Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick? Yeah, that's the ticket!

[TsingTao]

I want to buy Jon a drink and shake his hand after reading this article. I've always though Andy Dick was an annoying, well, dick.

"Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.""

Well done Jon!

[Septimus]

As if I couldn't love him anymore for the Critic...

[Guyverarmor]

fuck yeah! bout damn time that fucker got his beating

[Kuya]

Anyone able to tell me why Andy is so annoying? I don't know a thing about him.

[Hitoshura]

I love John Lovitz, The Critic is such an underrated show. :<

[Ace-o-fire]

Anyone able to tell me why Andy is so annoying? I don't know a thing about him.

You know that really small kind in high school with the High pitched voice who tried to be cool.

He's that, just in the comedy world.

[Gwynplaine]

As if I couldn't love him anymore for the Critic...

Edit to Kuya: Andy Dick is like some kind of shitty mix of Jerry Lewis, and Ru Paul.

[Ziegus]

"Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

Hachi Machi!

[Intense]

As if I couldn't love him anymore for the Critic...

YES!!

[Charla]

Anyone able to tell me why Andy is so annoying? I don't know a thing about him.

You know that really small kind in high school with the High pitched voice who tried to be cool.

He's that, just in the comedy world.

And he's usually high on basically everything you can name.

[Correction]

http://stu.wccnet.org/~dlane24/whatadick.swf

[Jedite]

Quick start an online campaign to get The Critic back on the air!

best.show.ever

[Guyverarmor]

We should, I miss The Critic.... SENSATIONAL!!!

[Iono]

Anyone able to tell me why Andy is so annoying? I don't know a thing about him.

You know that really small kind in high school with the High pitched voice who tried to be cool.

He's that, just in the comedy world.

And he's usually high on basically everything you can name.

You say that like it's a bad thing o.oa

[divisortheory]

You say that like it's a bad thing o.oa

To people who aren't dumbasses, it is.

[Deejay]

You say that like it's a bad thing o.oa

To people who aren't dumbasses, it is.

Bob Marley's a dumbass?

[Ace-o-fire]

yea!

[Correction]

You say that like it's a bad thing o.oa

To people who aren't dumbasses, it is.

Bob Marley's a dumbass?

Bill Cosby used to tell the old joke where a friend justifies his drug use by proclaiming: "Cocaine...intensifies your personality!" to which he replied: "Yeah...but what if you're an asshole?"

Andy Dick is exactly that.

Mean fucks should never be on drugs in public. Look at what it did to Jamie Kennedy.

[Ddz]

Oh man I loved The Critic. Andy Dick is okay sometimes, he doesn't really bother me at all.

[Huggo]

The big hippie festival, Burning Man, held in California every year... Yeah Andy Dick attends every year and gets completely wasted for every single day of it. I still think he'd be annoying and obnoxious if he was sober.

But god damn, when I saw Lovitz in Subway commercials I was like "Awww man! He's too awesome to be wasted on Rat Race and commercials for sandwiches!" But this, this little act right here is so awesome I feel like I'm watching the Critic all over again.