Harry Potter Spoilars!

[Demosthenes]

I have never read any Harry Potter book, and I don't care either.
This following may or may not shock you, so w/e.

Here is what I understood of it
- Harry Potter doesn't die. Too bad.
- No lesbian sex scene with Hermione.
- Dumbledore didn't really die. WORST DEATH EVAR
- Voldemort kills Snape for some reason. Oh snap!
- Harry took some Elder Wand from Draco a few weeks ago.
* insert cheap dildo joke here *
- Voldemort dies because Harry uses the Draco Dildo on him.
- Some blabla about 19 years later. I think Harry is still a virgin at that time.

After I read this I did some virtual book burning lol.

[divisortheory]

Are you really this stupid? Please ban this person.

[Demosthenes]

Oh man, I didn't expect someone to come swooping in to save the day, right off the bat with some mother fucking armchair moderation.

[Joran]

Are you really this stupid? Please ban this person.

If you didn't want to see this then why the fuck did you even bother clicking the link to this thread when CLEARLY it said there would be spoliers in it, in the title. Seriously, some people have no sense.

[divisortheory]

Are you really this stupid? Please ban this person.

If you didn't want to see this then why the fuck did you even bother clicking the link to this thread when CLEARLY it said there would be spoliers in it, in the title. Seriously, some people have no sense.

I've never read any of the books nor do I plan to read this one, so it doesn't bother me in the sense that the book was ruined for me (even though I really only read the first line). I clicked the link because I wanted to see if it was indeed a spoiler, and if so post a response just like I did.

[Demosthenes]

You totally just won. Except in reverse. You don't care about my subject or whatever, so why exactly the fuck are you here hmm? Oh you wanted to engage in epeen war? w/e man.

[Raiko]

I fail to see the funny part.

[divisortheory]

You totally just won. Except in reverse. You don't care about my subject or whatever, so why exactly the fuck are you here hmm? Oh you wanted to engage in epeen war? w/e man.

epeen war? lol what are you talking about. I'm just trying to keep dumbasses like you from ruining the book for people who don't want it ruined, regardless of whether they clicked on the subject line.

[Demosthenes]

In other words, you are protecting the stupid and ignorant, that cannot pass reading comprehension and therefore, will probably not be reading the books anyway?

[Raiko]

What are you actually trying to achieve with this topic? To be funny? Not like you want to discuss the book in anyway and the spoilers are posted in the other thread, with small text tags. Your topic fails horribly.

[Demosthenes]

I'm going to go cry now, nobody loves me!

[Octavious]

Every day I learn something new. Like how could someone with his post count make me waste 3minutes of my life reading this topic. I expect better from people with 900+ posts. Even if you don't read the books, least let other people have their hobby. Just because it's not yours doesn't mean you can take a shit all over them >.> . Even though we're in america and I support your right to do so, it doesn't make it morally right >.>

[Raiko]

Nice way to dodge the question!

[ozz]

two of them are wrong,what moron did you take them from?

[Cjskater]

More then two are wrong... only two of the seven are right.

[ozz]

i wasnt counting the ones i thought were obviously jokes;(

[Hitoshura]

This topic is coming from the guy who called me stupid at least 7 times in the same paragraph, original right? I don't really expect him to answer why he feels entitled to post spoilers. Harry Potter blows ass anyway. Anyone coming in here not wanting it spoiled deserves it.. if they are actually true.

[Charla]

Calm down everyone. The important part is

spoilers for the books will simply result in a nice ban from your forum addiction

Now, let's have some bets on how long until she wakes up.

[Guyverarmor]

Incomming BANZERFAUST!!! <3 Sonokitty

[Demosthenes]

I will be thoroughly disappointed in all you armchair mods if I am not banned when I get home tonight.