Relationship advice for a buddy of mine

[Mizango]

Here is a counterpoint to my argument: "Don't let the haters get the best of you! They're just jealous that they didn't meet a wonderful girl that you have so much in common with, like a love of Hannah Montana and a collection of Bratz dolls. R-Kelly and Michael Jackson both agree that age is nothing but a number, and who are we to argue with their record sales? So poo-poo to the naysayers! You are totally going to be the next Romeo & Juliette, but without all of the icky death and junk." If we get past the massive amount of sarcasm, there is absolutely advice value to that statement. And that is why it will hit 10 on the attention scale.

Gold.

ROFL

[Metah]

Is the jailtime worth it?

The answer may be yes.