From the LOLSash Server

[Intense]

tl;dr

Am I the only person on the planet who has no idea what this means?

Google it! that's how I roll.

Id rather everyone just stop what theyre doing and answer my question in the thread.

[Khamsin]

"too long; didn't read"

[Tokitoki]

Didn't find my boyfriend, but I did find his hot roomate.

Also, there ARE girls on teh intarwebs, it's true! I've heard some of them on Ventrilo! Though more often than not, the girl to guy ratio is like 1:10. <.<;;

the guy/girl ratio on my linkshells vent is pretty even.. ofc some do sound rather mannish

Tranny?

We have one.. but I just meant women with more masculine voices then some of the 15year olds in the ls lol

Comparing to 15 year olds isn't a very good basis for masculinity... They are probably still confused for their mothers/sisters when they answer the phone.

[Intense]

"too long; didn't read"

And I also like getting Kham to quote things Ive already read.

[Melchiah]

I recall once upon a time, I asked Lenya in /tell right before a Limbus run if (s)he and Splam could maybe chill out with the high school XOXO emotes and keep their XOXO bullshit out of /p while we were working. Unfortunately, this started an avalanche of heshe and lolebf fury to come down. Long story short, the mithra told Splam some outright lies about what I just asked shim to do, but also happened to mt to me what (s)he was bullshitting him about. Hit CTRL-R one too many times I suppose. I sent Splam the screens of what I did say, and what (s)he was misrepresenting to him. I might as well have been talking to a wall. He absolutely didn't care that his e-bf was bullshitting him, even when presented with evidence. And holy god in heaven, did he just say he ditched RL girl for e-pussy? Did I read that correctly?

Anyway, screens for those who need drama, no matter how small.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...her/Lenya1.png

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...her/Lenya2.png

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...her/Lenya3.png

This I think, is Karma at it's finest. Splam says lolparticul, yet we got him his Homam, his Mbody, and most of everything else he has. Though to me, it was honestly worth watching that Mbody walk out the door just to be rid of Lenya. I don't really hold any particular negativity towards Karasu or it's members. I think Bagel is a hell of a guy. However I also do not envy their position at having those two drama toramas. Thank god they are someone else's problem now.

[Malaquist]

http://pawberry.net/junk/manthrad.gif

What does that make men pretending to be girls, or the men that fall for it?

Considering the circumstances, it's even more gross that he refused to stop flirting in semi-public.

[Koga]

Why is drama so much more interesting in the form of a SS?
Thats one fucked up bitch too.. (Lenya)

[splam]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

[Ivve]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

You're having an internet relationship with a ~14 year old girl, for whom you broke off a real-life relationship. It's not the women in your life who are retarded.

[rydiu]

You're having an internet relationship with a ~14 year old girl, for whom you broke off a real-life relationship. It's not the women in your life who are retarded.

is she a taru?

[Valacirca]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a84...isthisshit.jpg

[Demosthenes11]

I like how we are the geeks because you broke of a REAL relationship for a FAKE one with a 14 year old girl

[Darus Grey]

This just gets weirder and weirder.

So now that you know. Do you still want to hit it?

[Melchiah]

Rock on Splam. I wish you all the best. Really I do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick I'm glad she is on another server, and the two of you are someone else's problem now.

[Max™]

Wait wait wait...

I remember like a decade ago when e-relationships were new interesting things, and then hearing case after case of guys getting all sorts of fucked over (I myself had lots of phone convos, pics sent, etc, and then one day friend of mine found the pics I had been sent on an amateur model site, FATCHICK'D) and whatnot, so I've always been leery of this.

Then you say you're talking to jailbait you've accused of being a guy, and SHE calls apologetically.

1. She's at least a chub.
2. She has daddy issues, which is never as cool as it might sound to a dopey horny mind.
3. FUCKINGLOL

[EdgeMoragan]

I hope he posts again ROFL

Better yet I hope she does.

Why is drama so addicting @_@;

[Max™]

Good drama is.

Sadly Good drama is a very rare thing in the land of nerds, eThugs, and eLove.

[Charismatic]

Oh man... I hadn't been keeping up with this thread. I don't feel like reading pages of this stuff.

From what I can tell, this is the good shit though, can I get a summary post? If not, I guess I'll read it all tomorrow or something.

[Meat]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

Money down says he made this shitty story up to cover-up the fact that he was jerking off to some dude...
15 year old girl> guy...right? right?

[Rocl]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

the only solution is to sucuide bomb apt 257