Oops!... Salvage Blunders

[aurik]

We had a good few months where our leader would consistently try to give body cells to our rdm without a refresh body before all the mages with them.

Oh, and giving the first head cells to the tanks instead of the (same) rdm with relic head...

turban on tanks >>>>>>> 20 mp per minute

[Churchill]

We had a good few months where our leader would consistently try to give body cells to our rdm without a refresh body before all the mages with them.

Oh, and giving the first head cells to the tanks instead of the (same) rdm with relic head...

turban on tanks >>>>>>> 20 mp per minute

[Maxxthepenguin]

Guillotined a Ziz

[Rocl]

Guillotined a Ziz

Complain about a RDM lotting DEX when trying to pop 5F Poroggo Madame?

[Suiram]

Before a Zhayolm run, after extensive bragging to the group about how effective BLU is at stunning chorus, I proceeded to enter us on Lightningsday.

[Falaras]

Choosing the wrong sub twice and getting destroyed by QQA and Chariots without shadows.

[cdgreg]

New one as of last night, not a big deal but annoying none the less. Leave Salvage not realizing all hi-pots werent purchased by lsmates for 1g during the run and proceed to the AH for god knows what. All of a sudden I see in my chat log:
RandomPlayerX Purchases a Hi-Potion from your Bazaar for 1g
RandomPlayerX Purchases a Hi-Potion from your Bazaar for 1g
RandomPlayerX Purchases a Hi-Potion from your Bazaar for 1g
RandomPlayerX Purchases a Hi-Potion from your Bazaar for 1g
RandomPlayerX Purchases a Hi-Potion from your Bazaar for 1g
RandomPlayerX Purchases a Hi-Potion from your Bazaar for 1g

Sure we save tanks from assaults so it doesnt cost anything but thats 6 minutes of my life popping them I'll never get back!

[Seditedi]

We had a good few months where our leader would consistently try to give body cells to our rdm without a refresh body before all the mages with them.

Oh, and giving the first head cells to the tanks instead of the (same) rdm with relic head...

turban on tanks >>>>>>> 20 mp per minute

Yeah... lol. 5% haste for MNK/NIN>1mp/tick.

[Linsivi]

* losing cells to paralyze / everyone passed / inventory full
* 1st time bhaflau taking NE route on floor 2 following up with:
* getting to LBC without any STR cells, tanks half equipped and killing 0 gears on floor 4 and then:
* pulling LBC with elegy2 when you have 2 mnk/nin tanks, ya I died horribly

Guilty ^^/

[mdkuser]

Zayolm 5F, one of our first zayolm run, decided to test what those 3 ramparts in the madame room do (was before madame was discovered). Kill a rampart and start working on it's eye pet ... bad idea firaga III owned us, we had reraise but the stupid mob wouldn't move from us lol.

[Lindstrom]

Suprised no one has said "Used fireflies while bound and engaged"

[orson]

Suprised no one has said "Used fireflies while bound and engaged"

Popped Fireflies instead of meds while tanking LAC. At first I think everyone thought I left because I was angry that we were running out of time.

[Znake]

Suprised no one has said "Used fireflies while bound and engaged"

Popped Fireflies instead of meds while tanking LAC. At first I think everyone thought I left because I was angry that we were running out of time.

Hahaha, naw, I was just slamming my head going "Goddamn, Orson...". XD

[Damane]

i forgot to tell the poeple to kill the 3F S madame in order to pop the 6 F madame and noticed it on floor 5. not to mention i traded a silver sea card so we have 4 NMs to pop the 6F, dumb

[Drakkos]

Suprised no one has said "Used fireflies while bound and engaged"

I did this last night during arrapago boss and almost engaged and rested in time but it was too late because i realized i wasnt using my fanatics drink with hundred fists and I had hit flies instead. Alot of laughs after that one. Glad my corresponding 35 piece didn't drop 8)

[Kirbyprime]

(>"<) Messed up an entire run by opening the wrong door in Z.Remnants!!

[Alleya]

CFH'd on the third floor QQ. I was trying to move my camera and just went too fast. They really need to add a confirmation to th at shit.

We got it to go uncfh and killed it though, and it didn't drop. Nothing in that salvage did. >(

[Seditedi]

LOL? I didn't even know u could CFH salvage mobs.

[Beckwin]

Me and some black guy obliterated a 2F pudding by weaponskilling at the the same time, and it didn't get to put it's spikes up.

._.

[Kobus]

my worst was a few weeks ago in bhaflau remnants:

we get to the floor where if you kill all the gears w/o warping you can get the Reactionary Rampart that pops Peryton mob. well, we kill like 8/10 of the gears when wind weather comes up, we pull #9, #10 warps out. no chance for me, oh well.

i'm a pretty sarcastic guy, so i was like "i hate SE, blah blah" laughing, well, doing the "sigh laugh" if anyone knows what i'm talking about.

we warp to final boss. waiting to engage (i'm brd btw, only one) and i jokingly say, "I should just quit salvage."

as soon as i say that, boom, red dot. my internet goes out.

needless to say, my lsmates were a little peeved at me. i tried to get on for 3 hours to no avail.

was probably the best/worst timing ever for me lol.