Anyone dicking with real lives yet?

[izembo]

i get france a lot, and always a female slut.

[Remyo]

started one in china, got drafted to the military, emigrated to japan after a torrid love affair. then started a family with a new chick. found work as a cop. was rolling in 1.2million yen a month til age 66 then I dropped to 124k yen as a mail clerk bitches. I had one child addicted to drugs, and it didn't give me the option to kick that skank out of the house.

[Royal]

Played it twice. Got to 69 once and stayed in Brazil the whole time. I didn't notice the options at the top to move until later...

[Remyo]

I skipped like 29 starts in africa, and got to Colorado. Got through graduate school and became a doctor, had like 5 abortions because the game doesn't know about contraceptives... Anyway I get to be a multi millionaire and I die at age 49 of liver cancer...

[Ishido]

34 years old
I have multiple sclerosis.

Met a new man I like very much, named Toshihiko Asahara.

We've begun seeing each other.

35 years old
Died at age 35 from multiple sclerosis.

Multiple Sclerosis is hot, don't you know.

[Dense]

I love the failure lives:

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Kampala in Uganda.

My parents have named me Ade. My surname is Jallow. My mother, Titilayo, is 29 and my father, Okafo, is 29. I have a sister, Marjani, age 1, a sister, Marsika, age 3, a sister, Fasolade, age 5 and a brother, Nweke, who is 6.

My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

My brother Nweke has malaria.

My sister Fasolade began school.

My sister Marsika has been cured of schistosomiasis.

1 year old
Died at age 1 from measles.

[Kaelan]

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Portland in the state of Oregon
in the United States.

My parents have named me Jonathan. My surname is
Robinson. My mother, Tammy, is 35 and my father, George,
is 39. I have a brother, Robert, age 3 and a sister, Ashley,
who is 9.

....


6 years old
My sister Ashley's girlfriend Janice has graduated from
secondary school.

....

15 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Ashley Gerber.
We've begun seeing each other.

16 years old
My girlfriend Ashley began college.

....


21 years old
My girlfriend Ashley has graduated from college with a
degree in Education.

22 years old
Ashley and I are now engaged.
Ashley Gerber and I got married this year.

....

37 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.

39 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

40 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

41 years old
Invested 1180000 dollars in land.

42 years old
My wife hit me with a brick.

[volcanicweather]

I was born into a poor family in Kansas.

About 20 years into my life, this happened:

Your mother has died of starvation.

You have inherited $154,382.

I lol'd. You would have thought she could have used some of that 150k she had to buy some food, no?

This has high novelty entertainment value.

[burrito]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/78/brickwarzkf8.jpg

[Joran]

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/78/brickwarzkf8.jpg

Well thats a marriage killer, obviously.

and I want to thank you guys for tipping me of to this game. I am SO gonna buy it when I get home ^^

[jmc]

46 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Received a 4% pay raise.

47 years old
Died at age 47 from suicide.


. . . . .

God dammit, not gonna post the whole thing.... but I was a police Officer in London, I wonder how I committed suicide

[Senoska]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9980/damnoh0.jpg

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[Shadowscythe]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...age1/death.jpg

I didnt even get out :/

[Khamsin]

About 1 in every 382 people in your 's age group, sex, and socio-economic class in east Asian countries aside from Japan and China dies from birth asphyxia each year.

Sounds like a dangerous age group to be in.

[Pyro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...allivesomg.png

The game gets buggy as hell when you get a bunch of money, it was taking forever for me to age a year after I hit the button and stuff started repeating itself in the output window.

[volcanicweather]

Try to see how many children you can have before the game freezes.

I got to about 10 or so with a Finnish family, then it gave me error messages and I couldn't continue.

[izembo]

yea, ive had it crash a few times from too many ppl in family

[Khamsin]

Happens in real life, too. Once you get to around 30 kids, and they all have 30 kids, life crashes.

[Rakiel]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...l/WTFBrick.jpg

Fucking OW.

[Viena]

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/2048/dibujomp2.jpg

Oh, my!

This thing is excellent material for inspiration to write fictional biographies.