These... are dark times

[jaryk]

I have been eagerly waiting someone else to post one of these threads as my last two were killed. It's been too long and I can only read Ruke's old posts so many times before I cry.

[sephir]

we need to hit 10 pages before he updates. so 8 more.

[Xanthu]

I need the guy with the "oh. snap. oh. snap. ohsnapohsnap lolbeard" sig over here.

I need your lolbeard

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a29...el/osnap-1.gif

8)

Fuckkin saved 8)

we need to hit 10 pages before he updates. so 8 more.

...I may or may not be attempting to help this.

[Lexa]

in some epically huge 50 page one that will cause all 50k connections to implode

People would change ISPs for your LJ updates!

[Dezzimal]

I'd start playing FFXI again for a rkenshin journal update.

[Carnusty]

Rukenshin's ninja update made me want to start playing ninja ; ;

[LD]

Ruke's update cured my Herpes!

[Xanthu]

Rukenshin's ninja update made me want to start playing ninja ; ;

I started to read this as in he ninjaed an update in on us. I got excited for a second

[jaryk]

Must keep the fight going, I truly believe at 10 pages we might see an update.

[Sho]

I hate you Ruke.

Thanks for giving me the motivation to finish RNG years ago, however.

[Carnusty]

THAT'S where I first heard of him! HIS ALLAKHAZAM STICKY ON RANGER AF ARMOR QUESTS >_>!!!!!

[BRP]

Ruke is a scholar in Allakhazam, that's like Superman having a degree in Pluming. Impressive.

[RKenshin]

Ruke is a scholar in Allakhazam, that's like Superman having a degree in Pluming. Impressive.

Hey, 90% of those posts were back when Alla actually had a lot of intelligent posters and useful information. But this was back before most NAs even had a single 75 job, and people with two or more 75 jobs were outcasted and laughed at for having no life (whether JP or not).

[Malaquist]

Pluming

Well, someone has to put the feathers in RDM AF hats.

Before I knew it I was being chased down by half the mobs in the area ><, and was dead. I vowed to get revenge one day...

So did you ever get your revenge on the Necropolis?

After that, you keep moving on up (to the east side!.. lol, ignore that :D, it's a song ^^)

oh god, I lol'd.

It's impressive how detailed the guide is considering when it was done; when I tried to find anything back in early 2004 it was fabulous Babelfish translations of JP pages. I guess these guides were always your forte, eh?

I had to try really hard to avoid commenting on "punching Syl in the face", but I pulled through!

[BRP]

Plumbing* my bad!

[jaryk]

Plumbers make serious money, there's nothing wrong with being a plumber, my neighbor is in a half a million dollar house and he's a plumber. So what you're saying is Ruke does the dirty work and makes a shitload of money?

[Evelyn]

Ruke is secretly the host of the Dirty Jobs show on Discovery Channel.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Ruke is secretly the host of the Dirty Jobs show on Discovery Channel.

Ok this is going too far. Ruke may be awesome but he's no Mike Rowe.

[Vlorsutes]

Or maybe that's what we're just supposed to believe

[Kimiko]

Well, least he keeps me motivated to update mine on occasion.