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    Funny things

    This conversation started when my mom mentions that she saw a lot of American flags coming back from work.

    Me: Mom, you know today is sorta a special day.
    M: Really?
    Me: Yea,
    M: It's a jewish holiday today.
    Me: *facepalm* How'd you know?
    M: They told me at work.

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    Re: Funny things

    Uh huh...

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    This conversation started when my mom mentions that she saw a lot of American flags coming back from work.

    Me: Mom, you know today is sorta a special day.
    M: Really?
    Me: Yea,
    M: It's a jewish holiday today.
    Me: *facepalm* How'd you know?
    M: They told me at work.


    ...ok?

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    Re: Funny things

    Must not break the rules, must not break the rules, must not break the rules...

    FUCK IT, SHIT SUX.

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    False advertising.

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    Re: Funny things

    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.

    In before Godwins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.
    No it's Israel. If you say jew it's a hate crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace-o-fire
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.
    No it's Israel. If you say jew it's a hate crime.
    But what if the jews happen to be neo-nazis? What then smart guy??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by Ace-o-fire
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.
    No it's Israel. If you say jew it's a hate crime.
    But what if the jews happen to be neo-nazis? What then smart guy??
    PARADOX!

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.

    In before Godwins.

    no man, it's suppose to be funny because my mom innocently
    suggested that jews have a holiday because of 9/11.

    also, godwins.

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.

    In before Godwins.

    no man, it's suppose to be funny because my mom innocently
    suggested that jews have a holiday because of 9/11.

    also, godwins.
    Conspiracy theories? Looks like we know where you got it from.

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.

    In before Godwins.

    no man, it's suppose to be funny because my mom innocently
    suggested that jews have a holiday because of 9/11.

    also, godwins.
    Conspiracy theories? Looks like we know where you got it from.
    Israel!


    jk,

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.

    In before Godwins.

    no man, it's suppose to be funny because my mom innocently
    suggested that jews have a holiday because of 9/11.

    also, godwins.
    Conspiracy theories? Looks like we know where you got it from.
    http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...nvestigate.jpg
    I've got a raging clue!

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.

    In before Godwins.

    no man, it's suppose to be funny because my mom innocently
    suggested that jews have a holiday because of 9/11.

    also, godwins.
    Conspiracy theories? Looks like we know where you got it from.
    Must we?
    It's not a theory that Israel (The government of) benefited the most from 9/11.

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20721866/
    Head Asplode!

    I dont feel like explaineg or spelling.

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace-o-fire
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20721866/
    Head Asplode!

    I dont feel like explaineg or spelling.

    This is very odd on 2 parts. First part, jews being nazi. Second part, Russians being nazi.

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    Re: Funny things

    Quote Originally Posted by Insanelol
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by guartz
    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Cliffnotes: He's saying jews control american culture.

    In before Godwins.

    no man, it's suppose to be funny because my mom innocently
    suggested that jews have a holiday because of 9/11.

    also, godwins.
    Conspiracy theories? Looks like we know where you got it from.
    [img]http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/dag0n/1009_hardly_boys_investigate.jpg[img]
    I've got a raging clue!
    I laughed and laughed, love that southpark haha

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    Re: Funny things

    oh f*** you people, I give you gold and you scuff, but raging penis jokes get you all wet.







    lol, raging penis...

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    Re: Funny things

    neither "funny" nor "things", i think you're safe BRP

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