Nip/Tuck

[Soprano]

Last night was a little meh, did crack me up when the chick said "Oh, do I really have to downgrade to a double D? I like the letter H, I even named my cat Heathcliff!" I did lose it.

and OMGosh Eden.

[Hitoshura]

I thought last night's episode was going to full on suck. It really surprised me, me and my buddy were laughing all the way through.

[Robert]

wow what an opening

[Azkarin]

Wow, Nip/Tuck can be nuts sometimes. Recap of craziness:

1) Kimber is back into porn. Screws her porn producer and steals the baby.
2) Matt blows up his meth lab and gets burned and falls into the pool. Dead or alive? Most likely alive but fucked up.
3) Sean bangs 18 year old Eden and has a heart attack after taking E.
4) Sean's wife (can't remember name atm) gets robbed and nearly forced to sex her GF.
5) BEST FOR LAST: FUCKING ALIEN MYSTERY NOW!

This show is so over the top I love it. I can't wait for next week; they better not forget to continue the alien mystery lol.

Also, I bet nobody can name a character on TV that is more fucked up than Matt. He ran over a girl, sexed a tranny, killed a tranny, got pissed on by trannys, bangs the same chick both his dads have, does Scientology, does meth, loses a kid. Jeez.

[Hitoshura]

Just random... but WHY IS THE PORN PRODUCER JONATHAN KENT. Nip/Tuck has forever tainted the image of Jonathan Kent.

[Vandole]

holy fuck that woman looks wierd

[ghostfaced]

only on nip tuck will you see a singing snowman get shot in the leg

[Slapper]

Wasn't really paying attention, what was the orange shit Eden was putting in the fruit cake?

[Soprano]

I watched the episode twice last night, for the life of me, I couldn't figure out what Eden put in the cake either. I was completely off base thinking it was rat poison or something.

[Byrd]

Also, I bet nobody can name a character on TV that is more fucked up than Matt. He ran over a girl, sexed a tranny, killed a tranny, got pissed on by trannys, bangs the same chick both his dads have, does Scientology, does meth, loses a kid. Jeez.

Technically, he didn't kill a tranny, although he did beat one up. However, he did cut off a tranny's package and then proceeded to watch said tranny kill his ex-girlfriend's father.

I watched the episode twice last night, for the life of me, I couldn't figure out what Eden put in the cake either. I was completely off base thinking it was rat poison or something.

I don't think you were off base at all. There were two times (once at the Christmas tree, once in the hospital) that Julia clearly felt ill briefly. I'm guessing it's something slow acting that may develop over the course of a few episodes, especially as Eden keeps giving her fruitcake. She might well be slipping some addictive drug into the cake.

[chillin]

i wanna stream dis, where ? :ashira:

[Vandole]

this is an interesting season, this week had an awsome episode

-rich bipolar girl becomes a cat
-that psycho old chick slit her wrists

Fuck yeah.

[Azkarin]

Few things on my mind.

1) Why the fuck can't Sean get over Eden? She is a cancer to him and his entire family (gave his daughter bulemia, poisoned his ex wife (are they finally going to get the whole poison plot going ffs?), and gave him a heart attack and many other issues). Sidenote: What was the whole thing about not wanting to get back into porn and ending up in Ram's bed? Was it a scam to get free lipo for the old-lady porn? Or did she get sucked back in?

2) The part with Christian's speech at the dinner and him 'showing his resume' was awesome. He always delivers the best scenes and he needs to do more stuff like that every episode.

I just realized that if you've never watched this show then my above writings are probably the weirdest read but its all in a normals day work for Sean and Christian.

[Krye]

2) The part with Christian's speech at the dinner and him 'showing his resume' was awesome. He always delivers the best scenes and he needs to do more stuff like that every episode.

Wooow.

[Xavier]

Nip/Tuck is so close to shark territory for me. Last week an agent was strapped to a chair and fucking stuffed by a psycho bitch.

I love the show when its dealing with somewhat realistic situations, and with the relationships between the main characters. I absolutely hate when the show decides to dip into cartoon land with ridiculous plots like an elderly deranged stuffed animal loving stuffing killer. This season started out so well in my opinion, moving to LA, the comedy with Shirts and Scalpels (w/e its called), the Eden drama, it was all either funny or somewhat believable.

Perfect example of classic Nip/Tuck was the dinner scene tonight, Christian was dead on whipping his cock out as his resume.

[Krye]

Hoooly shit, she's off her meds!

[Xavier]

His face after realizing how badly he'd fucked up was pretty great too, haha. Sheer panic.

[Krye]

Awww, poor Eden

[Hitoshura]

You know what I just realized? What in the HELL happened to Sean and Julia's baby? Who is taking care of him? It's like not one person has any responsibility and they can all just act like they are in their 20's trying to pursue different shit.

[Xavier]

Obviously infant boarding school.