New Dinosaur Discovered

[Kuya]

So basicaly you're saying people calling you an idiot for making an idiotic post are wrong because we're on the internet? WHOA WHOA THERE, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THIS CLEVER PLAN.

And next you go on about your tl;dr life that nobody cares about and about how you're totaly not an idiot. Well congratulations, you sure proved us wrong! People can have opinions, even really stupid ones, but if you're gonna make a post afterwards that in no way defended the point you were being called out for earlier, then you best not be surprised when people still call you an idiot, and an even bigger one for using the cover "I have a real life lols" + CREDENTIALS MAH BOI.

GUYS STOP IT, DON'T ATTACK MY OPINIONS, IT HURTS MY FEELINGS THAT DO NOT EXIST BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNETS
And furthermore, if i got to use the RL card to get me out of any totaly invalid internet argument, they mind as well crown me the retarded winner from the start.

edit: because i'm so smart and hot irl that i have 50 thousand super model girlfriends that i fuck every 5 seconds

[BRP]

The cancer that is killing the general discussion.

[Akiyama]

gtfo dinosaurs. D:

[Boyiee]

At first I felt bad for mentioning religion and possibly starting something like this... but now I'm entertained by it, and am glad. Although, I do agree with BRP...

[Priran]

The Catholic Church: Pro-dead popes returning in bonfires. Anti-dinosaurs.

Wow, I honestly don't know what to say. Have you understood ANY of the posts in this topic?

Are you trying to make yourself feel better or do you seriously not understand where I'm getting "anti-dinosaurs" from?

[theo]

Read this comic today and it reminded me of this thread.

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1...ic21118mb1.png

Dinosaurs AND absurd philosophies about truth. Its perfect.

[Charla]

Meanwhile, in another dimension where there's actually stuff happening:
"Hey Utahraptor, can I borrow your time-reversing ray real quick?"
"What for?"
"Dude, I wanna aim it at the left half of my face and cause problems!"

Also, the Wikipedia's chickens incident.

[Huggo]

The cancer that is killing the general discussion.

And Spam forum. Coming soon to Advanced Discussion!

[Parshias]

The Catholic Church: Pro-dead popes returning in bonfires. Anti-dinosaurs.

Wow, I honestly don't know what to say. Have you understood ANY of the posts in this topic?

Are you trying to make yourself feel better or do you seriously not understand where I'm getting "anti-dinosaurs" from?

Yes, I'm wondering, because it sure as fuck isn't the Catholic Church.

[Priran]

The Catholic Church: Pro-dead popes returning in bonfires. Anti-dinosaurs.

Wow, I honestly don't know what to say. Have you understood ANY of the posts in this topic?

Are you trying to make yourself feel better or do you seriously not understand where I'm getting "anti-dinosaurs" from?

Yes, I'm wondering, because it sure as fuck isn't the Catholic Church.

Young Earth creationism is a Christian concept. I can't tell if you're stupid or playing coy, but you're equally annoying either way. Shut up.

[Charla]

Although I think the "Earth is 2000 years old cause I did some math!" thing was done by an Anglican priest, not a Catholic. Americans can't be expected to know the difference.

[Parshias]

The Catholic Church: Pro-dead popes returning in bonfires. Anti-dinosaurs.

Wow, I honestly don't know what to say. Have you understood ANY of the posts in this topic?

Are you trying to make yourself feel better or do you seriously not understand where I'm getting "anti-dinosaurs" from?

Yes, I'm wondering, because it sure as fuck isn't the Catholic Church.

Young Earth creationism is a Christian concept. I can't tell if you're stupid or playing coy, but you're equally annoying either way. Shut up.

Christian =/= Catholic. You can even look up Young Earth creationism on wikipedia. The only mentions of 'Catholic' in the entire article is criticism and saying how the Catholic Church does not support it.

Try knowing what the fuck you're talking about before you make inflammatory posts.

Edit:

Although I think the "Earth is 2000 years old cause I did some math!" thing was done by an Anglican priest, not a Catholic. Americans can't be expected to know the difference.

ding ding ding! We have a winner!

[Charla]

And like I said, expecting an American to know the difference between Christian and Catholic, or to even recognize the word Anglican, is like expecting a 10-year-old to understand an Evil Dead 2 reference.

[Kaylia]

Religion changes, people change. The only thing that matter is what the church is currently preaching, and it's not creationist...well, not on the level some of you mentioned. Of course, there is always a bunch of weirdo who believe bullshit, but that's not something exclusive to religion.

The position of the Catholic Church on the theory of evolution has changed over the last two centuries from a large period of no official mention, to a statement of neutrality in the 1950s, to a more explicit acceptance in recent years. Today, the official Church's position remains a focus of controversy and is fairly non-specific, stating only that faith and scientific findings regarding the evolution of man's material body are not in conflict, though man is regarded as a "special creation", and that the existence of God is required to explain the spiritual component of man's origins.

In 1995
"In his encyclical Humani Generis (1950), my predecessor Pius XII has already affirmed that there is no conflict between evolution and the doctrine of the faith regarding man and his vocation, provided that we do not lose sight of certain fixed points....Today, more than a half-century after the appearance of that encyclical, some new findings lead us toward the recognition of evolution as more than an hypothesis."

The biggest contradiction still come from "Adam", but saying that church goes against sciences isn't really accurate.

No, I'm not Christian (well, guess I am according to statistic, but you know what I mean), and no I didn't know that until now. Just did a little wiki search on the topic after reading this thread.

[Priran]

[quote=Parshias]

The Catholic Church: Pro-dead popes returning in bonfires. Anti-dinosaurs.

Wow, I honestly don't know what to say. Have you understood ANY of the posts in this topic?

Are you trying to make yourself feel better or do you seriously not understand where I'm getting "anti-dinosaurs" from?

Yes, I'm wondering, because it sure as fuck isn't the Catholic Church.

Young Earth creationism is a Christian concept. I can't tell if you're stupid or playing coy, but you're equally annoying either way. Shut up.

Christian =/= Catholic. You can even look up Young Earth creationism on wikipedia. The only mentions of 'Catholic' in the entire article is criticism and saying how the Catholic Church does not support it.

Try knowing what the fuck you're talking about before you make inflammatory posts.[/quote:068e2]
Would be more poignant if, you know, I hadn't said "is a Christian concept". The only reason I said Catholic (oh boy, now I get to explain a joke) is because the Catholic pope miraculously "returning" in a bonfire is more believable to some theists than dinosaurs.

Going apeshit over a joke makes you look petty.

Although I think the "Earth is 2000 years old cause I did some math!" thing was done by an Anglican priest, not a Catholic. Americans can't be expected to know the difference.

ding ding ding! We have a winner!

This guy did it about a thousand years earlier. Oops!

[Kaylia]

Although I think the "Earth is 2000 years old cause I did some math!" thing was done by an Anglican priest, not a Catholic. Americans can't be expected to know the difference.

ding ding ding! We have a winner!

This guy did it about a thousand years earlier. Oops!

Yeah, damn him for trying to make sense out of our world with the little they had in 600AD. I'm not sure what you 2 are trying to prove by bringing theories that were said hundred years ago, it will obviously be wrong and inacurate. It's also not surprising that people believed those thing for generation since they made sense at time in the context.

On the Reckoning of Time (De temporum ratione) included an introduction to the traditional ancient and medieval view of the cosmos, including an explanation of how the spherical earth influenced the changing length of daylight, of how the seasonal motion of the Sun and Moon influenced the changing appearance of the New Moon at evening twilight, and a quantitative relation between the changes of the Tides at a given place and the daily motion of the moon.[7] Since the focus of his book was calculation, Bede gave instructions for computing the date of Easter and the related time of the Easter Full Moon, for calculating the motion of the Sun and Moon through the zodiac, and for many other calculations related to the calendar. He gives some information about the months of the Anglo-Saxon calendar in chapter XV.[8] Any codex of Bede's Easter cycle is normally found together with a codex of his "De Temporum Ratione".

For calendric purposes, Bede made a new calculation of the age of the world since the Creation. Due to his innovations in computing the age of the world, he was accused of heresy at the table of Bishop Wilfred, his chronology being contrary to accepted calculations. Once informed of the accusations of these "lewd rustics," Bede refuted them in his Letter to Plegwin.[9]

His works were so influential that late in the ninth century Notker the Stammerer, a monk of the Monastery of St. Gall in Switzerland, wrote that "God, the orderer of natures, who raised the Sun from the East on the fourth day of Creation, in the sixth day of the world has made Bede rise from the West as a new Sun to illuminate the whole Earth".[10]

[Priran]

Although I think the "Earth is 2000 years old cause I did some math!" thing was done by an Anglican priest, not a Catholic. Americans can't be expected to know the difference.

ding ding ding! We have a winner!

This guy did it about a thousand years earlier. Oops!

Yeah, damn him for trying to make sense out of our world with the little they had in 600AD. I'm not sure what you 2 are trying to prove by bringing theories that were said hundred years ago, it will obviously be wrong and inaccurate.

not even close to the point.

first guy who did it was anglican, not catholic. americans r dum. am I intellectual yet?

ya lol

first guy who did it was not only not anglican, he lived 1000 years before the guy you're thinking of did it. lolfactchecking.

Got it?

[Parshias]

Would be more poignant if, you know, I hadn't said "is a Christian concept". The only reason I said Catholic (oh boy, now I get to explain a joke) is because the Catholic pope miraculously "returning" in a bonfire is more believable to some theists than dinosaurs.

Going apeshit over a joke makes you look petty.

Well, please forgive me for not checking world news for news of the Pope's 'return' all the time so I could get your clever reference.

And I overreacted because I am getting really tired of unfounded bullshit coming up in these religious debates, specifically when talking about Catholicism. If you're going to make a statement that the Catholic Church (or all Christians, lolgeneralization) are anti-dinosaurs, maybe you should bother looking up what the Church actually accepts and teaches. Which, for the record, is not anti-dinosaur, and depending on who you talk to, can even be theistic evolution.

[Priran]

Well, please forgive me for not checking world news for news of the Pope's 'return' all the time so I could get your clever reference.

it happened 3 days ago, not my fault you don't keep track of current events.

[Boyiee]

And I overreacted because I am getting really tired of unfounded bullshit coming up in these religious debates, specifically when talking about Catholicism. If you're going to make a statement that the Catholic Church (or all Christians, lolgeneralization) are anti-dinosaurs, maybe you should bother looking up what the Church actually accepts and teaches. Which, for the record, is not anti-dinosaur, and depending on who you talk to, can even be theistic evolution.

Then please, Don't fucking generalize an entire countries citizens whether or not they know the difference between the terms Anglican, Christian, and Catholic. You don't like when bullshit and unfounded random retardation comes out of peoples mouths on the forums, then don't add to it yourself.