When children's card games go too far...

[Eanae]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Yu-Gi-Oh-Crush-Card ... dZViewItem

wtf..?

[killerx]

holy shit i know its a half ass decent card but damn why would you pay for something to mess around with....

[Clipse]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3659/816512ax6.jpg
Yu-Gi-Oh! is serious business. (Dude seriously needs to wash his frickin' face.)

[Koyuki]

Just wow...

[Daahan]

Good god, that kid has enough grease on his face to make a tractor run smoothly.

[Furtwangler]

The card is in the capable hands of Ivan at this point

All hail greasy-face Ivan.

[Exoduso]

lmao @ that dude...

and who the hell bids on these cards anyways..

[Shuemue]

$10k USD for a FFXI account still owned by SE or a $7k USD RL item.

Both fucking crazy, but which moreso?

[Iono]

lmao @ that dude...

and who the hell bids on these cards anyways..

85 bids so far!

[Merlyn]

Is that the only American Crush Card? Why would it be worth so much? I don't understand.

[Tythera]

Is that the only American Crush Card? Why would it be worth so much? I don't understand.

AGAIN THIS AUCTION IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU THE ULTRA RARE U.S. VERSION OF CRUSH CARD VIRUS. THIS CARD IS ONLY HANDED OUT TO THE BEST OF THE BEST AT THE SHONEN JUMP CHAMIONSHIPS.

No idea how big the championships are because I don't follow card games anymore (and never did follow yugioh) but I imagine that means maybe a half dozen to upwards of a dozen.

[Ryko]

How absolutely retarded, most decks aside from beatdown and maybe quick fusion don't get out heavy hitters 3 turns in a row anyway, and most fusion material monsters in your hand aren't that strong anyway.

[Charla]

So apparently Ryko actually knows what the card does. Care to enlighten the rest of us, who only played Yu-Gi-Oh on a GBA emulator a while ago?

[Venture]

Could guess from reading a few M:tG cards out of curiousty before...
Sacrifice, if that's what 'Tribute' means, 4 Dark element monsters with 1000 or less Attack, and you get to instantly kill any monster with 1500 Attack or higher in play on their field, in their deck, and any they draw for three turns after the card is used.

Sounds like you get to not only wipe out every big monster they have on the field or their hands, but any they might draw from their deck in the next three rounds. Could seriously fuck up your current hand and your next draws if it robs you of all your big boys.

[Tricen]

So apparently Ryko actually knows what the card does. Care to enlighten the rest of us, who only played Yu-Gi-Oh on a GBA emulator a while ago?

You sac 1 dark monster with att power 1000 or higher and it destroys your opponents monsters that have an att power of 1500 or higher in play, in his hand and any he draws for the next 3 turns.

[Venture]

So apparently Ryko actually knows what the card does. Care to enlighten the rest of us, who only played Yu-Gi-Oh on a GBA emulator a while ago?

You sac 1 dark monster with att power 1000 or higher and it destroys your opponents monsters that have an att power of 1500 or higher in play, in his hand and any he draws for the next 3 turns.

Looks like 4 on my screen, but that might be the pixelation. OMFG.../geekmoment

[Ryko]

What they said. Back when everyone and their mother ran beatdown decks (The strongest cards you can get out for 0 or 1 sacrifices) it would have totally assfucked anyone you came across but nowadays most people don't have too too many 4 star (no sacrifice) heavy hitters.

[Tricen]

What they said. Back when everyone and their mother ran beatdown decks (The strongest cards you can get out for 0 or 1 sacrifices) it would have totally assfucked anyone you came across but nowadays most people don't have too too many 4 star (no sacrifice) heavy hitters.

Goblin Attack Squad!

[skanker]

They make it seem like Yu-Gi-Oh is real like monsters will actually apear if you put a card down

[Maguspk]

What they said. Back when everyone and their mother ran beatdown decks (The strongest cards you can get out for 0 or 1 sacrifices) it would have totally assfucked anyone you came across but nowadays most people don't have too too many 4 star (no sacrifice) heavy hitters.

I don't see how this card isn't good, most 4 stars are at least 1500+ atk and by guaranteeing they'll be destoryed before you have to attack you can simply force kill any monsters and attack your opponents life points directly. Am I missing something or isn't that what this card is meant for? You basically get 3 turns (more than enough) to rape your opponent.