The Weighted Companion Pumpkin

[eckokujata]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Weighted-Companion- ... dZViewItem

[Charla]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Portal (the top 700 pixels or so are worksafe, scroll down with caution.)

The only problem with the official game Portal is that it's made for people who can afford Valve's Orange Box and, for those console guys, an XBox 360. For everybody else, there's the unofficial flash version, which has flooded /b/ with solution requests since it's so easy to make a usable screenshot with it... and really, the Flash version has everything you could want, except with fewer "Cake is a lie" easter eggs.
You can also buy the game standalone for $20 off the Steam website. Or you can pirate it, google and torrents are your friends.

And most importantly, lyrics:
This Was A Triumph
I'm Making A Note Here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa. . .
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway. this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
When there's science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

[Kaylia]

Companion cube plushie, yes fucking please.

omg yes please.

Possible portal spoilers: Click play at own will:
Incase the embeds dont worK:

http://www.youtube.com/v/YqQISNKWZSA
http://www.youtube.com/v/RthZgszykLs

I felt bad 1st time I had to kill it




"And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE"

Best part of the song

[Rem]

I felt bad 1st time I had to kill it

I wish I could shape Kaylia into a Weighted Companion Cube.

[Akiyama]

Companion cube plushie, yes fucking please.

omg yes please.

Possible portal spoilers: Click play at own will:
Incase the embeds dont worK:

http://www.youtube.com/v/YqQISNKWZSA
http://www.youtube.com/v/RthZgszykLs

I felt bad 1st time I had to kill it




"And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE"

Best part of the song

"Anyway~ This cake is great. It's so delicious and moist."

Besterest part of the song.

[Calais~]

I posted this over in the random image thread, but companion cube pumpkin is way cooler. I tip my hat to you, good sir.

[Kainsin]

Did anyone listen to the audio commentary for that level? Apparently the beta testers were really addicted to the Weighted Companion Cube as well.