Man killed by own dangerous pets, then eaten.

[Siniroth]

Fair enough

[Metah]

One time there was this REALLY REALLY SICK bug at my work that surprised the fuck out of me. Without thinking, I sprayed him with paint thinner (I had a spray bottle of it in my hand, I was cleaning cylinders for painting), and the thing slowed down so considerably. Bleck. I felt kinda bad about it, I mean it was kinda inhumane, but bugs are fucking sick and crazy and they don't give two shits about you, they'll fucking eat you if they can.

[Exoduso]

Pets are evil.

[Khamsin]

[quote=Siniroth]

I accidentally picked up a centipede the other day.

So I gotta ask... how'd you accidentally pick it up? Was it under a piece of wood or a rock?

My carpet is a very light maroon/brown color. Centipedes are light brown, so i thought it was a piece of the carpet so I picked it up to throw it away.

It was quite a vicarious thrill!

Whose hand did you pick it up with?

The hand of...Yin?

The elipses(sp?) make me sense confusion, I was confused too, what other hand would you pick it up with?[/quote:b08bb]

Clarified!

[Cjskater]

Great, so now I have to keep my feet in my chair until the sun comes up so I can see the floor (I don't have anything long enough besides my penis lulz to flip the switch across the room). Fucking sneaky bugs come up and crawl on my toe I'd go crazy.