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  1. 2007-11-18 22:24 #1
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    Beyonce

    This just in!

    Beyonce at the American Music awards received an award and "Won't take it for Granite"

    At least it sounds like she said that.

  2. 2007-11-18 22:27 #2
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    Re: Beyonce

    looooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllll
  3. 2007-11-19 02:00 #3
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    Re: Beyonce

    on other news, Malaysia rejected Beyonce's concert because of her inappropriate outfits. I think the malaysian government fully understands its men's sexual resistance when exposed to such "booty", hence the cancellation of the concert. Beyonce: OWNED!





    was that a derail?;; im sorry really, but the title!
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    Re: Beyonce

    Quote Originally Posted by Firas_Gattz
    on other news, Malaysia rejected Beyonce's concert because of her inappropriate outfits. I think the malaysian government fully understands its men's sexual resistance when exposed to such "booty", hence the cancellation of the concert. Beyonce: OWNED!





    was that a derail?;; im sorry really, but the title!
    Was hoping it was more on the fact her music sucks-
  5. 2007-11-19 03:19 #5
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    Re: Beyonce

    For the cool people it sucks (me, included) sadly we are wrong, because she is making millions from her music.
  6. 2007-11-19 16:57 #6
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    Re: Beyonce

    When you make the kind of money she makes in 3 hours, you can say "granite" too.
  7. 2007-11-19 21:49 #7
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    Hate on her music all you want. She has a great voice, she is beautiful, and she is filthy rich. And id like to think filthy in the sack too.
  8. 2007-11-19 21:52 #8
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    Re: Beyonce

    Quote Originally Posted by Andarvi
    Hate on her music all you want. She has a great voice, she is beautiful, and she is filthy rich. And id like to think filthy in the sack too.
    I know someone who dreamed he had sex with her, he said she wasn't very energetic and she felt like a big pillow.
  9. 2007-11-20 00:20 #9
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    Re: Beyonce

    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg
    Quote Originally Posted by Andarvi
    Hate on her music all you want. She has a great voice, she is beautiful, and she is filthy rich. And id like to think filthy in the sack too.
    I know someone who dreamed he had sex with her, he said she wasn't very energetic and she felt like a big pillow.
    How completely relevant!

    Now the real question is, has your virgin friend made use of a female-shaped pillow outside his dreams as well?
  10. 2007-11-20 00:31 #10
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    Re: Beyonce

    Quote Originally Posted by Charla
    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg
    Quote Originally Posted by Andarvi
    Hate on her music all you want. She has a great voice, she is beautiful, and she is filthy rich. And id like to think filthy in the sack too.
    I know someone who dreamed he had sex with her, he said she wasn't very energetic and she felt like a big pillow.
    How completely relevant!

    Now the real question is, has your virgin friend made use of a female-shaped pillow outside his dreams as well?
    He tends to put it in the washing machine pretty often, I'm not sure how it gets dirty so much. Other than that all he does is put the stuffing that falls out from the hole back into it. What are you trying to get at here? Do you think his dream is not an accurate representation of what sleeping with Beyonce would be?