Gear complaint that should have been in the thread for it.

[Churchill]

So, between Friday and Today (Sunday) I have spent approximately 33 hours LFG. During this time I camped Fafnir, KB, and Limbus/Salvage so I admit I wasn't LFG for a weekend straight. (Also got a little party going for the World Series and ASU going 8-0) I also during this time, sought to ceate my own party if the means were available, but that situation never arose. I even fell asleep (Note: This is a key point in time for invites to flow in like the waters of Hurricane Katrina, even while not LFG) but nothing.

Cue this morning.

I get an invite while taking a piss, now I pee a good flow so it takes about 3m to get up, piss, look at myself in the mirror, look in the fridge, then return to my computer. I respond at this point, but no answer...so I pester him until I'm told "Yo dawg we fillied up sorry bro". I mean, okay, I get it. You didn't want to wait 3m for a man to reply to you. You probably also work at KFC, home of the most douchetastic chicken around. A couple hours later after I nap some more, he invites me again, this time I respond at an unkown time from when it was sent, but yeah, I was asleep, my fault. He asks again and tells me to go to Jeuno, sounds fair enough. I get there and send him a tell, but he's offline and hasn't changed that since.

Obviously as a man who cares about his time this irks me...where are the days of leveling from 37-75 in a month? It's not very difficult, hell it doesn't even require a lot of time. (Obligatory Advanced Discussion queue: Invite rates are so much more rare now, SE should find a new way to compensate like below 50 only XP bands inreasing the speed to get to ToAU areas:: end queue)

But alas my prayers are answered, another invite. THF, and his friend, a THF. The supporting cast? BRD, SMN, PLD and me. I was excited but reserved for the dual THF aspect. While this can be excellent, my feelings indicated this would not be the case. However, I would never get to see the main event because one "minor" albeit major detail was left from my attention. The BRD came as a set, and as such, my spot was not available and I needed to disband. I disagreed, insulted Terry Schiavo, Anna Nicole Smith, and Steve Irwin's corpses in an attempt to lulz that man to death, or anger him in such a way I could feel vindicated.

In the end, I go to the camp (Because it's easy to MPK in Crawlers Nest, even still) and check my replacement. I felt after seeing this, I would not MPK but rather just pray for their soul as Altana turns her shoulder on such retarded children. (If you didn't know, Altana does not favor retards like the real God does, as such there are no "Altana's Children"; only dead people who are retards)

This is TP gear for both of us apparently, and the reason I just made a vertical slice on my wrists. BBIAB.

"It"
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Me
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[Khalil]

And somehow this warrants it to be on the Advanced player discussion?

[Resin]

KFC's not that bad. >.>

[Lexa]

KFC has got good biscuits. And mashed potatoes. Their chicken is okay.

[Marsala]

Make your own PT, problem solved.

[Ohemgee]

KFC's not that bad. >.>

I live in Broward!

[Tarumara]

KFC has got good biscuits. And mashed potatoes. Their chicken is okay.

Snackers only

I go there, buy 15 snackers.

[Clipse]

KFC has got good biscuits. And mashed potatoes. Their chicken is shit.

Fixed

[Demosthenes11]

How black are some of you that you critique chicken? KFC chicken is pretty good imo.

Also, QQ moar

[Almalexia]

I get an invite while taking a piss, now I pee a good flow so it takes about 3m to get up, piss, look at myself in the mirror, look in the fridge, then return to my computer.

You either have a fridge in the bathroom or a toilet in the kitchen. Whichever is the case, I wish I thought of it first.

[Minions]

KFC has got good biscuits. And mashed potatoes. Their chicken is okay.

Snackers only

I go there, buy 15 snackers.

Winrar

[Rocl]

I get an invite while taking a piss, now I pee a good flow so it takes about 3m to get up, piss, look at myself in the mirror, look in the fridge, then return to my computer.

You either have a fridge in the bathroom or a toilet in the kitchen. Whichever is the case, I wish I thought of it first.

I don't know why but I just laughed for like five minutes. WHAT DID YOU DO

[Furionstormrage]

Make your own PT, problem solved.

I hate making PTs, but you don't see me bitching when everyone in Whitegate gets picked over me.

(It is kind of funny seeing some of the people that get invited over people with good /seacoms stating their access and gear though, all because they can get invited 15 seconds faster)

[pohibaba]

I get an invite while taking a piss, now I pee a good flow so it takes about 3m to get up, piss, look at myself in the mirror, look in the fridge, then return to my computer.

You either have a fridge in the bathroom or a toilet in the kitchen. Whichever is the case, I wish I thought of it first.

Wow, I laughed, and I never laugh at Alma's jokes. You won, good sir; you won.

[Titanss]

I think the op is funny as hell, the "insulting corpses" is funny as fuck. Classic man

[ninjafox]

KFC has the best mac and cheese period!

[Churchill]

I think the op is funny as hell, the "insulting corpses" is funny as fuck. Classic man

Thanks, I only ever do anything for the lulz.