[Valefor] Loweherz

[Sirsnake]

Name : Loweherz
Job : NIN PLD RDM WAR DRK
Previous LS : Ultima on Valefor

Thank you for info about him ^^

[jinkazama]

never heard of him?

that his original name?

[ono]

I looked at the application on your site. Never heard of the name Loweherz, and Ultima does not have a point system.

So my guess is that they are lying and using the recent notoriety of the Ultima name to cover up something.

[jinkazama]

I like the way you think Onorok

[Aangeliceus]

As a leader of Ultima, not one from us, period.

[Fodder]

This guy is Sourapple, a known scammer trying to escape from his past. He used to run with Timma and company talking people into doing BCNMs then QMing their drops.

[Jotaru]

Pretty amazing sneakery, if I do say so myself. Lying about which LS he is in, using an LS that is currently having problems and thus almost ALL posting on this board, checking it daily. Way2Go

[Sirsnake]

talked with this guys IG he changed his name when he came to Hades , he s real name was Sourapple like fodder said , but he also told me that fodder tryed to scam him and Fodder was known as Cripline in Hades who got perma Banned for this

more info [can i have it?] ^^

[Aluciont]

Fodder is in Valefor, if you take a closer look at his name you should be able to see which server he's on. Not to mention the fact that Fodder was the previous leader of Ultima, so he should be able to tell whether or not "Sourapple" was in Ultima. Second of all, Ultima does not have a point-based system when it comes to distributing items, which again "Sourapple" made up a point-based system on his application to your linkshell.

As been stated earlier, he was never a part of Ultima which he never answered when you asked on your forums.

He lied in his application and he lied to you in-game, if that does not raise any suspicion at all on your part then I don't know what else will.

[Churchill]

talked with this guys IG he changed his name when he came to Hades , he s real name was Sourapple like fodder said , but he also told me that fodder tryed to scam him and Fodder was known as Cripline in Hades who got perma Banned for this

more info [can i have it?] ^^

Why do you need more info again? You've had like 5 people from Ultima post, including 2 former shellholders. If that isn't enough, then have fun with this toon. I'll take my lol's afterwards.

[Fodder]

more info [can i have it?] ^^

Ohhh that. Yes I recall. Please grab a mug of cocoa and make yourself comfortable while I fill you in.

You see, long ago there were no server transfers, at least, none that anyone other than myself who knew about. It's strikingly similar to the rabbit hole in Alice and Wonderland except in this case it was the “Hogg Hole”. One day I was in the Dragon’s Aery with the hope of a chance of glimpsing of that smelly old Hogg. I was really only anticipating a glimpse as we all know those boys down in UAE prefer to hog the Hogg. The problem with this is that they needed a surefire method to quickly hand the Hogg off to the other alliance or two they needed to win. Ultimately they determined the most efficient way to do this was via the “Spike Flail” which would render nearby contenders unable to intercept the pass. This is accomplished by feeding Hogg an assortment of tanks and mages until he develops an extreme case of gastroenteritis.

I was a bit naive in those days and wasn’t aware of the dangers of the Hogg hole. I was standing behind the Hogg admiring the pearlescent gleam of the scales on his back when suddenly, at the very instant the Spike Flail occurred, a vast and dark portal opened before me spewing forth cadavers and noxious odors. This was immediately followed by a strong back blast which pulled me the vast dark void leaving me in a world I later found was known as Hades.

Now Hades is a scary place. Fat, hairy, old Norwegian men parading around as Mithra are frowned upon there. I had to think quickly so I decided I’d pretend I was from Compton and found some hard ballers to court me into the Hades Crips. Thereafter I was known as “Criplinez.” It was a really good disguise and enabled me to gain the trust of all the other people on Hades.

One night we got caught stealing tail feathers from Chocobos by those pesky kids down in Port Windy. They had us cornered and Sheriff Shantotto was on the way. Fortunately, our leader, Sourapple, despite his crappy gear, had the fortitude to kick those Taru kid’s asses so we could get away. We headed out toward our hideout in The Boyahda Tree.

Shantotto being who she is, was incensed by this behavior. I mean really, who would beat up a baby Taru? Unfortunately when we arrived at the tree Sourapple tripped over a root because all he could afford were stumbling sandals and Shantotto caught him. As I ran I heard him screaming at me not to leave him behind and how he'd make me pay. After she rolled him and took the 5g he stole from his mom for methkabobs, he came up with a sob story and tried to pin it all on me. Since he didn’t have anything worth taking she continued on after the rest of us. Shantotto caught up with the rest of my homies just as we go to the Dragon’s Aery. As the scene spread out before me I just couldn’t believe my luck, before me were four alliances of UAE players struggling to take down the Hogg utilizing the same Spike Flail tactics. I threw my disguise off and ran for the pit hoping to time the Hogg Hole just right. As luck would have it they I didn’t make it through the hole until the 4th flail, which was ok because I had plenty of charge on my Reraise pin while Shantotto had taken one in the teeth w/o reraise on.

When I emerged back on Valefor, the pit was a mess, I thought maybe there was some sort of temporal shift but everyone was quick to inform me this was the same Hogg being fought the 3 weeks prior when I was initially whisked away by the Hogg Hole.

After picking up the broken pieces of my imaginary online life, I decided to call a GM so that they could warn Vana’diel of the dangers of the Hogg Hole; however, the outcome was not what I anticipated. Soon an announcement was made by SE of up and coming world transfer service. Being informed I was the discoverer of this new “functionality”, I was invited for a behind the scenes look. I was at a loss as to what was meant by this, I agreed to go. The next thing I new I was whisked away to Mordion Gaol. Low and behold, there was the Hogg chained in a stall with a line of GMs stuffing bound and drugged adventurers up his arse. They were explaining they had to limit the volume by transfers by implementing a 90 day waiting period to keep Hogg's rhoids from getting inflamed. The imagery was seared across my mind and I screamed as the world faded to black.

The next thing I knew I was back home in my Mog House.

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In reality, I’ve never been on Hades, don’t know who Criplinez is, my LS has never had points, and Sourapple has never been a member of it. The moral of this story is that I obviously just fed you a very long line of bullshit, just as Sourapple has been. Make of it what you will. As to whether GMs stuff people’s toons up Hogg’s arse… he does seem REALLY, REALLY pissed off when he pops.

I hope your cocoa was better than this stupid story.

Cheers
~Fod

[ono]

I hope your cocoa was better than this stupid story.

Cheers
~Fod

Slow day at work today?

[Fodder]

Slow day at work today?

Horribly slow, I had a big lunch at The Met and someone is using my lab so I can't go take a nap...

[Minnich]

Wow. Sourapple. That names brings back memories. Haven't heard it in like 3 years.

He's trash. The only thing I can recall from him is that he scammed the hell out of everyone that he could. If you let him in your LS, expect to lose lots of items and gil.

If he says I'm someone from Hades and I got perm-banned, he's a retard. (actually, he's a retard anyways)

[jinkazama]

Wow. Sourapple. That names brings back memories. Haven't heard it in like 3 years.

He's trash. The only thing I can recall from him is that he scammed the hell out of everyone that he could. If you let him in your LS, expect to lose lots of items and gil.

If he says I'm someone from Hades and I got perm-banned, he's a retard. (actually, he's a retard anyways)

We all kno you're not from hades minn. you've tortured us on valefor w/ your presence for far to long..

I kid!

[Izildur]

Thanks for the input - we declined the application

[Reapz]

Thanks for the input - we declined the application

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