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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Iono
    So on the spread sheet, how many lil ones were there? I'm sure they couldn't have all been huge. You can be one of the those!


    Just make sure to see a cocktologist after ;3

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Personally I think any man or woman who keeps a journal about people they've slept with and a spreadsheet on dick size/pussy tightness is flat out disgusting.

    I would steer clear from her too. You might drive her even more wild and towards change if you're the one guy on campus that hasn't fucked her yet.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    I want to say this sounds like youthful rebellion phase of life. Just happening later on in life.

    Curious to why shes keeping stats, kind of funny how shes taking to this like a sport, and what kind of other information is she taking besides size...

    This list would make for a nice blackmail list for future references....

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    I can't believe she keeps a fucking spreadsheet... that's just... weird. It's one thing to have alot of partners, and to like certain things about those partnets and maybe giggle with your friends about it. But keeping a spreadsheet? god that's weird.
    I think it's more common than a lot of people would think. One of my best girlfriends keeps track of who she's slept with, when, and dick size just for lulz factor. If you're promiscuous, it's probably responsible to at least keep track of who you're sleeping with so that if you do get some kind of STD, you know how to call. The dick size thing is just for personal enjoyment, though.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Furtwangler
    Given how much she does guys I bet if you just asked her "hey wanna do it" she'd probably be like, "k"
    that's exactly the vibe she's emitting in class, and guys are lavishing her with their attention. i am in a difficult position in a sense that i know i could probably sleep with her but i can't seem to stop imagining she being slapped by two gigantic pythons every time we meet. i want to dive in and see what she's all about while being afraid that i won't measure up to her "expectation".

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    So she's a woman who loves (big black) cock and she's not afraid to admit it. That's all anyone besides the OP knows about her in this thread.
    I don't see how this means she was physically or mentally abused as a child. You people say the dumbest things sometimes.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay
    So she's a woman who loves (big black) cock and she's not afraid to admit it. That's all anyone besides the OP knows about her in this thread.
    I don't see how this means she was physically or mentally abused as a child. You people say the dumbest things sometimes.
    i guess loving big cocks and helping unprivileged children aren't mutually exclusive.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Just give her a shot while being very careful about it.

    i want to dive in and see what she's all about while being afraid that i won't measure up to her "expectation".
    Not referring to you, but this is why i think many guys, even though they would sleep with a easy chick, feel uneasy about it at the same time. It most likely means they have to meassure up, and so it's much easier on the ego to go for relatively fresh women, because you know you won't be "judged" quite as much. Guys just aren't as used to being constantly meassured, unlike women, who have to deal with it all the time.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve
    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    I can't believe she keeps a fucking spreadsheet... that's just... weird. It's one thing to have alot of partners, and to like certain things about those partnets and maybe giggle with your friends about it. But keeping a spreadsheet? god that's weird.
    I think it's more common than a lot of people would think. One of my best girlfriends keeps track of who she's slept with, when, and dick size just for lulz factor. If you're promiscuous, it's probably responsible to at least keep track of who you're sleeping with so that if you do get some kind of STD, you know how to call. The dick size thing is just for personal enjoyment, though.
    Keeping track of who you slept with and when should be normal (i dont think you should have to write it down or document it though, it should be natural to just ya know, remember it)... I think the spreadsheet on dicks is weird and creepy though. I don't think its a problem to talk about dick or whatever size or sexual things with friends, its always good for a laugh. "haha his dick was so small" "wow he was fucking huge" guys do the same thing "man she had some big tits" "she was tight as hell" but to actually document it like shes doing a study or research on it is weird.

    I remember every set of boobs and every freckle, mole, whatever of every girl I've been with. I remember exactly what their junk looks like and if she was any good. I can't imagine having to keep track of it, even if you've been with alot of people. It's just something that sticks out in my brain. For lulz even, I wouldn't need to be like "well guys take a look at this presentation of every girl i've been with, this is the diameter of each of their cunts" I could just describe it in a sentence or 2.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Axil
    Septimus is 100% right, too bad Im attracted to crazy girls, WHATS HER NUMBER
    sorry we are on the east coast. she's 5'10 (6' with heels) and looks like one of the models on abercrombie catalog, but with bigger boobs. the majority of her friends are guys and she's the perfect girl to hang out with.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by finale23
    she's the perfect girl to hang out with.
    THEN HANG OUT WITH HER.

    There isn't some moral imperative that says that you HAVE to act on sexual urges. If she's fun, engaging and intelligent, then why not enjoy her company? I'm sure you'll get to interact with a far broader spectrum of her personality if you approach her as another human being, without motive.

    If you're just in it for the pussy, what are you worrying about her other partners for with regards to genital size? Go for gold.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    I don't think he ever said he was going to stop being friends and stop hanging out with her. I think he just said he withdrew his candidacy of going for gold because shes a hoe.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by finale23
    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay
    So she's a woman who loves (big black) cock and she's not afraid to admit it. That's all anyone besides the OP knows about her in this thread.
    I don't see how this means she was physically or mentally abused as a child. You people say the dumbest things sometimes.
    i guess loving big cocks and helping unprivileged children aren't mutually exclusive.
    I think that was what I was trying to say on the last page. And if the image of her doing stuff is haunting you, you could probably stand to desensitize yourself to that sort of image. Time for some porn!

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Septimus
    She is doing everything that she can to get back at her father. (Including social work.) She is a train wreck in human form, and you would be best to avoid any unnecessary interaction with her.
    Gay? Hit it for fun and don't even ask for a number.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    I'd love to believe that there aren't serious daddy issues/abuse stuff going on...although every time I run into something like this (although not...quite...like this) my wishful thinking always fucks me over.

    The curious thing to me is not that she has taken a lot of (sizable) cock in her day - she's 29, it happens. It's that she's telling her classmates about it, and about her spreadsheet. Even your most outward frat-boy date-rapist take-any-pussy-he-can-get has some sort of TMI filter about openly talking about all the snatch he's bagged, at least in mixed company.

    Also, about the spreadsheet - I am an above-average sized guy, and girls I date often comment on it. They also always overestimate my length in inches - ALWAYS. Unless you're sitting there with a ruler next to your cock, it's pretty impossible to fathom how large a 12 incher is.

    Any girl like this doesn't expect a monster from every guy she sleeps with - she's had enough cock to know not to. However, you've talked to her - if she sounds like she loves big cock and big cock only, maybe she tells everyone (since she knows that everyone wants to fuck her) so that they know "if you don't size up gtfo".

    Anyway, she sounds interesting enough to keep hanging out with - just incorporate your new knowledge of her cock-taking abilities into the old model of your perception of her. Hopefully she doesn't have a fucked up past...I'm kind of the poster-child for eternal optimism about that.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Quote Originally Posted by Boyiee
    I remember every set of boobs and every freckle, mole, whatever of every girl I've been with. I remember exactly what their junk looks like and if she was any good. I can't imagine having to keep track of it, even if you've been with alot of people. It's just something that sticks out in my brain. For lulz even, I wouldn't need to be like "well guys take a look at this presentation of every girl i've been with, this is the diameter of each of their cunts" I could just describe it in a sentence or 2.
    But it would be fucking hilarious if you did. Just putting some random numbers into a program that's gonna draw up some charts/graphs for you in like 5min and sending it to your friends is insensitive but imo pretty funny. I guess we're just different that way.

    She's told me that the reason she keeps track of the people that she's slept with in that particular is because she can go over 20 in a year's time, and it's just not so simple to keep track of all their last names, phone numbers, and misc RL information that you would need to have in case you ever needed to get in contact with them again for whatever reason.

    It's also kinda easy, at least for me, to blur or forget the date on exactly when something happened. I couldn't tell you the starting/ending dates of employment on the last job I had, but I can sort of get a time frame based on what else was going on in my life around then. When it comes to women who are possibly playing the field and dating/sleeping with several people at the same time or within a short span of time need to have a much, much clearer idea of exactly when you've slept those people in case something like a pregnancy or an STD becomes an issue.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    Right, so a flowchart and documentary of each and every penis must be kept incase you lose their phone number, and incase you got pregnant or caught an std?

    He said his friend is 29 and shes been doing it since she was 18, thats creepy to me.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    even if you did need to keep track of the people you slept with it shouldn't span over a years time. if you get pregnant or contract an STD you don't need the name and number of the guy you slept with 12 years ago.

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    i've been in a NOT SIMILAR situation where my idea of a person (that i was interested in) was utterly destroyed and i felt like crap and the person i knew and liked wasnt someone i knew and wasnt someone i really respected anymore... [WOW THIS IS A TERRIBLE SENTANCE AND IM SORRY ] idk if that makes you or I bad people for forming incorrect judgements about people, then being adversely affected when you find that your judgements are incorrect. Idk, just dont make judgements about what she does to her face, and you'll be ok i guess

    im 21 now, and i still find it hard to believe that people i know engage in activities (sex) i dont normally see them doing. im slowly getting used to the smiling and nodding >_> lol

    edit: i wrote this while i was tired, it sounded good in my head, but dont yell at me later >_>

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    Re: i can't handle the truth

    This board never ceases to amaze me, it's the only place (since I avoid 4chan) I go where I'll consistently be surprised.

    So she keeps a spreadsheet of guys, measuring their packages, what is she holding some sort of a goddamn contest? Not to join in on the "female slut, men promiscuous" topic, but that is a tad much.

    I had nothing constructive to add to this post, just wanted to note my amazement at that sort of a thing.

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