Bubbly Bernie Theory

[evilpaul]

This was brought up on Allakhazam in the Bubbly Bernie Theory thread. I have seen this theory tested nowhere and thought it would be a good idea to post it here and see if anyone has in fact tested it out. It seems like a theory that isn't too impractical too attempt and worth a shot in my opinion.

As JoeAllakazhamPoster said:

Having it coordinated so every Crab in South Gustaberg is defeated moments before Bubbly Bernie is popped.

I'm positive I'll be flamed and torn apart for posting "another lolBBtheory", followed by some "go back to KI", but I'm just as eager to see Bubbly Bernie defeated legitimately as Rocl, along with quite a few other people in the endgame community. This theory seems to be the only still conceivable concrete theory that hasn't been tested. The crabs are NMs. Their are 12 of these throughout the fumaroles. 12 is the amount of advanced jobs available to us when Bubbly Bernie was implemented. The crabs also just happen to be the same mob as Aquarius, which is directly connected to Bubbly Bernie by way of how Bubbly Bernie's Bubble Shower spam is reduced. SE continuously sticks to hinting about focusing on influencing Bubbly Bernie's Bubble Shower whenever asked to give information regarding the secret behind defeating Bubbly Bernie.

If this isn't it, their isn't much left to go on that isn't "out there". It would be something if an LS does test this theory out and it is in fact the secret behind defeating Bubbly Bernie.

[Max™]

Friend of mine told me his LS beat BB the other day when they got a lucky spawn.

I told him POIDH, he tried to change the subject, turns out they got raped by the beachhead of shower spam at 79%, just like everyone else.

[Hapernack]

Chainspell Bubble Shower makes tarus cry.

[Almalexia]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g6...6050911018.png

[Faxanadu]

lol, this thread just made my day.

[Max™]

OH MY GOD IM THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST!

Awesome.

[SassiAsura]

Holy shit Alma... do you have more of that?

[Gilanth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3WgIwQSZ7E


gogo level 1 zergfest!!

[Feon]

OH MY GOD IM THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR JESUS CHRIST!

Awesome.

Yeah really I loled in real life

[Sagacious Sundi]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ero/bernie.jpg

[Auspice]

Holy shit Alma... do you have more of that?

It's from a temmplate that goes around 4chan all the time. Lurk more/etc

[Despain]

Wtf is this shit?

[evilpaul]

Parody followed by random lulz?

[Avé]

Wtf is this shit?

Typical elitist BG poster. No one realizes that the only we are ever going to be able to beat BB is by working together. I'm positive the Onion Weapon theory is the way to go, I just don't have enough people willing to test it out.

[Sagacious Sundi]

Wtf is this shit?

Typical elitist BG poster. No one realizes that the only we are ever going to be able to beat BB is by working together. I'm positive the Onion Weapon theory is the way to go, I just don't have enough people willing to test it out.

But virtue onions are so hard to come by. ><

[Amele]

[quote=Sagacious Sundi]

Wtf is this shit?

Typical elitist BG poster. No one realizes that the only we are ever going to be able to beat BB is by working together. I'm positive the Onion Weapon theory is the way to go, I just don't have enough people willing to test it out.

But virtue onions are so hard to come by. ><[/quote:6bfec]

SE needs to introduce these.

[Tajin]

Wtf is this shit?

Typical elitist BG poster. No one realizes that the only we are ever going to be able to beat BB is by working together. I'm positive the Onion Weapon theory is the way to go, I just don't have enough people rich enough to test it out.

those 900g weapons are god damn expensive

[Admo]

Wtf is this shit?

Typical elitist BG poster. No one realizes that the only we are ever going to be able to beat BB is by working together. I'm positive the Onion Weapon theory is the way to go, I just don't have enough people rich enough to test it out.

those 900g weapons are god damn expensive

Damn, that's CHEAP! Those persky gilsellers on Bahamut inflated the prices to 1000g!

[Despain]

No I was actually being serious. What's the bubbly bernie theory..?

[Theraven]

No I was actually being serious. What's the bubbly bernie theory..?

Did you even read the post after yours?