Kids these days (lame)

[Jerseyprophet]

I just got a text message while I was sittin here, bullshittin on this forum, drinkin some beer, and I see it's a picture message from Jenna, this girl Im friends with --- but never really talk to that much.


She sent this. I didnt ask for it, and it was just out of the blue. I asked why, she said I only sent you the pic and to that I call bullshit, but hey, whatever. I felt it was a good dead to share my happiness with you all.









EDIT: removed, im not taking a chance ><




One thing. She's 17.

[Zalius]

hit it with the fury of a ten ton hammer, even if shes not that hot

[Jerseyprophet]

Egh, I would, but Im 24. 16 is legal in Jersey, but still. I mean, it may be EASY to steal a wawa meatball sandwhich by buyin a pack of gum and puttin that recipt in the bin instead of the sandwhiche's, but it's still just fuckin wrong.

[bebeci]

She wants you to do a beer run for her?

[Jerseyprophet]

This came while I was posting/reading responses. Same girl.








Now she IM'd me. FUCKING DEVIL......


Enjoy, I did.



EDIT: Removed, too shady and could get me in trouble.







Wait, can I get in trouble for these text messages? I didnt ask for this, or anything. She's just sending me em (and I took the liberty of sharing with thousands lol).....


im gonna take these off cause Im not gettin in fucking trouble.

[Penthesilea]

tell her you're signing off your SN and she can IM you at this one soulfly260

[Jerseyprophet]

She's cute, and technically legal and all, but it's too shady. Im stickin to my rule, my age or older.

Then again, she isnt right in front of me. See if I sing the same song then.

Penthesilea, you need to go to the Pennant East, on Rt. 130 in ...what the hell is that, collingswood? Past pennsauken. White Trash Wensdays. 25 cent beers and its all rock/punk/metal suicide girl type of people there. You'd find plenty.

[Penthesilea]

I'm actually west of philly, about 25-30 minutes west, so that's a hike for me just for happy hour when i can get some killer wings and $1.25 yards @ northstar but i'll keep it in mind

[Jerseyprophet]

1.25 yards? oO I love craft beers

Rocl, or any mod, go ahead and delete this thread or whatever. Sorry, it wouldve been fun, but i changed my mind about posting lingrie pics of a 17 year old. It's too shady.

[kuronosan]

Damn, I have this same problem. 17 year old chick at work flirting with me endlessly. 9 years is a bit much imo. I wouldn't take the chance, even if she does turn legal.

[Exoduso]

Who cares how old she is... you're not gonna marry her. (yet...? >.>)

[thegilseller]

I wanna know what happened to that first pic...I totally missed it and I wanna see it =x.

[Selamis]

I wanna know what happened to that first pic...I totally missed it and I wanna see it =x.

Not like the feds or that girl brouse these forums anyway..... >.>

[Demosthenes11]

she is legal and lingerie isn't porn, yet you are afraid you are going to get arrested? k

I think I have waaaaaaaaaaay too much porn on my computer of my gf then

[archibaldcrane]

I think I have waaaaaaaaaaay too much porn on my computer of my gf then

With a detailed analysis I could let you know if it is, in fact, way too much.

[Demosthenes11]

sorry, but her beauty would break the interwebz

[archibaldcrane]

It'll have to be in person then, Sacramento is only 6 hours away.

[Demosthenes11]

Better hurry and come before the weekend, she goes to school in Massachusetts

[archibaldcrane]

Is she taking your computer with her? Don't get distracted - I don't want to look at your girlfriend, I want to look at porn of her, which is supposedly on your computer.

[Elcura]

This topic sucks and is in no way NSFW.

Someone make it NSFW.