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    Cruel parents

    Throughout the course of my day at work I see hundreds of names of people accross the country, and I just came accross the funniest name I think i've ever seen. Dick Hofacker.

    With a last name like HoFacker how the fuck can you name your kid Dick.

    I'm curious if anyone has any really funny names they've ever seen from some parents even more cruel than this guys.

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    Re: Cruel parents

    Coke Anne Wilcox.

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    Freshman year of college a fella named Pariksit ran for the student assembly. I asked friends how it was pronounced.

    'Prickshit'

    *muffled laughter here*

    Kinda feel bad, it's actually a common hindu name it seems.

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    I work in a call center for Debit Card Fraud.

    Guy calls in a few weeks ago first name Dick last name Small.

    Fucking parents.

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    Oh believe me I think I've seen more than most... including the craze in certain under classes of UK society to make the name as obscure or unconventionally spelt as possible.

    James... spelt Jaimz
    Jackl... spelt Jak

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cesaria
    Oh believe me I think I've seen more than most... including the craze in certain under classes of UK society to make the name as obscure or unconventionally spelt as possible.

    James... spelt Jaimz
    Jackl... spelt Jak
    Fucking chavs.

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    You would think that some people would have the good sense to go by Richard though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    You would think that some people would have the good sense to go by Richard though...
    Listed as Dick on his bank record and when he called in stated his name was Dick. Cruel parents, stupid child I guess lol.

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    My study hall teacher last year was telling us about a student she had when she was observing a classroom before she became a math teacher, and one of the kids was called Richard Head (Richard long for dick)

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    Re: Cruel parents

    Blanket Jackson & Apple Paltrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remy0
    Blanket Jackson & Apple Paltrow
    Those kids wouldn't even stand a chance if they were named "Billy" and "Suzie".

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    sad but true

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    One of the consultants in my company's directory is: Amish Contractor

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    Had a teacher in HS named "Harry Weiner"
    Each semester when he got a new class, he'd let them laugh for 5 minutes to "get it out of their system"
    Not that it really worked

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    used to go to a school with someone called Jenny Taylor

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    Re: Cruel parents

    Quote Originally Posted by Skyylya
    Throughout the course of my day at work I see hundreds of names of people accross the country, and I just came accross the funniest name I think i've ever seen. Dick Hofacker.

    With a last name like HoFacker how the fuck can you name your kid Dick.

    I'm curious if anyone has any really funny names they've ever seen from some parents even more cruel than this guys.
    Funniest name I ever saw was "4real".

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    In the grade above me was a kid named Chuck Mike Hunt.

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    Re: Cruel parents

    Quote Originally Posted by divisortheory
    Quote Originally Posted by Skyylya
    Throughout the course of my day at work I see hundreds of names of people accross the country, and I just came accross the funniest name I think i've ever seen. Dick Hofacker.

    With a last name like HoFacker how the fuck can you name your kid Dick.

    I'm curious if anyone has any really funny names they've ever seen from some parents even more cruel than this guys.
    Funniest name I ever saw was "4real".
    Rofl, did they ever approve/deny that family to name their kid that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Izzy
    Rofl, did they ever approve/deny that family to name their kid that?
    Pretty Sure they got denied the right to name their child that, but I can't remember if they took it to court or not...

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    My mother had a friend in highschool named Dick Gay.

    He's now SWAT in Las Vegas, I can only imagine what he went through in the academy or whatever.

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