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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Quote Originally Posted by aurik
    Federal indictments lead to guilty verdicts in over 95% of trials so he's probably going down.
    That's why hearing the legal analysts compare this to the duke case make me laugh. People try to defend Vick by saying "Well, the Duke lacross team was assumed guilty, and look what happened there". That case had a D.A. trying to get reelected, pushing a case that was never had the same story more than once. Even the strippers had different stories of what went down. This isn't a D.A. handling this case, federal indictments aren't handed down due to mere suspicion. The indictment is incredibly detailed and thorough.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
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    Win superbowl = all is forgiven. But The Falcons aren't winning a superbowl...ever...ever ever.
    Fixed for accuracy, because you can't really put that type of stigma onto one player. At least not in the most unpredictable sport there is. The same was said about Randy Moss, and look where he is now?
    Randy Moss is an incredibly gifted athlete that excels at every aspect of his position. I don't know why anyone would say he couldn't win the superbowl (although I think N.E. is vastly overrated this year). The onus would never be on a player that has minimal effects on a game, at least a lot less effect than a QB. That's why I never understood the whole "Holy shit, T.O. is going to bring a trophy back to Dallas". Horseshit, not with Tony fucking Romo. Vick is a one trick pony with poor decision making that is responsible for coordinating an offense and running a team. That comparison just isn't fair. The Falcons are perfectly capable of winning superbowl if they fix that o-line and get a competent decision maker under center. Fuck, they play in the NFC, it's not hard to get there =/
    Randy Moss doesn't run across the middle. And he gives up on a lot of plays.

    To say that Michael Vick is a one trick pony is kind of harsh. Jim Mora Jr. deserves the idiot of the century award for running a west coast offense with Michael fucking Vick. 3-step drops with a QB who can create as much time as he needs to find the open man? You can't use an outdated offense just because it worked 10-15 years ago. Steve Young =| Vick. No player plays QB like Vick, and it's retarded to use an offense like that with him. If Vick was on a team that actually utilized his skillset, and put a decent line in front of him(and you said yourself that their line is crap too), he'd be one of the most dangerous players of our time. But those are pretty big ifs lol.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    Even black people know O.J. is guilty, wth?
    I was referring to before he wrote that retarded book lol. You can even scratch OJ Simpson from that post and replace it with Kobe Bryant, Tank Johnson, etc etc. It doesn't make my comment any less true does it?

    Edit: None of these players got the same kind of treatment as say Chris Benoit who was found dead hanging from a rope. Everyone was saying that it could have been an outsider robber/murderer. The shit wasn't even reported as a double homicide/suicide untill 2 days after they were found. When a black celebrity is in trouble, they never get the benefit of the doubt from the general public. Never.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

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    Even black people know O.J. is guilty, wth?
    I was referring to before he wrote that retarded book lol. You can even scratch OJ Simpson from that post and replace it with Kobe Bryant, Tank Johnson, etc etc. It doesn't make my comment any less true does it?
    Tank Johnson had a fuck ton of guns in a house with kids, he was convicted. Kobe Bryant was probably your best example, but someone so naive to think that the girl didn't give consent was delusional anyway. I'd go as far as to say more people placed guilt on the white duke kids raping the black strippers than the kobe case. As far as the previous post, Vick wouldn't be successful in any type of offense with his decision making. Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Steve Young, Joe Montana etc etc...they aren't athletic, yet they are great great great decision makers. Something Vick couldnt even fathom. He's now got one of the best QB coaches there is in the game. Hands down the best QB coach when he was in college, but I'm a bit biased beings I attended UofL. He'll be given a shot (assuming he isn't in prison) and he will still fail. When/if that happens, I'm sure Arthur Blank will realize that it's not the coaches since he's been through a few of them, and dump Vick.

    Edit: Meant to post the indictment, but forgot.
    http://www.wvec.com/news/downloads/Vick_Indictment.pdf

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    You're right that Vick is a bad decision maker. He's the 2nd worst in the league in completion percentage. The only reason why i'm making an argument is because he never really had anyone around him to catch the ball. Never had a line, and was part of a assbackwards offense. He has one of the best arms out there, and I think if provided the right circumstances, he'd be great. Hell, as a Giants fan, i'd take him over Eli Manning any day of the week lol.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    I always thought quarterbacks were overrated.

    With a good enough offensive line, any QB is going to be amazing. If I was in charge of a team I wouldn't spend a lot of money on the QB and use the extra money to buy control of the field.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    You could probably count the average/bad QBs that have won superbowls because of great defense/line play on one hand..Id say of the past 15 SB winners, maybe 2 or 3 of the QBs are average or less. There are several great QBs that win superbowls despite shitty defense/o-line. Hell, the Raiders have an amazing defense than can completely control the game, but they were horrid.

    Past 15 QB superbowl winners:

    Peyton Manning
    Ben Rothlew/e
    Tom Brady
    Brad Johnson
    Trent Dilfer
    Kurt Warner
    John Elway
    Bret Favre
    Troy Aikman
    Steve Young
    Mark Rypien

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    it's 8 dogs, you know how replaceable those are? go visit a pound, dogs are killed in them just about everyday. Sure it wasn't right for him to go psycho on them or fight them, but lets not go so far as to treat them like they are walking angels. a few years in a county jail would serve a fine punishment for the crime.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    Edit: Meant to post the indictment, but forgot.
    http://www.wvec.com/news/downloads/Vick_Indictment.pdf
    Holy shit LOL.

    Please tell me I'm not the only person to laugh out loud within mere seconds of opening this.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Indictment
    United States of America

    v.

    Purnell A Peace
    a/k/a "P-Funk" and "Funk,"
    Quanis L. Phillips,
    a/k/a "T,"
    Michael Vick
    a/k/a "Ookie,"

    Defendants.
    Ookie? Ron Mexico? I hope he doesn't go to jail, because making fun of his hilarious nicknames will undoubtedly be the most fun I'll have this football season. The herpes is just the feather in the cap.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Just a couple of things.

    1.) The media will blame the first scapegoat they can that makes the story more appealing to joe somebody. And they'll press that issue down your throat until it is proved faulty and then they'll press the other less then "factual" evidence until that is disproved. Eventually they'll just drop the story all together.

    Chris Benoit is a perfect example of this. His toxicology showed no signs of steroids so no one gives a fuck about the story anymore.

    Same thing will happen with this.

    You can't compare some animals with others with the excuse of "but they're our pets!" In Asia they eat dog(lolRMT) which is our pet. We eat fish and some people keep those as pets.

    Pigs even! Animal is an Animal is an Animal regardless of your emotional attachment.

    On a final note. Yeah he's a douche bag, but you guys are giving the guy way to much hell. The money he is gunna lose from Nike alone will be more then enough punishment.

    It's not like he was fighting YOUR dog. And while it may be a gruesome and terrible thing to experiance it doesn't warrant some people hoping he gets anally raped for the next 20 years.

    Or murdered. We're talking about dogs here for christsake.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Ray Lewis actually pleaded guilty to obstruction of justice after the prosecution noticed they didn't have any way to pin the murders on him.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Lewis_ ... _player%29

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Read the indictment. It's so detailed.

    They even set up a "rape board" for a female dog that wouldn't allow itself to be mounted by male dogs - strapping it down for the purpose.

    This is fucking epic, I'm delighted with Vick's downfall. Looks like all that shit about "Why can't Marcus Vick be more like his brother" is bullshit. They're both monsters. Lulz.

    edit: Damn I wish the Packers played the Falcons this season. Not that we've routinely had problems fucking them up, but the prospect of getting another shot at Joey Harrington would be even better.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    You'd think with $100,000,000 you could afford more humane breeding techniques.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Or you could, you know, find a legal form of gambling. Or go to a country where it's legal.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Or buy a hooker into the kind of sadistic sexual acts that would let you work off some of those obvious pyschological issues. The hooker would prolly be cheaper.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Or hire a psychologist and treat the real issues at hand without hurting anyone or anything.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    You'd think with $100,000,000 you could afford more humane breeding techniques.
    I was watching somewhere on T.V. that cows/bulls are breed the same way. They put the female in a cage and force the male bull to hump the shit out of it. I don't think theres anything really 'humane' about forcing animals to fuck the shit out of eachother, lol.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    There is no such thing as a female "bull" >.> And I grew up as a little kentucky farm-boy redneck who grew up with chickens and cows and pigs and shit. Never seen a cow bread in that fashion.

    !I CAUGHT THAT BEFORE YOU EDITED!

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    Even black people know O.J. is guilty, wth?
    I was referring to before he wrote that retarded book lol. You can even scratch OJ Simpson from that post and replace it with Kobe Bryant, Tank Johnson, etc etc. It doesn't make my comment any less true does it?

    Edit: None of these players got the same kind of treatment as say Chris Benoit who was found dead hanging from a rope. Everyone was saying that it could have been an outsider robber/murderer. The shit wasn't even reported as a double homicide/suicide untill 2 days after they were found. When a black celebrity is in trouble, they never get the benefit of the doubt from the general public. Never.

    You do realize it was reported as such within 8 hours of the bodies being found right?

    I heard initially about there deaths around noon or so and by the time RAW came on over here (the West Coast) it was already out that it was being investigated as a Murder/Suicide.

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    Re: I hope he gets 20 years in asspounding prison

    Quote Originally Posted by Devek
    Or hire a psychologist and treat the real issues at hand without hurting anyone or anything.

    That's just crazy.

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