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  1. #21
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    Re: Porn addict

    loooooool paying for porn.

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuketwig
    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra
    The day you realize sex isnt a dirty deed and your not a "sinner" for exploring it, the day your "addiction" goes away. The average man masterbates 2 times a day, thinks about sex every 8 seconds (not every 8 seconds, but the amount of time spent per day divided by the time in day equals about 8 seconds). Releasing this sexual tension in a safe manner is NOT bad, get out of your church a little while and get a GF that is a little more open minded.
    ...seriously? Where did that figure come from, because that seems really high.
    I dont know lol, heard in class in college a while back. Seems about right though.... I am married, get it every day, and still need to "exercise the demons with some nice girl on girl action", unleash the power of my wang!

    Joking aside, your a sexually repressed slightly evolved ape that is genetically programmed to bang everything in site.... Satisfying the inner urges is fun and healthy.

    On the other side:

    If you are indeed looking at it at work, and PAYING for it (overdrafts O.o), then you do indeed have a problem.

    Porn isnt your problem though, its controlling when/how you exercise it. Not sure why you would even try to access it at work, as it thats an instant fire situation at anywhere I have been. As for paying for it... free porn is everywhere.. Hell, buy a camera and have your GF go hog wild. (give us the link as well)>

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxxthepenguin
    Nobody is going to take you seriously if you don't post what the symptoms of your addiction are.
    I'd imagine the DSM-IV-TR would list the official symptoms as "Watches porn a lot."

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by Absolutezero
    I think its because its there on the net i look at it idk, i did get in trouble at work once for it on comp >_> to, even got where it got one point i racked up 400$ worth it in overdrafts.
    ...That isn't an addiction. I'm pretty sure that's you being a complete fucking idiot.

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    Re: Porn addict

    The only problem here is you pay for it on the net, where there is 1 million+ sites that its free on.

    It's healthy, enjoy it!!

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    Re: Porn addict

    Honestly, how many of you have looked at porn during work?

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    Re: Porn addict

    You mean on purpose? I think I was browsing EncyclopediaDramatica one time and some of the images would have been a problem.

    How about this. OP, have you ever been addicted to drugs or anything? Because they say it's easy to trade one addiction for another if you quit without 12-step or whatever.

    Also, lol @ paying for it.

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    Re: Porn addict

    stage6porn.com

    pornotube.com

    FREE!
    Damn, I didn't help did I?

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    Re: Porn addict

    No offense dude, but you're fucking stupid. The problem clearly isn't your desire to view pornographic material... it's that you go to such great lengths to view it. We have a Fuck/Duck thread here, as well as millions of free sites on the internet I'm sure you can find.

    I'm sure the best question to ask would be, if your girlfriend satisfies you sexually so much what the fuck are you doing looking at porn just because it's "there"?

    Sorry, I'm not really trying to bash you or your life choices but seriously... just lock down your work computer, home computer, and anything else that could possibly lead to porn. Hand your credit cards to a safety deposit box, lock up your checkbooks, and quit being such a spendthrift.

    Holy shit man. Just... holy shit.

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    Re: Porn addict

    Your porn must be really really good to cause such problems. Share?

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    Re: Porn addict

    I can only hope this is a joke topic.

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    look ok this is when i was fricking 16, 6 years ago i did that with money now adays i know about the net and not paying

    look bro ive tried alot of things but trust me, its like weed or booze or drugs

    i know ive heard of case's like this before, looking for more support and ideas ive already started looking up locking down my comp and shit i have no videos or mag's.

    so quit with the 12 year old remarks, because im sure if it was weed it would be alot different

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    Re: Porn addict

    If you want real advice it would help to answer the multiple questions about the extent of your addiction.

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by Tricen
    Fill all your lotion bottles with hot sauce or krazy glue.

    Brilliant, simply Brilliant.

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by absolutezero
    look ok this is when i was fricking 16, 6 years ago i did that with money now adays i know about the net and not paying

    look bro ive tried alot of things but trust me, its like weed or booze or drugs

    i know ive heard of case's like this before, looking for more support and ideas ive already started looking up locking down my comp and shit i have no videos or mag's.

    so quit with the 12 year old remarks, because im sure if it was weed it would be alot different
    You're turning to an online gaming linkshell forum, looking for support... o.O

    Best of luck.

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by absolutezero
    look bro ive tried alot of things but trust me, its like weed or booze or drugs
    If you're speaking from experience, I'm going to take this as an answer to my earlier question. If you're a guy that gets addicted to stuff, then you're probably addicted now. Therapist/12-step is probably your best bet.

    You may now resume the jokes.

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by absolutezero
    look ok this is when i was fricking 16, 6 years ago i did that with money now adays i know about the net and not paying

    look bro ive tried alot of things but trust me, its like weed or booze or drugs

    i know ive heard of case's like this before, looking for more support and ideas ive already started looking up locking down my comp and shit i have no videos or mag's.

    so quit with the 12 year old remarks, because im sure if it was weed it would be alot different
    I already thought you were a fucking moron before this post, but you just made damn sure I was right. Weed is not chemically addicting, so don't even try that. It sounds to me like you've never even done any drugs to know what an addiction is like (neither have I, just saying, you don't know what it feels like to be addicted) and you're just blowing everything way out of proportion. I can't believe you tried to say weed is addictive. For shame. Educate yourself: http://www.marijuanalibrary.org/brain2.html

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by Ganzar
    Quote Originally Posted by absolutezero
    look ok this is when i was fricking 16, 6 years ago i did that with money now adays i know about the net and not paying

    look bro ive tried alot of things but trust me, its like weed or booze or drugs

    i know ive heard of case's like this before, looking for more support and ideas ive already started looking up locking down my comp and shit i have no videos or mag's.

    so quit with the 12 year old remarks, because im sure if it was weed it would be alot different
    You're turning to an online gaming linkshell forum, looking for support... o.O

    Best of luck.

    Pfft, didn't you know? BG keeps resident Doctors, matriarchs, shrinks, relationship therapists, attorneys and judges all on call at all times. This being a mere internet forum is just a clever front.

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuketwig
    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra
    The day you realize sex isnt a dirty deed and your not a "sinner" for exploring it, the day your "addiction" goes away. The average man masterbates 2 times a day, thinks about sex every 8 seconds (not every 8 seconds, but the amount of time spent per day divided by the time in day equals about 8 seconds). Releasing this sexual tension in a safe manner is NOT bad, get out of your church a little while and get a GF that is a little more open minded.
    ...seriously? Where did that figure come from, because that seems really high.
    Keep in mind he can't spell masturbation, so I wouldn't believe what he just said. Being realistic, I would say the average amount of times a guy masturbates is once every other day. But, I mean, we are talking in inaccurate averages here.

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    Re: Porn addict

    Quote Originally Posted by EternityEnd
    Quote Originally Posted by Nuketwig
    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra
    The day you realize sex isnt a dirty deed and your not a "sinner" for exploring it, the day your "addiction" goes away. The average man masterbates 2 times a day, thinks about sex every 8 seconds (not every 8 seconds, but the amount of time spent per day divided by the time in day equals about 8 seconds). Releasing this sexual tension in a safe manner is NOT bad, get out of your church a little while and get a GF that is a little more open minded.
    ...seriously? Where did that figure come from, because that seems really high.
    Keep in mind he can't spell masturbation, so I wouldn't believe what he just said. Being realistic, I would say the average amount of times a guy masturbates is once every other day. But, I mean, we are talking in inaccurate averages here.
    Take into account all the horny pre-teens and teenagers who do it 3+ times a day.

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