From the LOLSash Server

[jaryk]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

Please learn to read, write, spell, punctuate and make paragraphs, it will make your application to McDonalds much nicer you sick pedo fuck.

[Jkun]

This is a job for...

http://www.elite.uk.com/james/lolchair.jpg

lolchair!

[rezn0r]

some 14 year old boys sound like 14 year old girls

[ZarakiKujata]

this threads gotten better with every page lol.

[Malaquist]

I like how we are the geeks because you broke of a REAL relationship for a FAKE one with a 14 year old girl

Let's not forget that he's pursuing a relationship with someone that was willing to lie about their age, their address, what their LS members were actually saying to them to try to cool their cybering, and god knows what else. Geeks or not, I think most of us would have the sense to break off a relationship with a pathological liar. If you're putting up with it now it's only going to get worse.

That and anyone pulling the "geek" card when they're having an online (MMORPG especially) relationship needs to step back and look at what they're saying.

[Koga]

oh dear god LOL
Ditch a RL girl for a 14yo girl.

There are so many things wrong with this thread its fucking awesome.

[Kuya]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

So now you're a pedo? Congratulations.

[Ryko]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a84...isthisshit.jpg

That's seriously like the first time I've laughed at that picture, perfect setup and execution.

[Koga]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

So now you're a pedo? Congratulations.

http://ui15.gamespot.com/1934/pedobear3va_4.gif

[Bagel]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this poster has completed more schooling than I have and this makes me cry.

[Koga]

Ladies and Gentlemen, this poster has completed more schooling than I have and this makes me cry.

Sure its not the peppermaster in your eyes?

[Midnightjade]

I like reading Bagel/Map/their Associates threads, never dull and Bagel always has a few good zingers to throw in there.

The Marx Brothers of FFXI, lol - Bagel is Groucho (that's a compliment btw), Map is clearly Chico, so I guess this guy must be Harpo. He always was a sucker for the ladies.

[Rocl]

Harpo backwards is Oprah HOLY SHIT

[Malaquist]

Bagel is Groucho

http://pawberry.net/forum/groucho.jpg
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

[Tokitoki]

Harpo backwards is Oprah HOLY SHIT

I don't know what that has to do with anything but it is sort of interesting I guess.

[Tajin]

Bagel is Groucho

http://pawberry.net/forum/groucho.jpg
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

[Bagel]

Bagel is Groucho

http://pawberry.net/forum/groucho.jpg
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Stolen in honor of Freedonia.

[Ryko]

Jesus christ it gets weirder and weirder lol

[Tajin]

Jesus christ it gets better and better lol

there we go. 8)

[evilbau]

Holy hell, so this is the BG place my roomates always talk about. This is by far the biggest convention of geeks in the world. Sorry map, now everybody knows your real name. So at 2 in the morning after I'm long asleep I get a random call. None other than Lenya herself. A weak shy little nervous voice saying I'm sorry Chris, I didnt mean to lie etc etc. I'm like how do I know this aint some random girl you're putting up to the phone, so I asked a bunch of questions only she would know, like, What do genbus eat? her answer>> Patas What was my first knickname for you?>> lolcat If I'm King Patas, what are you? >> |Princess| |Pastoral|, all answered with no delay, then I started laughin.
Chatted for a while, I asked her why she was too retarded to call before this, and well, she had originally lied about her age to me so I'd accept her; shes around 4 years younger than me in reality... slap. Thats where all the problems had started, just because she thought I wouldnt be with her unless we were the same age, stupid huh. Well, like apt 257 always says, girls have very small brains. Though she's noisy and causes lots of trouble on the net, shes much more quiet, shy, and reserved talking in person. She never wanted to give her own real information online so always used a nieghboors, which never made sense until she told me how young she was. Anyways we chatted and talked bout bullshit for too long and her daddy caught her, yelled at her and made her hang up lol. I suppose he's gonna be even more angry when he realizes the call was to Texas huhu. Now that I have all her real info now which does check out, we can at least write until she becomes more independent and less retarded, although since just about every girl I know is in fact, retarded, I wont get too excited just yet. Anyways, she apologized for all the needless lies and bullshit, and I apologized for cheating, callin her a man, and gettin her in more trouble with her daddy <33. And gatsby just dont like me cause he posted his pick and I said he looked like a total tool. Anyways I hope the drama torama spiced up your week some, but its over, so suck a fuck! xoxo 2 caity

all you kidos have fun in your forum! or should I say sesspool of endless hatred, unwanted opinions, and wasted youth! flame on!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this poster has completed more schooling than I have and this makes me cry.

rock on splam