Bored at work Thread

[Izzy]

My boss went on vacation on tuesday. She divvied up here stuff between the people here. Problem is, she didn't teach me how to run the reports that the VP and shit want. So i'm sitting here with my thumb up my ass with all this accounting info, and I don't know where the goddamn reports are to input it. I KNOW they want the reports by the end of the day, but i'm fucking clueless as how to do them.

Kinda stressed out atm. If i knew how to do it, i'd be like, "bam bam bam here's your report, done" but i'm fucking searching our server for her fuckign report files and I dont know where they are.

[Exoduso]

Hi. I'm bored.

Entertainment prease?

[Yangsing]

Gotta love people shoveling shit onto you without instructions.

[Misterjingles]

Sounds like the State :D

[Wulfgang]

<-- I-Banking analyst. Work 80-100 hours a week creating massive excel models, creating LBO / DCF valuations, industry research, etc. Job isn't so bad, but hours kill my FF time. Also, filters at work make me do some sketchy things to get around the firewalls.

[Deelo]

I'm a Talent Specialist for a modeling and acting company. Right now a popular beer company (not allowed to say the name) is here auditioning girls for a beer commercial. There's about 50 tall, blonde, busty girls in the office right now....love this job.

[jmc]

Well... desk duty today, tried clicking some of the links only to find out every single one is blocked on this network. Now I'm a sad panda......

[Exoduso]

I'm a Talent Specialist for a modeling and acting company. Right now a popular beer company (not allowed to say the name) is here auditioning girls for a beer commercial. There's about 50 tall, blonde, busty girls in the office right now....love this job.

Carlsberg. There I said it.

[guartz]

man, I'm getting screwed over by my job.

I work as a mngr. at a franchise wireless store. They begged me to start running a new store they opened, with promise pay of 400 weekly and 15% of income every month. This was sweet because normally stores take in around 30k - 70k after expenses.

But I got screwed, the location and lack of advertising on their part, has caused the store to take in 20k after expenses, and the corporate decided to pull my commission because the store is not making enough money!

Now I'm stuck making 1500 a month. Where as my prior position I made that in a week.


So what do I do, in regards to my revenge? I have absolute control of the store,
and also I don't want to go to jail.

[Killgannon]

close the store at random hours, like noon and 5 pm just for those hours so no one can buy anything

does this happen to be an AT&T store ?

[Nightbreed]

I work at a call center overnight 11pm-9:30am 4 days a week. Job is so boring but it pays nice (16.90/hr) and I work maybe three out of the ten hours each night except for the occasional friday or saturday when calls come in non-stop. Only good part about the job is they will never tell you not to come in so if you need some extra money they don't mind if you come in on your day/s off. It's a debit card/fraud monitoring call center so I guess it's not so bad.

[guartz]

close the store at random hours, like noon and 5 pm just for those hours so no one can buy anything

does this happen to be an AT&T store ?

yea it is.

[Izzy]

Welcome back fellow work trollers!

I just noticed the OP was banned too lol.

[Nitsuki]

there's something to talk about, why did he get banned?

[Tonko]

viewtopic.php?f=46&t=20603

I'm a helper, it's what I do.

[Nitsuki]

yay! another bored day at work!

[Izzy]

I'm kinda pissy at work today:

I normally leave at 5, I figured I could get some extra work done last night and I stayed till 6. At about 5:30 one of our Financial Officers calls me and asks for some info. I give it to him, stay till 6, then leave. Now, I get to work and have an e-mail sent at 6:30 from him asking for more info and "could I have it within the next few mins". Dude, do you not think I have something better to do but sit here? I sent you that e-mail at fucking 5:30, and it took you an hour to read 3 sentences, then reply? You don't pay me enough to work an extra 2 hours every day. I HAVE DIGITAL DRAGONS AND UFO's TO KILL!!!!!!!!

[Nitsuki]

lol, i got the house all to myself this week and i had all my competitive guilty gear tourney buddies come to my house and we had a blast, nothing but beer and guilty gear accent core til 3AM, then 4 hours of sleep, 7AM waking up and now i'm here at work. shoot me please!

i soooo can't wait to go home, eat some awesome chicken breast my grandma's gonna make (she lives close) and take a badass nap, risking the fact that i'm gonna get fat cuz i sleep right after i eat.

[Izzy]

haha, i was up pretty late too. There was that thread about the gunbound dude that got kidnapped, so i thought, "HEY LETS PLAY GUNBOUND UNTIL 3 AM!!!"

[Skyylya]

yesterday was a shitty day at work for me, relatively speaking. Had to deal with some dumb bitch out in california that doesn't even know what's going on in her own practice so when one of her patients is pissed off, it's my fault.

they had a patient come in for a boob job in early june and wanted to finance through my company for no interest, well the fee for those programs are bigger than the interest bearing accounts, so they called in to us and wanted to drop the no interest for this patient. We did, and then this patient comes back to that practice in july for the procedure, only to find out they don't offer it anymore and this girl is bawling her eye's out cause she can't do the procedure now. Well the lady calls in pissed off to me saying how I screwed everything up, when it was another one of her own managers that authorized the removal of the programs for this specific patient.

so she like emergency re-adds the programs for this patient, then after the procedure is done calls me up and bitches about what my company is going to do about recovering her losses or some crap like that. She say's she never agreed to pay a fee to give the no interest program to her patient, when i have the agreement she signed, and now she wants that fee back.

Stupid whore took up my whole afternoon and put me behind on my other work, and i still gotta deal with her again today now that i found out it was her own practice that screwed up, and not someone from my company.

gonna be a fun day!