DROP ME SOME RIDELS

[Feon]

I hope this is ok to get its own topic its very lolz worthy I think


http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?f ... =30;page=1

Okay, I dont play Final Fantasy 11. I tried it once on my xb360 and I didnt like it. But this aint about that, Im just saying my little background. I just going to get to the point, because Im exhausted, it took me forever to get this forum thing working(signing up could be easier).

Im a regular player of Halo 2 or I was anyway. I was actually pretty ranked high in it too. But my true love is Big Team Battle. I love it a lot. And my name on Halo 2 is Fafnir92. I picked the name because I was liked how it sounded after reading somethings on wikipedia.

So I had a situation because apparently someone from this game like picking on me because of my name. Originally, it confused me, but because of what he was saying I knew it was a RPG thing. I asked all of my friends who play World of Warcraft, and one of them used to play this game. He told me Fafnir is a boss in this game. So anyway, he didnt know a lot about it, but he said he would ask for me on this site. Its been a week and now im going to do it myself.

I will try to keep this short and sweet:

I entered the lobby of a Big Team Battle game. There is a lot of trash talk and all that(if you play Halo 2 you know what I mean LOL). But one person kept on shouting "Drop me some Ridels". His name was MonsterPlayerKill(I did not know this at the time as all the mics were lighting up at once). He keep on saying it. Over and over again. I didnt know he was talking to me, but I was about to find out. The lobby part ended and he is on the other team.

So the game begins and, you know, I get some guns and stuff(I always aim for the sniper). And out of NOWHERE, I heard "Drop me some ridels!" and before I can find the player saying it, MonsterPlayerKill melees me dead. Over my body he says "Where are the ridels at?!". Im like what the hell is with this guys gimmick. Anyway I respawn and Im running back to the sniper. And then I hear AGAIN. "Drop me some ridels!" and he shoots me with a god damn rocket laucher. I still dont get it at this point.

I dont see him for awhile as I dont attempt to grab the sniper. I get in a few kills in and finally things are looking up you know? Anyway, I was about the find out MonsterPlayerKill only was interested in me. I was with three other guys in my team. He runs around a corner with a shotgun. He could have easily killed the two people in front of me, but he just jumps over them, yells "Give my ridels fafhogg" and kills me. And the next time I see him, I shout, "I DONT KNOW WHAT A RIDEL IS!" and then I kill him. I felt good getting some revenge.

So the match ends. I hear him saying "That wasnt cool Fafnir, you should of just given my Ridel, now Im going to bot you". Im like "Shut up you b*tch". The next match starts... and there is one problem with Big Team Kills. The matches are big(16 people) and not a lot of people play them. So often you get the same players. And surprise, surprise, MonsterPlayerKill is in the next game.

And this time we are teammates.

He is saying his Ridel stuff again, Im just ignoring it. The game loads and I see him. I walk up to him and I try to be civilaze. Im like "Yo Monster lets just put the past behind us and work to-" BOOM, the F*CKER SHOTS ME, POINT BLACK, IN THE HEAD WITH A PISTOL. And he start shouting "I WANT MY RIDEL FAFNIR, GIVE MY RIDEL SO THE BARDS WILL INVITE ME". And its just F*CKING HORRIBLE. Everytime I spawn, he runs up to me and kills me. I cant get a good gun while he has several. Im so fed up, I think Im done for the night.

He sends me a friend invite... and by accident I accept. I dont even know how to delete that sh*t and from then on, I was stuck with him. Every f*cking game, he followed me and killing me and he kept on asking "WHERE IS MY RIDEL FAFNIR? I WANT MY RIDEL FAFNIR! WHY DONT YOU RESPAWN FASTER FAFNIR? NO, B*TCH I DONT WANT A BALMAG I WANT A RIDEL". I reported him using the thing and I think I just praised him, those stupid menus make no sense.

It came to the point that I stopped playing Halo 2 and never touched the game again. Im even considering selling my xb360 to a friend because Im so distrauth over the whole thing.

So I have to ask you guys, what is a ridel?

[Kaylia]

Sound like a troll, which kinda kill the funny >_>

[VZX]

It's not funny anymore after paragraph 1

[Tiernin]

If it is a true story then it is pretty funny lol.

[Koyuki]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewt...314&start=1110

[Max™]

I must approve.

That is some funny cross-game pollination.

[Carnusty]

I pretty much knew it was fake when the character named "Fafnir" didn't know what a Ridill was, since he said he got the name from the Lore....and Ridill's included in the lore of that person >.>

[Sagacious Sundi]

To anyone who hasn't noticed, look at his name:

BlueRedPlay

[Amele]

I'm just laughing that a troll BG made of the alla forums is getting copy-pasted back to BG as something 'new and worthy of its own thread' here.

[Ferien]

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.co.../Copypasta.jpg

[Vejitta]

I'm waiting for copypasta replies :D

[Zumi]

Fake cause theres nobody with the gamertag Fafnir92 if you check on xbox.com

[Rocl]

Fake cause theres nobody with the gamertag Fafnir92 if you check on xbox.com

LOL
With that, I close this thread.
Also, try to read more threads to avoid such silly reposts