 years old
    My brother Aren has had malaria.

    6 years old
    Not sent to school.

    My mother has hookworm.

    7 years old
    My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

    8 years old
    I have schistosomiasis.

    Sporadic localized fighting in Abia state.

    My brother Aren began school.

    9 years old
    Lied to cover up another lie.

    10 years old
    My brother Aren has had malaria again.

    11 years old
    Peace.

    My mother has had malaria.

    12 years old
    13 years old
    Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

    14 years old
    Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

    15 years old
    Began work as a musician.

    Decided to look for a job.

    My brother Aren's girlfriend Falelat has had malaria.

    16 years old
    I have been cured of schistosomiasis.

    Met a new girl I like very much, named Effiwat Obasanjo.

    Rejected by Effiwat Obasanjo.

    My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.

    My father has asthma.

    My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

    My brother Aren has died at age 14 in a road traffic accident.

    17 years old
    My mother has had malaria again.

    18 years old
    Sister Adeleke born.

    My sister Adeleke has died of asphyxia in childbirth.

    My brother Aren's girlfriend Falelat has been cured of schistosomiasis.

    19 years old
    Met a new girl I like very much, named Olujimi Okocha.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    My brother Aren's girlfriend Falelat has graduated from secondary school.

    My girlfriend Olujimi has had malaria.

    20 years old
    Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

    Executed by government security police.



    wow I guess I lost

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    anyone have a download link where I don't have to input fake names and adresses? sure I could go to the phonebook and pick someone, or use my own, but I'd rather not.

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    If I've learned anything from this experience, it's that everyone on the planet isn't getting enough iodine.

    I average about 4-5 goiters a life.

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    Are the chances of shit happening in this game realistic? e.g. Each year during a certain age range in whatever demographic, do you have a 1 in 770 chance to be murdered based on real statistics based on that select demography?

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin
    Are the chances of shit happening in this game realistic? e.g. Each year during a certain age range in whatever demographic, do you have a 1 in 770 chance to be murdered based on real statistics based on that select demography?
    I believe that is the goal. A kind of statistically-correct Oregon Trail. I truly doubt some of the statistics, however, as they even mention that most countries don't have adequate statistical compilations, so the game uses mostly US statistics and applies probabilities to them...

    In one life, I was molested by my mother 4 times, and then she reformed, and I was executed by the government at 23. I was in Ethiopia, lol.

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    I notice you play in India alot in this game.

    My first one was doing well I had a Guy from India, made it to about age 26 had 100+k of rupees saved with a wife and daughter then the game divided by 0 and died.

    started over as a Macedonian girl had 4 goiters, rejected by 2 boys failed trade school and died of kidney disease.

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    Re: Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

    I have never got to start in europe... I always start in third world countries except one time where I started in new york >_>

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